Byron said:

I think I love you

WTF Sam Hell has happened?

I don't know what mf'rs would do.

Byron said:

Are you serious?

This story seems a bit outlandish.

may078 said:

Exactly. Which is why you shouldn't respond as if you DID:

"Come on JustErin- there were so not joking!" ~You

If people tell you they were joking, why would you tell them you know they're not? Why not just say "Whew, I was nervous there for a moment"??

may078 said:

Exactly. Which is why you shouldn't respond as if you DID:

"Come on JustErin- there were so not joking!" ~You

If people tell you they were joking, why would you tell them you know they're not? Why not just say "Whew, I was nervous there for a moment"??

Imago said:

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yeah, and usually when I get home I call my daughter up to see if she's still buzzed enough for me to go ahead and have sex. If I hear her giggling and eating Twinkies, I know the lovin' is ON!

Byron, because some were, and some were not, I can clearly see and understand the jokes concerning the redneck bible. If everyone involved thought that everyone was joking valerin and other things would not have come up. I'm done with it. We could go on, but why? Twisted is twisted, and we all know if you can "conceive it, you can achieve it".

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Byron said:

Fuck it. I'm just gonna have sex on top of the kids.

Byron, because some were, and some were not, I can clearly see and understand the jokes concerning the redneck bible. If everyone involved thought that everyone was joking valerin and other things would not have come up. I'm done with it. We could go on, but why? Twisted is twisted, and we all know if you can "conceive it, you can achieve it".

Byron said:

I'm having khlk flashbacks.

may078 said:

Wait, so do you NOT know "what mf'rs would do", or do you DO know "what mf'rs would do"? Pick one or the other so that I can know which point to argue lol...

And what's Valerin?

Byron said:

Oh my god. I can't breathe!!!!

may078 said:

Wait, so do you NOT know "what mf'rs would do", or do you DO know "what mf'rs would do"? Pick one or the other so that I can know which point to argue lol...

And what's Valerin?

Byron said:

I think they meant Valerian

Stymie said:

I thought, yanno, maybe Valerin was an orger...

WTF Sam Hell has happened?

Byron said:

Maybe she was talking about Valory and Erin.

Stymie said:

That might explain the time I saw someone mention Bymie ...

This thread is confusing.

AlienX2050, like blue said, we are all responsible for the silly shit we put out here, the evils we contribute to the world.
Once we put it out here, we cant control and it takes form.

Now some dum ass, who never before thought of mixing nightquil with viocdin, will come along, discover a new recipe, get a hard on while left alone with his kid, and decide to take matters in his own hands. Maybe accidentally killing his kid along the way.

And it might not happen, but at least both points of view are now contained in the discussion. For the members who responded and got offended, tough shit, it's a discussion, not your life.

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And it might not happen, but at least both points of view are now contained in the discussion.

Mach said:

People don't do this right?

AlienX2050 said:

She was single and wanted hger kid to sleep by 8 pm so she didn't have to "deal"

It was really quite sad and one of the reasons I had to ask her to move out
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That would put them in a fucking coma, not to mention taste like a basement.

Chamomile and lemon balm is as strong as I ever went with my little ones to soothe them before bedtime.

Imago said:

You drank the Nyquil huh ?

This is my new fave GD thread

I have laughed so hard

at myself more then others but dyam y'all are some crazy azz mofos

Mach said:

this.muthafucka.needs.to.be.stickied!!!!!

may078 said:

Yeah, I definitely give weed and beer to my kids when I want have sex ...I also hit on all my son's girlfriends when I want him and I to share a bonding moment. ...no way in hell I was joking.

What makes it hard, though, is that I'm divorced and my daughter lives 3,000 miles away...so if I ever want to have sex I have to buy a plane ticket and fly out there to give her the weed and beer, and then fly back home to my waiting lover who is hopefully still in the mood. I also have to hope that my daughter is still buzzed out 10 hours later when I finally DO get home. It's a bitch, let me tell ya.

And what's REALLY hard about those times when I hit on my son's girlfriends is that I don't even HAVE a son. Talk about difficult.

But you're soooo right, everyone was being serious here...good work calling us out.