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PrintableOh hell let me tell you....my best friend I was talking about it another post, well honey I think she was allergic to water! Wouldn't bathe unless told to. Yeah, I had to say "ok I'm taking a shower and when I get out you can get in" more times than one. She smelled like a dead rat--everytime I seen her  . Arm pit funk from H-E-L-L! Baby girl's feet was just as bad. One time she spent the night in my clean fresh house and slept on the new couch.....had to FEBREEZE that muthafucka to death!!! Oh Lord, she'd wear the same rotted panties for days. She knew better too, just pure sorriness on her part. It would make me so angry. And she'd try to cover up that shit with perfume/body spray. Don't ever do that! Get in the tub and soap your funky ass down!
And when we'd go clubbing....shiiiiit.....she could outstink a dead horse as granny would say! My boyfriend's friend gave her the nickname Stinky within 5 minutes of meeting her . So different times I would buy her "care packages". It's funny cuz on Christmas we got a picture of her holding up deodorant, a packge of panties, bodywash and shampoo! She was just smiling like a possum! I hope that she used those things, none of us would ever come out and tell her she smelled like a skunk's ass because underneath all that funk, she's the sweetest girl  !
On the other hand, I liked smelling my ex-boyfriend's sweat, especially after mowing the yard....mmmmm made me horny baby yeaaaaah!! Don't they say everyone's sweat contains a phermones or chemicals to attract each other? I love his scent! I wanna b ur fantasy and maybe u could be mine! | |
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DaVanity said: Oh hell let me tell you....my best friend I was talking about it another post, well honey I think she was allergic to water! Wouldn't bathe unless told to. Yeah, I had to say "ok I'm taking a shower and when I get out you can get in" more times than one. She smelled like a dead rat--everytime I seen her
. Arm pit funk from H-E-L-L! Baby girl's feet was just as bad. One time she spent the night in my clean fresh house and slept on the new couch.....had to FEBREEZE that muthafucka to death!!! Oh Lord, she'd wear the same rotted panties for days. She knew better too, just pure sorriness on her part. It would make me so angry. And she'd try to cover up that shit with perfume/body spray. Don't ever do that! Get in the tub and soap your funky ass down!
And when we'd go clubbing....shiiiiit.....she could outstink a dead horse as granny would say! My boyfriend's friend gave her the nickname Stinky within 5 minutes of meeting her . So different times I would buy her "care packages". It's funny cuz on Christmas we got a picture of her holding up deodorant, a packge of panties, bodywash and shampoo! She was just smiling like a possum! I hope that she used those things, none of us would ever come out and tell her she smelled like a skunk's ass because underneath all that funk, she's the sweetest girl !
On the other hand, I liked smelling my ex-boyfriend's sweat, especially after mowing the yard....mmmmm made me horny baby yeaaaaah!! Don't they say everyone's sweat contains a phermones or chemicals to attract each other? I love his scent! omg this gets more and more tragic  | |
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paintedlady said: NOTHING is worse that getting on a bus that is crowded... you have to stand next to someone that has to hold on to an overhead bar.. and their deoderant/anti-persperant isn't effective at stopping their pit exhaust from filling your nostrils. Gag and sneeze.
Genesia said: Two summers ago, I was in a play with a guy who was enthralled with his own stench. Actually told another cast member (who suggested he might want to improve his hygiene) that he thought it was amazing that his body could make that smell.
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DaVanity said: Oh hell let me tell you....my best friend I was talking about it another post, well honey I think she was allergic to water! Wouldn't bathe unless told to. Yeah, I had to say "ok I'm taking a shower and when I get out you can get in" more times than one. She smelled like a dead rat--everytime I seen her
. Arm pit funk from H-E-L-L! Baby girl's feet was just as bad. One time she spent the night in my clean fresh house and slept on the new couch.....had to FEBREEZE that muthafucka to death!!! Oh Lord, she'd wear the same rotted panties for days. She knew better too, just pure sorriness on her part. It would make me so angry. And she'd try to cover up that shit with perfume/body spray. Don't ever do that! Get in the tub and soap your funky ass down!
And when we'd go clubbing....shiiiiit.....she could outstink a dead horse as granny would say! My boyfriend's friend gave her the nickname Stinky within 5 minutes of meeting her . So different times I would buy her "care packages". It's funny cuz on Christmas we got a picture of her holding up deodorant, a packge of panties, bodywash and shampoo! She was just smiling like a possum! I hope that she used those things, none of us would ever come out and tell her she smelled like a skunk's ass because underneath all that funk, she's the sweetest girl !
On the other hand, I liked smelling my ex-boyfriend's sweat, especially after mowing the yard....mmmmm made me horny baby yeaaaaah!! Don't they say everyone's sweat contains a phermones or chemicals to attract each other? I love his scent! First of all, I don't care who it is but you can't kick it with me if your ass is THAT funky that it's noticeable immediately. Secondly, what kinda friend are you not to sit her stank ass down and tell her that her ass is stank??? You could be polite about it but you shoulda told her about her stank ass years ago. | |
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Mustiness should be outlawed | |
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paintedlady said: "pit exhaust"
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SCNDLS said: DaVanity said: Oh hell let me tell you....my best friend I was talking about it another post, well honey I think she was allergic to water! Wouldn't bathe unless told to. Yeah, I had to say "ok I'm taking a shower and when I get out you can get in" more times than one. She smelled like a dead rat--everytime I seen her
. Arm pit funk from H-E-L-L! Baby girl's feet was just as bad. One time she spent the night in my clean fresh house and slept on the new couch.....had to FEBREEZE that muthafucka to death!!! Oh Lord, she'd wear the same rotted panties for days. She knew better too, just pure sorriness on her part. It would make me so angry. And she'd try to cover up that shit with perfume/body spray. Don't ever do that! Get in the tub and soap your funky ass down!
And when we'd go clubbing....shiiiiit.....she could outstink a dead horse as granny would say! My boyfriend's friend gave her the nickname Stinky within 5 minutes of meeting her . So different times I would buy her "care packages". It's funny cuz on Christmas we got a picture of her holding up deodorant, a packge of panties, bodywash and shampoo! She was just smiling like a possum! I hope that she used those things, none of us would ever come out and tell her she smelled like a skunk's ass because underneath all that funk, she's the sweetest girl !
On the other hand, I liked smelling my ex-boyfriend's sweat, especially after mowing the yard....mmmmm made me horny baby yeaaaaah!! Don't they say everyone's sweat contains a phermones or chemicals to attract each other? I love his scent! First of all, I don't care who it is but you can't kick it with me if your ass is THAT funky that it's noticeable immediately. Secondly, what kinda friend are you not to sit her stank ass down and tell her that her ass is stank??? You could be polite about it but you shoulda told her about her stank ass years ago. | |
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CalhounSq said: paintedlady said: "pit exhaust"
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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[Edited 7/8/08 12:21pm] This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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This reminds me of the little corner mom and pop store that opened near my home a few years back. The owner was VERY anti-deodorant! So much so, that you would walk up to the door and hold your nose if you wanted to go in. He went out of business.  | |
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i dont understand how folks 'cant' smell themselves.. your eyes watering around them and they dont smell anything lol ...
however, if a dude, WHO DOES WEAR DEODORANT, works out and he's lifting weights or jogging... and he comes back with that masculine musky scent.. it's kinda sexy.... NOT smelling skunkish, he's just slightly manly musky ... but all depends too on a person's chemistry | |
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I swear my brain keep saying anti-perspirant, but my eyes keep saying no that's not it try again.
I've worked with a person who didn't wear it, luckily their desk was located in another building so I didn't see them often. Let's just say they had a lot of problems with co-workers. | |
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ZombieKitten said: DaVanity said: Oh hell let me tell you....my best friend I was talking about it another post, well honey I think she was allergic to water! Wouldn't bathe unless told to. Yeah, I had to say "ok I'm taking a shower and when I get out you can get in" more times than one. She smelled like a dead rat--everytime I seen her
. Arm pit funk from H-E-L-L! Baby girl's feet was just as bad. One time she spent the night in my clean fresh house and slept on the new couch.....had to FEBREEZE that muthafucka to death!!! Oh Lord, she'd wear the same rotted panties for days. She knew better too, just pure sorriness on her part. It would make me so angry. And she'd try to cover up that shit with perfume/body spray. Don't ever do that! Get in the tub and soap your funky ass down!
And when we'd go clubbing....shiiiiit.....she could outstink a dead horse as granny would say! My boyfriend's friend gave her the nickname Stinky within 5 minutes of meeting her . So different times I would buy her "care packages". It's funny cuz on Christmas we got a picture of her holding up deodorant, a packge of panties, bodywash and shampoo! She was just smiling like a possum! I hope that she used those things, none of us would ever come out and tell her she smelled like a skunk's ass because underneath all that funk, she's the sweetest girl !
On the other hand, I liked smelling my ex-boyfriend's sweat, especially after mowing the yard....mmmmm made me horny baby yeaaaaah!! Don't they say everyone's sweat contains a phermones or chemicals to attract each other? I love his scent! omg this gets more and more tragic  | |
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