http://www.telegraph.co.u...Tower.html


They're obviously damaged individuals.....but nonetheless it is flabergasting..isnt it? Least her "husband" is always ...(insert joke here)

now THAT is gonna get shagged to the brains.

it all started with pee wee herman marrying that bowl of fruit salad all those years ago.

LleeLlee said:

Or so says you, Judgey McJudgerson. It's called an alternative lifestyle!

LleeLlee said:

okay i likely shouldn't share this without her permission but my college friend, sarah, swore up and down that the corner of the washing machine (when in use) was better than any man she'd ever had

naturally, i couldn't say whether or not that is true

Anxiety said:

Shame they divorced, he cheated with an oven glove.

Ace said:

Didnt I say I wouldnt mention your tryst with the Dyson? God, you cant keep anything in can you?

XxAxX said:

Yeah, but did she marry said machine?

Did they write their own vows?

LleeLlee said:

you know, i lost touch with her years ago. but i beleive the machine in question belonged to her mom, so it's possible they are still together

Did the bride wear white?

2the9s said:

Yes, they were in French and the tower had an interpretor as its a bit deaf.

2the9s said:

No, since she wanted to match she wore gun metal grey.

i'm guessing they'll be staying in town for the honeymoon.

Eiffel Tower better watch out for that Slutty Berlin wall.

But the bigger question remains...How in the F did she get this close to touching the tower? Maybe the pic was taken higher up or something but the base is pretty much guarded. I know as when I went to Paris, I simply wanted to touch the tower (maybe I am OS too ) but could not get even close to it.

Anxiety said:

I think that is one of my favorite parts on theat show like EVER!

XxAxX said:

Naturally.

2the9s said:

You certainly ask a lot of questions for someone from New Jersey!

Before returning to Paris for her first wedding anniversary, Mrs La Tour Eiffel visits the Berlin Wall, where her affection for what many Germans see as a symbol of repression leads to an uncomfortable encounter with a member of the staff at the Checkpoint Charlie museum.

"I just don't understand how some people can bring someone into the world like a child - an object - and then not love them," she said.

She explained that she feels an affinity with the wall: "I am the Berlin Wall. Hate me, try to break me apart, but I will still be here, standing."

Unfortunate analogy really, given the events of 1989.
[Edited 7/1/08 9:43am]

Excellent choice.

A 24/7 hard-on.

The divorce settlement should be phenominal.

morningsong said:

Eiffel Tower made her sign a prenup. Which is a good thing seeing as she has eyes for the Berlin Wall as well.

superspaceboy said:

She's making them rounds.

The Eiffel Tower I get, well kinda sorta , but what the heck can you do with a dang wall?

morningsong said:

You can write on it in graphic detail "SEX"

morningsong said:

obsessed said:

She's just stubborn. Apparently she once said she loved the Eiffel Tower and a friend replied, "well why don't you marry it?"

What are you gonna do, back down from that kind of challenge?

NDRU said:

Same thing happened to Pee Wee Herman (see above post). It went all downhill after he accepted the challenge.

I didn't know there was such a condition,
and with a name.

wildgoldenhoney said:

I know it's always something...either you a deathly afraid of pickles or you fall in love with an inaminate object. Life is short! Live it up is what I say.