Do you go sexual healing bang-bang when kids are in the house? I mean when you have that sexual urge...kids are running around downstairs or somewhere in the house. Do you have your spouse lock the doors and bang-bang into the afternoon?

Is this okay? I think so. You can't fight the sexual feeling. It gets too strong at times to wait to go bump in the night. By that time, you've lost the healing.

Do you have sexual healing, bang-bang when kids are at home? Or do you wait till night time?

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I never do anything involving poor grammar.

Mars23 said:

I have gone to the restroom with my significant other to fool around while they kids are home. Im not saying it right, but ive done it
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amorbella said:

You can't stop the feeling.

Mars23 said:

huh? No bang-bang?

AlienX2050 said:

sometimes you cant

Just be inventive

you can't beat a little afternoon delight.

just set them up playing with something that you know will keep them occupied for 10-15mins. or let them watch cartoons.

obviously will have to re-think this strategy as the kids get older, but works for now.

Having 3 daughters- 15, 10 and 5 plus one adult son 24. It would be almost impossible not to ever have sex without them in the house. We get creative, I'll leave it at that.

WTF, there are ALWAYS kids in my house! I'd never get laid if I waited for them to be gone!

angelcat said:

That's what I'm talking about. Even if someone you're dating has kids...make the time to bang...bang. Nice release. It'll make you handle the kids better.

FunkMistress said:

Exactly

Going on 23 yrs of Sex in the family life zone

PaisleyPark5083 said:

You're right. Kids at this age are very clever. Good Lawd! 15 and 10! Have them take care of the one that's 5 for an hour. Damn, 15 and 10? You've got to have them outside playing. Set them up with a water slide or something. If there's a drought in your area....damnyum...damnyum.

Find a way to tick-tick bang!

We just tell them, "Mommy and Daddy are going in the other room to fuck. If you don't want to hear it, you should probably play outside for a while."



Works for us.

AlienX2050 said:

My husband is funny, he'll ask my oldest to take the girls "out to get ice-cream" or even has sent them to the movies.

Mach said:

Mach! You don't stay too far from me...have those kids outside in the bushes, playing with bugs and gathering flowers. The mountains are plentiful! You know! Do something to get that tick tick bang!

PaisleyPark5083 said:

See you don't have an excuse. You should be able to get it on at any time! At anytime!
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AlienX2050 said:

Well our youngest 2 at home now both drive so ...

Our life is shifting towards more and more "Us" time

Give the young 'uns some weed and some beer, that'll chill them out for a good half hour or so while you get some lovin'...

Ok, that sucked as advice lol (in case anyone's taking notes).

Byron said:

~ scratches off weed and beer from her list ~



Damn

What now

Mach said:

Crushed-up Vicodin in a cup of Nyquil.

Mach said:

With how level-headed your kids are, you could probably just say "Ok, your father and I are going to make love for awhile, so we'd appreciate it if you could give us some privacy", and they'd say "ok" and head off to a movie or a friend's house lol ...

FunkMistress said:

Otherwise known as "Plan B"...

Mach said:

Oh Mach! There's no excuse! Get it on! renew the sexual healing! Kids throw a damper on things but it gets better when they're this age!

FunkMistress said:

I know that would have gotten me out the house quick

Byron said:

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AlienX2050 said:

Yanno, I thought that family counselor might have been questionable when she gave me the "Trailer Park Trash's Guide To Parenting" after the first session...

I'm guessing that I should probably skip the section called "Hitting On Your Son's Girlfriend: The Key To Male Bonding", huh?...

of course

Byron said:

That's pretty much close to the dang truth