Why is there a thread about his relationship in "Music: Non-Prince"?

P.S. When your woman looks at you like this:



yer gettin' some.

I wonder how true the divorce rumors are?

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Divorce rumours?!

Ace said:

if this is really what your thread is about, it belongs in site discussion.

Anxiety said:

Ace said:

well it does, you know.

Anxiety said:

POLITICS AND RELIGION!!!!

Too easy to misinterpret.

I'm going to bed.
[Edited 7/2/08 20:35pm]

JasmineFire said:

ooooh.



DAMN i wish i were a mod in this forum!!!

ThreadBare said:

why you'd edit it? i was gonna say: 'And Maddy's Jewish!'



now it makes no sense.

Anxiety said:

You ruin everything!

Anxiety said:

where are you a mod?

JasmineFire said:

I'll laugh.


JF's joke.

Ace said:

oh, don't exaggerate. i'm not SUPERMAN.

JasmineFire said:

i don't know. i think i signed up to mod the "missed connections" section for boise's craig's list site.

ThreadBare said:

Anxiety said:

ah! it all makes sense now.

Anxiety said:

If Guy Ritchie directed a reimagining of Superman, do you think the Fortress of Solitude would resemble his bedroom?

Ace said:

i have an answer to this question, but it's not suitable for public consumption.

Anxiety said:

Or what if he changed his last name to "Smiley"? How awesome would that be?

Ace said:

Ace said:

Or what if he decided he was gay and he talked Richie Sambora into marrying him and he changed his name to Guy Ritchie Sambora? and if they divorced he could marry Merce Cunningham.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

It would only be good if he carried a stick microphone around, talked in a froggy voice and swayed back and forth when he talked.

Anxiety said:

Now you're just being silly.

Ace said:

fine. i'll say it. the fortress of solitude would be played by madonna's vajayjay. are you satisfied now?

Do you think he looks at the wife's cameo in Shadows and Fog and thinks, "I'll bet I could rock those clown pants"?

Anxiety said:

Eminently.

crap director. crap 'celebrity'.....crap husband???

abierman said:

Snatch was his best movie I think. Brad Pitt was brilliant as the pikey
"Do you like dags?"

Guy is sexy and has a big willy, I so would..Madonna must be such a bitch to live with though the poor man is probably relieved to be getting rid of her.