Seriously.

Not only does he chat on the phone while driving but he speeds, swerves around other cars, and weaves back and forth like a mad man.


Yet he claims to be an excellent driver.

Org, I think an intervention is needed.



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I was doing the speed limit.


Everyone else was going slow.


This thread is going to sink like a stone.

a wreckless driver is a good thing...


reckless, on the other hand...

roodboi said:

Hey! I'm having a bad day!

JasmineFire said:

roodboi said:

I could hear pedestrians screaming in terror.

JasmineFire said:

well, if they were screaming, they weren't dead...

think positive...

I hear he can't parallel park neither.

2the9s said:

'tis true! 'tis true!

someone's in love

On the other hand...2the9s is awesome because he takes the train.



yup, i said it.

JasmineFire said:

And the bus.

2the9s said:

I take both so that must make me fabulous!

2the9s said:

From whom did you hear such fiction? I parallel park like a champ!

JasmineFire said:

You've been awfully testy, ever since they revoked your license.

yup, i said it.

isn't it illegal to talk on the phone whilst driving there?

ZombieKitten said:

no... I've been pulled up for that

ThreadBare said:

Ocean said:

that is insane!
even with a hands free kit the likelihood of an accident is far greater than normal don't do it

"The level of driving impairment was tested for the three relevant driving situations:
talking on a hand-held cell phone
talking on a hands-free phone
and driving when slightly over the legal blood-alcohol limit.
The result was that the drivers’ reaction times were thirty percent worse when they were talking on cell phones than when they were borderline intoxicated. Compared to normal driving conditions, drivers talking on the hand-held phone were fifty percent impaired. Two of the most visible problems that resulted from this impairment were an inability to maintain a constant speed and an inability to remain a safe distance from the vehicle ahead."
http://www.driveandstayal...angers.htm

ZombieKitten said:

It does make u wonder how different it is to sratching ur head and talking to a passenger

Ocean said:

Eating a hamburger at the wheel is also illegal if it can be proven your driving is impaired.

ZombieKitten said:

What about a sandwich? ...How do they prove that?

Ocean said:

if they catch you driving around without your hands on the wheel, you're done!

ZombieKitten said:

There goes my "look kids no hands" trick
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this thread is a hit-and-run, committed by JasmineFire.

More proof a man's place is in the kitchen!

2the9s said:

back to the topic at hand... threadbare is obviously a danger to society
we must make him walk. in very tight jeans. away from us at ten paces. nice and slow
that will teach him!!

emm said:

Et tu, Emm?

emm said:

very tight jeans?

are you serious?

ThreadBare said:

no one revoked my license. you're just jealous because you drive that a maniac.