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Is the small penis the source of our problems? Does a big (elephant roar) make you a man? Does a small one make you less of one? Ladies and gents welcomed to share their true feelings on the matter. And don't fake! "Choochie, choocie, choo", Mommy said to the little baby. | |
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A dick is a dick... they are not the source of our manly powers. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Interesting and probably more true than we know. Man feeling inadequate with a woman he loves is the stuff history and movies are written about. Sheena Easton Qoute "Nations Go To War Over Women Like You"(strut).
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Small?!?!??! Sheeat...I could swat down a 747 or kill a large rhino with this fucking club...
. . . . . . . "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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4LOVE said: Interesting and probably more true than we know. Man feeling inadequate with a woman he loves is the stuff history and movies are written about.
True, but some of us know that there are certainly lots of cocks bigger than ours out there and we are not bothered by it... as long as the women are not telling you that your cock is tiny and giggling at you, you are in good shape. If you are terribly worried about the size of your cock, you need to work on your self-image, as you have problems. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: True, but some of us know that there are certainly lots of cocks bigger than ours out there and we are not bothered by it... as long as the women are not telling you that your cock is tiny and giggling at you, you are in good shape. You statement supports what i'm sayin, as long as a woman isn't telling you your dick is tiny. What if they do tell you? That's where the trouble starts. That's when a man feels he has something to "PROVE". | |
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Being too big isn't a ride in the park either...or so I imagine. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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don't like a man with a pinky | |
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4LOVE said: IceNine said: True, but some of us know that there are certainly lots of cocks bigger than ours out there and we are not bothered by it... as long as the women are not telling you that your cock is tiny and giggling at you, you are in good shape. You statement supports what i'm sayin, as long as a woman isn't telling you your dick is tiny. What if they do tell you? That's where the trouble starts. That's when a man feels he has something to "PROVE". If they tell you your cock is tiny, you move on down the line and look for another one... My point is that it really shouldn't matter. I know for a FACT that there are lots of guys out there with bigger dicks than mine, but it doesn't bother me... I am certainly not packing a John Holmes unit, but I doubt that most women want that anyway. Maybe it is a security issue with the guys who worry about dick size... I can't think of a reason to worry about it, really. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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"You can't spread butter with a toothpick." :LOL: Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Question2003 said: don't like a man with a pinky
WHY WHY WHY!!! See it's nonsense statements like that, that will make me wanna KILL somebody. Ain't nothing wrong with a pinky | |
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To be brutally honest here...the real problem is being a short man with a huge cock... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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KingSausage said: To be brutally honest here...the real problem is being a short man with a huge cock...
I doubt short men find it to be a problem. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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TELLER!! "Choochie, choocie, choo", Mommy said to the little baby. | |
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I can't speak for others, obviously, but the problem lies in the fact that people expect short men like myself to have small cocks. When we don't, it's almost as if the woman shows "too much" pleasure/surprise...does that make sense?
Being perhaps a little too large does tend to have its downsides...women often don't enjoy giving head...certain positions can be very painful...etc. Or so I have heard. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
-Eugene Tackleberry | |
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Where's my avatar!! Don't make me go out and buy a big schlong and bop you upside the head with it. "Choochie, choocie, choo", Mommy said to the little baby. | |
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Funksha said: Where's my avatar!! Don't make me go out and buy a big schlong and bop you upside the head with it.
It's tough Funksha...there are children in the house!!! :LOL: Seriously, though, I am making progress... Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Pinkys can't fill in the hole. | |
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teller said: Funksha said: Where's my avatar!! Don't make me go out and buy a big schlong and bop you upside the head with it.
It's tough Funksha...there are children in the house!!! :LOL: Seriously, though, I am making progress... OK...I definately don't want the kids seeing that...take out the red spots, will that speed up the process? "Choochie, choocie, choo", Mommy said to the little baby. | |
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KingSausage said: I can't speak for others, obviously, but the problem lies in the fact that people expect short men like myself to have small cocks. When we don't, it's almost as if the woman shows "too much" pleasure/surprise...does that make sense?
Being perhaps a little too large does tend to have its downsides...women often don't enjoy giving head...certain positions can be very painful...etc. Or so I have heard. It makes sense, Lord of All Meats, it makes sense. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Question2003 said: Pinkys can't fill in the hole.
Phuck all ya'll | |
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Boob said: How does your dick rate? Take the test here:
http://www.quizdiva.com/dickquiz.html (under 18 - better not click) Share your results guys! i am dicklicious... :LOL: i don't understand why they asked me about what i eat... does eating fruit make my dick any better...? ... i don't get it... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: Boob said: How does your dick rate? Take the test here:
http://www.quizdiva.com/dickquiz.html (under 18 - better not click) Share your results guys! i am dicklicious... :LOL: i don't understand why they asked me about what i eat... does eating fruit make my dick any better...? ... i don't get it... Yes, in a way... I am not sure what the other choices were... but the healthier the food the more stamina you will have in the bedroom and what you eat also will change the taste of YOU... which makes it much more enjoyable for your wife! | |
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4LOVE said: IceNine said: True, but some of us know that there are certainly lots of cocks bigger than ours out there and we are not bothered by it... as long as the women are not telling you that your cock is tiny and giggling at you, you are in good shape. You statement supports what i'm sayin, as long as a woman isn't telling you your dick is tiny. What if they do tell you? That's where the trouble starts. That's when a man feels he has something to "PROVE". I had this boyfriend who was always telling me how big his penis was. Then when I finally saw it and it was small and skinny and he STILL tried telling me that it was huge. So finally one day I said, "No it's not!" and our relationship ended shortly thereafter. The problem wasn'tthe size of the penis but the fact that he lied about it. Perhaps if he wasn't so obsessed with the size of his penis things would have been better. | |
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AzureStar said: EllisDee said: Boob said: How does your dick rate? Take the test here:
http://www.quizdiva.com/dickquiz.html (under 18 - better not click) Share your results guys! i am dicklicious... :LOL: i don't understand why they asked me about what i eat... does eating fruit make my dick any better...? ... i don't get it... Yes, in a way... I am not sure what the other choices were... but the healthier the food the more stamina you will have in the bedroom and what you eat also will change the taste of YOU... which makes it much more enjoyable for your wife! I eat sauerkraut and vienna sausage. I wash it down with budweiser beer. | |
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jessyMD32781 said: 4LOVE said: IceNine said: True, but some of us know that there are certainly lots of cocks bigger than ours out there and we are not bothered by it... as long as the women are not telling you that your cock is tiny and giggling at you, you are in good shape. You statement supports what i'm sayin, as long as a woman isn't telling you your dick is tiny. What if they do tell you? That's where the trouble starts. That's when a man feels he has something to "PROVE". I had this boyfriend who was always telling me how big his penis was. Then when I finally saw it and it was small and skinny and he STILL tried telling me that it was huge. So finally one day I said, "No it's not!" and our relationship ended shortly thereafter. The problem wasn'tthe size of the penis but the fact that he lied about it. Perhaps if he wasn't so obsessed with the size of his penis things would have been better. My theory is this... ALWAYS say that you have a small cock, then nobody is disappointed when they see it and they might even be pleasantly surprised. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: My theory is this... ALWAYS say that you have a small cock, then nobody is disappointed when they see it and they might even be pleasantly surprised. :LOL: I do that. And when they see it they say that they appreaciate my honesty | |
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4LOVE said: IceNine said: My theory is this... ALWAYS say that you have a small cock, then nobody is disappointed when they see it and they might even be pleasantly surprised. :LOL: I do that. And when they see it they say that they appreaciate my honesty :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Only men worry about their penis size, cuz the truth is it's not the size that counts but it's the length of ur tongue ... battier up boys
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