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Anyone into Andy Clay? Because seriously I dont get it?
Some girl I was talking with recently said how she loves Andy (she was posh LOL), and it woulda been cool to impress her by me saying the same, but you know, I just said to her Clay sucked and I didn't understand it. Suffice to say, she kinda balked and then assumed I must be some sorta loser because of this great failure I confessed in admitting. I think English GCSE/A level totally killed any love I coulda had for Clay by all that analysing and disecting rubbish we had to do. Line by line, word by word "what does this line represent" etc.. Anyway, dont hate me for it. Just cant dig it and Iam the corniest, cheesiest guy you could know. [Edited 7/2/08 19:11pm] | |
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Call her up and tell her you got some poetry for her!:
Hickory-dickory-dock I put the chemotherapy on my schlong. Ohhhhh!  | |
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Ace said: Call her up and tell her you got some poetry for her!:
Hickory-dickory-dock I put the chemotherapy on my schlong. Ohhhhh! 
If I had an acoustic guitar handy, I could played her Dylans "forever young", then claimed I wrote it obviously. | |
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thesexofit said: If I had an acoustic guitar handy, I could played her Dylans "forever young", then claimed I wrote it obviously.
That shit's fer pussies.  Try dis:
Jack 'n' Jill went up the hill And Jack boned the shit outta da broad! Ohhhh! | |
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Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch the dog a bone ...But she stuck it in her snatch! Ohhhh! | |
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eatin' her curds and whey Along came a spider and sat down beside 'er ...And then I banged the bitch! Ohhhh! | |
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Ace said: Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch the dog a bone ...But she stuck it in her snatch! Ohhhh!
I was too young for his stand up, but I do vaguely remember his movie LOL. | |
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thesexofit said: Ace said: Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch the dog a bone ...But she stuck it in her snatch! Ohhhh!
I was too young for his stand up, but I do vaguely remember his movie LOL. He did comedy, too?!   | |
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Ace said: thesexofit said:
I was too young for his stand up, but I do vaguely remember his movie LOL. He did comedy, too?! Never looked into his comedy. Sounds pretty funny LOL. I dont think this girl I was talking to woulda really dug that sorta humour LOL. Infact, most women I meet have very little sense of humour. Not all, but most... | |
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
...Or shall I bang ya in the dumper?! OHHHHH! | |
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Ace said: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
...Or shall I bang ya in the dumper?! OHHHHH! Any girls you know like Andy clay LOL | |
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thesexofit said: I dont think this girl I was talking to woulda really dug that sorta humour
Sounds like this broad don't know her art from her asshole! Send her over ta me and I'll bang some sense into her. ...With my wang! OHHHHH! | |
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thesexofit said: Any girls you know like Andy clay LOL
I don't ask. It's hard to hear 'em wit dere heads in the shitter! OHHHHH! | |
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Ace said: thesexofit said: Any girls you know like Andy clay LOL
I don't ask. It's hard to hear 'em wit dere heads in the shitter! OHHHHH! Andy clay, you saved my thread. Nobody else gives a shit about my thread LOL. | |
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thesexofit said: Ace said: I don't ask. It's hard to hear 'em wit dere heads in the shitter! OHHHHH! Andy clay, you saved my thread. Nobody else gives a shit about my thread LOL. They're all too busy with dat sissy poetry. Don't sweat it, kid - as long as she licks yer thread, it's all good. OHHHHH! | |
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Ace said: thesexofit said: Andy clay, you saved my thread. Nobody else gives a shit about my thread LOL. They're all too busy with dat sissy poetry. Don't sweat it, kid - as long as she licks yer thread, it's all good. OHHHHH! Ohhhhh! VOTE....EARLY | |
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DiminutiveRocker said: Ace said: They're all too busy with dat sissy poetry. Don't sweat it, kid - as long as she licks yer thread, it's all good. OHHHHH! Ohhhhh! 
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DiminutiveRocker said: Ace said: They're all too busy with dat sissy poetry. Don't sweat it, kid - as long as she licks yer thread, it's all good. OHHHHH! Ohhhhh! I put the chemot'erapy on my cock! OHHHHH! | |
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I just watched a few clips of his stuff. OK in small doses, but as one trick ponies go, he's cool.
I presume its all an act right | |
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thesexofit said: Ace said: Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To fetch the dog a bone ...But she stuck it in her snatch! Ohhhh!
I was too young for his stand up, but I do vaguely remember his movie LOL. The movie sucked, but at least Sheila E. & Morris had cameos. He was funny for a hot minute, but jumped the shark when he cried on the Arsenio Hall Show. | |
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I love this thread. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatoruPtoWnNY said: thesexofit said:
I was too young for his stand up, but I do vaguely remember his movie LOL. The movie sucked, but at least Sheila E. & Morris had cameos. He was funny for a hot minute, but jumped the shark when he cried on the Arsenio Hall Show. Oh yeah, I forgot Morris was in it. You just cant buy that movie in the UK LOL. I've never seen it anyway. Whats this crying on Arsenio bit? | |
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