I just got back from a week out of town, and EVERYTHING in our fridge is spoiled!! I think our cat is opening the door!

I've seen the cat open the lower kitchen cabinets where we keep his food, but this is unacceptable! And it had to be him -- the fridge is properly set and retaining its temperature, we made sure it was shut before we left, and none of the clocks or phones suggest we had a power outage.

I'll be doing some major detective work in the coming days.

That cat should thank his maker we ain't in prison. I'm sure folk get shanked over ruining people's Silk.

Toss the cat in there for an hour or two - that will teach him

J/K

Mach said:

MACH!


Just take him to the grocery store with you next time and show him how expensive your bill is. Maybe he'll think twice!

Mach said:

Jotting that idea down for future reference.

applekisses said:

The cat needs to learn to CHILL out damnit


Take him to the grocery store and let him watch the butcher cut up meat then tell the cat is NEXT if he doesn't leave the fridge door alone

applekisses said:

Yeah... maybe I'll make him get a job!

Mach said:

Naughty kitty! I used to have a cat who would open up the kitchen cupboards, looking for food. It got to the point where I had to put the cat food in an upper cupboard, out of his reach. Cats are pretty darn smart!

Mach said:

Steadwood said:

That reminds me of something I once saw. A company (not sure which one) makes a replica of a human hand. If you attach it to your trunk lid and then close it, it looks like a human hand sticking out.

psychodelicide said:

I used to have a "False" arm... One night at work, just before going home I put it hmicrwave When the nightshift went to heat their meals up they opened the microwave and the arm sprang out with the hand hitting the guy on the throat .. their meals ended up over the floor

Steadwood said:

OMG, that sounds like a skit from Saturday Night live. Too bad it couldn't have been filmed. It would have wound up on youtube, and would have been a HUGE hit.

psychodelicide said:

It was before the internet existed

Lammastide said:

Steadwood said:

obsessed said:

omg- i need one of them 4 the rugrat

our cat has been making a huge mess in the laundry when we feed her, so we have taken to feeding her outside.

she takes her time eating her food- but got a rude shock tonite- she went back- and it was gone

neighbours cat was happy

no wonder she keeps pestering 4 food- she isnt eating what we leave her

(we keep a bowl of dry food inside- at all times}

obsessed said:

Steadwood said:

Darn it!

prb said:

Yup, it would be good for a rugrat as well

Neighbors cat must be getting fat! He's probably eating at home
and later goes "out" for dinner

obsessed said:

damn cats

i think he /she is only a "teen" so not fat yet

Goddamn, is your cat a bodybuilder?

psychodelicide said:

I was a huge hit the following day

I later put it in with the laundry... They were not amused

prb said:

Yah, teen cats run it all off I'm sure
And cats certainly do their own thing.....isn't that true.

JuliePurplehead said:

obsessed said:

oh yeah

mine is sitting in front of the fire right now- but shes soon gonna get a rude shock- its lockup in the laundry time- time i tried to catch some

id leave here in the living room- but she prowls around the house- then starts miaowing- NO ONE gets any sleep

Did you have a cat sitter who was coming at least once a day to feed the cat and to make sure that nothing was wrong with him or did you just leave the cat alone in the house with a bunch of food?

Because if you just left your cat alone for a week with a bunch of food and no human interaction then you have to pretty much expect that your cat will do annoying things like that.

seems like a cool cat to me.

Steadwood said:

I didn't see any in my frig
There's hardly anything in there, so no place for him to hide

prb said:

She's gonna get shoved into the laundry room??
But I bet she has a nice warm bed in there, right?

For some reason cats are more active at night.....
that night yowling can be really scary!

G0d said:

A smart cat, that's for sure