I always like the before and after advertorials.

Ace said:

that's the most insightful quote i've ever seen linked to adam corolla, and i mean that.

i'm not sure if i just paid him a compliment or an insult.

This is fucked up.

Where are the asses of women?

AlienX2050 said:

those are all woman butts except for one.

the question must be raised, why is this a revelation? A bidet is not a new invention, but for some reason we don't have many of them in America.

NDRU said:

if all you see here is a bidet, then you need to open your eyes and smell the toilet.

Anxiety said:

I'm certainly not ignoring the power of the toilet. Butt to me the bidet is the real benefit of it.

man i tried one of these in Japan and was hooked! i couldn't find any in my state, but i checked the locations on their site and apparently we have dealers.

btw, i didn't go through the whole tutorial, but you can also control the intensity of the stream.

NDRU said:

BUT IT HAS A SELF-HEATING AND SELF-SHUTTING SEAT AND LID!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!

Anxiety said:

so has a venus fly-trap plant

ZombieKitten said:

my butt is too big for one of those.

trust me on this, i don't want to get graphic.

Anxiety said:

I know you can't poo in these but they look nice!

ZombieKitten said:

i think i would feel a little conflicted if i had to aim my reproductive organs at one of those things.

So far I have watched "washlet 101", "why it's better", and "technology".

I just want the FAQ... "So you DON'T wipe your arse after??"

Cinnie said:

i think you'd still want to wipe just out of instinct; or just in case, even after all that pampering, your end stinks.

NDRU said:

Just plug it in the one by the sink and have the cord stretched taut across to the toilet seat. There are probably all kinds of other neat uses for the cord to keep you happy. Like, a place to hang your crossword puzzle books.

Cinnie said:

or to hold my head up when I fall asleep on the throne, all Elvis style 'n' such?