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Printablepaintedlady said: ZombieKitten said:   when I went looking for this pic I saw some shockers  men sticking it into watermelons   | |
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ZombieKitten said: paintedlady said: when I went looking for this pic I saw some shockers men sticking it into watermelons ewwww!!! OK, I can see not having to use up all your lotion... but a melon? wouldn't the rind hurt? Can someone who's tried this explain this weird shit to me please? Where are the freaks when you need them....  | |
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paintedlady said: ZombieKitten said: when I went looking for this pic I saw some shockers men sticking it into watermelons ewwww!!! OK, I can see not having to use up all your lotion... but a melon? wouldn't the rind hurt? Can someone who's tried this explain this weird shit to me please? Where are the freaks when you need them.... you have to cut a whole in the rind omg google!!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: paintedlady said: ewwww!!! OK, I can see not having to use up all your lotion... but a melon? wouldn't the rind hurt? Can someone who's tried this explain this weird shit to me please? Where are the freaks when you need them.... you have to cut a whole in the rind omg google!!!I know.... but doesn't the man have to thrust in and out  in order to climax
 and the scraping against the edge of the hole that was carved out
all splooshing about  ouch! wouldn't that cut the skin? | |
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paintedlady said: ZombieKitten said: you have to cut a whole in the rind omg google!!!I know.... but doesn't the man have to thrust in and out in order to climax
and the scraping against the edge of the hole that was carved out
all splooshing about ouch! wouldn't that cut the skin? | |
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ZombieKitten said: paintedlady said: I know.... but doesn't the man have to thrust in and out in order to climax
and the scraping against the edge of the hole that was carved out
all splooshing about ouch! wouldn't that cut the skin?trying not to visualize..... eewwww..... I feel so dirty now.  | |
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now how did this become a "boning a watermelon" thread??  | |
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I ordered watermelon seed oil about 3 days ago
PERFECT oil for sugar body scrubs 
I am making a bunch when it comes in | |
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funkpill said: now how did this become a "boning a watermelon" thread??
change thread title to: "could watermelon replace a real live human sexual partner?" | |
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ZombieKitten said: funkpill said: now how did this become a "boning a watermelon" thread??
change thread title to: "could watermelon replace a real live human sexual partner?" | |
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funkpill said: ZombieKitten said: change thread title to: "could watermelon replace a real live human sexual partner?" I think it really could for some people! well the ones I saw demonstrating the "technique"  | |
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funkpill said: now how did this become a "boning a watermelon" thread??
 Zombie started it..... | |
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Mach said: I ordered watermelon seed oil about 3 days ago
PERFECT oil for sugar body scrubs
I am making a bunch when it comes in OOH.... that must smell so nice! | |
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paintedlady said: funkpill said: now how did this become a "boning a watermelon" thread??
Zombie started it.....I won't deny it  | |
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luv4u said: Ok watch the mad dash for the grocery store. The will be sold out of watermelons
Not if they only work as a Supository!  | |
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ZombieKitten said: luv4u said: Ok watch the mad dash for the grocery store. The will be sold out of watermelons
i saw this on CNN tonight.. most people dont eat the rind though (which is what you have to eat) .. | |
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Amaxx said: luv4u said: Ok watch the mad dash for the grocery store. The will be sold out of watermelons
Not if they only work as a Supository! OK, I have seen a picture of that on google too | |
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ZombieKitten said: paintedlady said: Zombie started it.....I won't deny it 
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ZombieKitten said: Amaxx said: Not if they only work as a Supository! OK, I have seen a picture of that on google too We need 2 get U Netnanny I think! | |
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Amaxx said: ZombieKitten said: OK, I have seen a picture of that on google too We need 2 get U Netnanny I think!optus sent me something, but it was only for windows not mac  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Amaxx said: We need 2 get U Netnanny I think!optus sent me something, but it was only for windows not mac Doesn't that tell U something about Macs! | |
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I'm wondering what a watermelon smoothie would taste like if it included the rim? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said:
I'm wondering what a watermelon smoothie would taste like if it included the rim? Do you mean rind? | |
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paintedlady said: PurpleJedi said:
I'm wondering what a watermelon smoothie would taste like if it included the rim? Do you mean rind? I hope so... | |
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paintedlady said: PurpleJedi said:
I'm wondering what a watermelon smoothie would taste like if it included the rim? Do you mean rind?
...yes... By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: paintedlady said: Do you mean rind?
...yes...  are you sure?.....
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paintedlady said: PurpleJedi said:
...yes... are you sure?.....
:crawlingunderarock: By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: paintedlady said: are you sure?.....
:crawlingunderarock:  straight card reinstated. | |
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| It'd be a helluva lot cheaper.
And if we dispensed with Viagra and other such boner pills, maybe these scientists could start work on cancer treatments or a cure for AIDS or even the common cold. We're still dying at an unneccessary rate, but at least we can fuck! Priorities, yo.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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paintedlady said: PurpleJedi said: :crawlingunderarock: straight card reinstated.
That was as bad as me saying "cute" in front of grunts at the gym. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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