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What would you do if you were having sex with someone and they died? well?
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It depends upon if you noticed or not... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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hmmm start resuscutating and call 911 112 (depends on where you are so find out before you commence) I feel pretty, that's enough | |
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dis has been a dillema fo me meny,meny times.
i find dat one can git rid of dat problem if you only spen yo time fucken the dead ones. King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
Me will Live for he, Me Die for He this account, i would make it FRY for He. | |
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U'd only have to consider this if there was a change in their disposition. | |
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You'd at least finish tho', wouldn't you? | |
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pull out!!! ---------------------------------
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Call 911, attempt resuscitation and if all fails, hope that I made their sudden exit pleasurable. | |
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thump my chest like king kong as if my lovin was overpowerful...(later to find they just had an asthma attack or something probably)... "Climb in my fur." | |
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IceNine said: It depends upon if you noticed or not...
Oh Damn...if you don't notice, you've got bigger problems than if the person died while you were doing it. | |
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applekisses said: IceNine said: It depends upon if you noticed or not...
Oh Damn...if you don't notice, you've got bigger problems than if the person died while you were doing it. Not really... sometimes you force them to play dead so that you can pretend to be fucking a corpse... or is that just me...? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: applekisses said: IceNine said: It depends upon if you noticed or not...
Oh Damn...if you don't notice, you've got bigger problems than if the person died while you were doing it. Not really... sometimes you force them to play dead so that you can pretend to be fucking a corpse... or is that just me...? Well Ice you that's exactly where Michael Hutchence went wrong. I feel pretty, that's enough | |
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U sick Motherf er
'dre Tried many flavours - but sooner or later, always go back to the Purple Kool-aid!
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servantsofpuas said: IceNine said: applekisses said: IceNine said: It depends upon if you noticed or not...
Oh Damn...if you don't notice, you've got bigger problems than if the person died while you were doing it. Not really... sometimes you force them to play dead so that you can pretend to be fucking a corpse... or is that just me...? Well Ice you that's exactly where Michael Hutchence went wrong. That is just the wrong way to go... I, for one, do not need to strangle myself to death in order to beat off... call me boring, but your standard whack is fine with me. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: servantsofpuas said: IceNine said: applekisses said: IceNine said: It depends upon if you noticed or not...
Oh Damn...if you don't notice, you've got bigger problems than if the person died while you were doing it. Not really... sometimes you force them to play dead so that you can pretend to be fucking a corpse... or is that just me...? Well Ice you that's exactly where Michael Hutchence went wrong. That is just the wrong way to go... I, for one, do not need to strangle myself to death in order to beat off... call me boring, but your standard whack is fine with me. Indeed it seems extreme, yet yet whenever the word extreme shows its head, there are some individuals who automatically accept the challenge. However discussing this might go beyond the realms of this thread... I feel pretty, that's enough | |
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I suppose I'd finish what I'd started..or try to.
I guess it'd look pretty damn suspicious if someone walked in though, wouldn't it?! Hmm, did your duck die, MrBliss? -------
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like in most cases...
my dick will KEEP THEM ANIMATED!!! [This message was edited Sat Nov 9 18:00:03 PST 2002 by 00769BAD] I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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Did Richard Pryor dad die from having sex? _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not. | |
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That would suck! I am the Dog Outside Yo Door,
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I would be a bit shocked, but if it was good and he was still rock hard then I would have to finish what I had started. And then I would be satisfied of killing two birds with one stone (three actually come to think of it).
1) The man died a happy man. 2) Not that I have ever had this fantasy but I could say that I have had sex with a dead person (a new sexual thing I can strike off my very long list) 3) There is no chance of the man phoning and pestering you afterwards if you didn't like him that much and you were just innit for the sex! VICTORY!!! | |
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What an absolutely dumb mutha fucking question. Shut tha fuck up!
But if I fucked sum1 2 death I would at least stop worrying about whether or not that girl got pregnant. [This message was edited Sun Nov 10 11:43:48 PST 2002 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Hmmm...Well MrBliss I fink I would have to invite my mates over for a bit of a shindig...especially my Bro cause he is one sicko muvver | |
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Put her (in my case) in the freezer and throw away my inflatable sheep. | |
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Moderator | Did anyone see last night's episode of "The Sopranos"?
Getting rid of a body that way looked like a sure thing. All Rights Reserved. |
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? [This message was edited Tue Jun 10 3:20:40 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek] and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: If it was someone I were dating, I'd just call 911, or 112
since I'm dutch. If it were someone I was just fucking, and someone I would not want other people to find out about, I think I would just put a big bathtub in the back of my garden, underneath the wheepin willow, light a fire under it, and boil the carcas until the flesh came off the bones [which takes an average of aprox 5 hours for a medium build person]. After separating the flesh from the bones, I'd put the boiled meat in a big bag [when boiled it keeps doesn't tend to start smelling so quickly or so bad] and take the bones out of the tub and put them in another bag. Now, getting rid of the meat would be fairly easy, just push it through a food-processor and make little bags of it. Like 2 ounce bags. Get in your car, drive about 150 miles from where I live, and start throwing the parcels into streetbins, shrubbery, lakes etc etc. Having disposed of the flesh, one would only have to deal with the bones. Once again, the smaller bones, like hand and feet can be easily ground up in a foodprocessor procuding particles not much bigger than sand. The bigger bones would have to be spliced with an axe before applying the same method to them. Put the dust into aprox 5 or 6 bags, taking one of them at a time with you for disposal [you don't want to be caught with 6 bags full of human bone dust] and then get rid of those in much the same way you did with the flesh. Fcuz, this process takes strong nerves and well, quite a lot of time. So you might wanna consider calling in to work and asking for two or three days off. lol | |
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? [This message was edited Tue Jun 10 3:21:07 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek] and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: what do you mean " " ?
don't make me take you out on a date! | |
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? [This message was edited Tue Jun 10 3:21:24 PDT 2003 by IstenSzek] and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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