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Reminds me of that Monty Python song
from 'The Meaning Of Life'... Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong It's swell to have a stiffy It's divine to own a dick From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend Your Percy or your cock You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock But don't take it out in public Or they will put you in the dock And you won't come back Thank you very much. | |
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Smeg Rod
Tiddler Twiglet Twat Stabber Fuck Turnip I am hasten to add that I aquired none of these names through experience. Except maybe 'Twat Stabber'. | |
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Fireman "Respect mah authoritah!" | |
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what about "special purpose". | |
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SmegHead said: [color=red:5348318fad:fe2165ba1e]Smeg Rod
Tiddler Twiglet Twat Stabber Fuck Turnip I am hasten to add that I aquired none of these names through experience. Except maybe 'Twat Stabber'. Twat stabber...lol! | |
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Ughgh, twat stabber is truly vile man...
How about pinky poking pole instead? | |
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the anaconda
tube steak ---------------------------------
 Funny and charming as usual | |
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Don't you wanna see my "TOOTSIE ROLL" baby i'm sure you would.Or the "One Eyed Monster"
Smoke the edit? [This message was edited Sat Nov 9 15:17:02 PST 2002 by 4LOVE] | |
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Spam javelin | |
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What about "monkey?"
I don't think anyone's said that, and sometimes people are talking about "spanking the monkey" and stuff. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Babys arm
Bacon bazooka Banana yoghurt tree Beaver lever Bed flute Beef bayonet Big bamboo Bone Ranger Captain Picard Clam jousting stick Corned beef cudgel Crimson crowbar Custard cannon Flapjack Fleshy Flugelhorn Gibbon Gristle Giggling Pin Glue gun Guided Muscle Ham Howitzer High pressure vein cane ICBM Joystick Lighthouse Love rocket Old man One-eyed pant python Periscope Pink Darth Vader Pink Oboe Pink torpedo Pork sword Porridge gun Purple headed womb broom Rigid digit Riveting stick Roundhead Rumpleforeskin Schlong John Silver Scrotum Pole Spurt Reynolds Tallywhacker Tapioca toothpaste dispenser Tube steak Woody Woodpecker Zucchini | |
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Funny and charming as usual | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Babys arm
Bacon bazooka Banana yoghurt tree Beaver lever Bed flute Beef bayonet Big bamboo Bone Ranger Captain Picard Clam jousting stick Corned beef cudgel Crimson crowbar Custard cannon Flapjack Fleshy Flugelhorn Gibbon Gristle Giggling Pin Glue gun Guided Muscle Ham Howitzer High pressure vein cane ICBM Joystick Lighthouse Love rocket Old man One-eyed pant python Periscope Pink Darth Vader Pink Oboe Pink torpedo Pork sword Porridge gun Purple headed womb broom Rigid digit Riveting stick Roundhead Rumpleforeskin Schlong John Silver Scrotum Pole Spurt Reynolds Tallywhacker Tapioca toothpaste dispenser Tube steak Woody Woodpecker Zucchini i'm impressed 
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And some more!!!...
Snake Dick Baloney Winky Boner Missile Salami Gun Shooter Hot Dog Weiner Cunt Sniffer Mr. Stiff IceNine, how could you have missed these??? 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderator. [This message was edited Thu Nov 14 15:07:05 PST 2002 by LadyLove] | |
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? [This message was edited Tue Jun 10 3:58:20 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek] and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Stanley, you know? Like the power tool? (okay so I stole that from the Diceman!)  --If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes.-- Electric Chair/Batman/Prince | |
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Ummm...Mr. IceNine...you keeping track of "How many names" there are?
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Well, you also forgot:
Bone Boner Rod Teelee (Caribbean) of course the infamous "Pork n Beans" -------------------------------------------------
Something new for your ears and soul. http://artists.mp3s.com/a...dadli.html | |
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How could people on prince.org forget
Lion in my pocket??? "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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DORA said: :O
SCHMUCK..??? shit i have been calling every one i know a penis..???  | |
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Todger. Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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John Thomas
Lizard How come nobody has said KNOB? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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mini-phil
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IstenSzek said: John the Baptist
L-O-L!!! Bring me his head... | |
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4LOVE said: Don't you wanna see my "TOOTSIE ROLL" baby i'm sure you would.Or the "One Eyed Monster"
Smoke the edit? [This message was edited Sat Nov 9 15:17:02 PST 2002 by 4LOVE] One eye'd monster? never heard of that 1 b4, not bad not bad. | |
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I thought it was odd that the pirate's name in The Goonies was "One Eyed Willy."  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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blacksatin515 said: The Big Pink Python!
The Backdoor Bandit! Wanky The Wonder Wand! Spurt Reynolds! SPURT REYNOLDS... LOL I can just picture my junk dressed like smokey from smokey & the bandit. Were will I find a Trans Am jacket in that sixe??? [This message was edited Mon Nov 11 9:07:22 PST 2002 by BobGeorge67] | |
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From Monty Python's - "The Meaning of Life"
Isn't nice to have a penis It's very good to have a dong It's swell to own a stiffy It's the world to own a dick from the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick So... Three cheers for your willy or john thomas horray for your one eyed trowser snake Your peice of pork your wife's best friend your posse or your cock you can wrap it up in ribbons you can slip it in your sock But don't take it out in public or they'll stick you in the... The rest escapes me... Anyone else see this movie? Monty Python songs were the best! All Rights Reserved. |
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