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PrintableJustErin said: How fun!
Things like this never happen to me.  oh please  id hit on you in a grocery storeI'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
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BabyGirl said: JustErin said: How fun!
Things like this never happen to me. oh please id hit on you in a grocery storeI would too if I wasn't so shy  | |
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ZombieKitten said: BabyGirl said: oh please id hit on you in a grocery storeI would too if I wasn't so shy woman you are waaay too sexy to be shy!...who in their right mind would turn you down? I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
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BabyGirl said: ZombieKitten said: I would too if I wasn't so shy woman you are waaay too sexy to be shy!...who in their right mind would turn you down? I don't know  I've never been confident enough to actually approach anyone | |
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ZombieKitten said: BabyGirl said: woman you are waaay too sexy to be shy!...who in their right mind would turn you down? I don't know I've never been confident enough to actually approach anyonesilly woman  i think you would be surprised the results....course then you would probably have stalkers all over chasin ya  I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
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BabyGirl said: ZombieKitten said: I don't know I've never been confident enough to actually approach anyonesilly woman i think you would be surprised the results....course then you would probably have stalkers all over chasin ya naah | |
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Muse, I shouldn't have laughed at you.
A woman with a cart full of items tried to pick me up in the checkout line at Bed, Bath and Beyond this evening. It was pretty funny. "Oh, you have just two things. You can go ahead of me in line... 
Your face looks so familiar... Do you go to such-and-such church?" Um, no... Thanks for letting me ahead of you, though... "You just look SO familiar..." Ok, well thanks again... Take it easy...  (Had never seen her before in my life...) | |
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ThreadBare said: Muse, I shouldn't have laughed at you.
A woman with a cart full of items tried to pick me up in the checkout line at Bed, Bath and Beyond this evening. It was pretty funny. "Oh, you have just two things. You can go ahead of me in line...
Your face looks so familiar... Do you go to such-and-such church?" Um, no... Thanks for letting me ahead of you, though... "You just look SO familiar..." Ok, well thanks again... Take it easy... (Had never seen her before in my life...)
.. but what was wrong with her? why didnt you chit chat with her? *and i really cant laugh either, cause some dude tried to pick me up in Macy's.. he walked up on me with 'can i help you?' he didnt even work there * | |
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Flowerz said: ThreadBare said: Muse, I shouldn't have laughed at you.
A woman with a cart full of items tried to pick me up in the checkout line at Bed, Bath and Beyond this evening. It was pretty funny. "Oh, you have just two things. You can go ahead of me in line...
Your face looks so familiar... Do you go to such-and-such church?" Um, no... Thanks for letting me ahead of you, though... "You just look SO familiar..." Ok, well thanks again... Take it easy... (Had never seen her before in my life...)
.. but what was wrong with her? why didnt you chit chat with her? *and i really cant laugh either, cause some dude tried to pick me up in Macy's.. he walked up on me with 'can i help you?' he didnt even work there *A salesgirl was like that there, too. It was funny. I chatted, but made a hasty exit. She was strange. Talking about church but something was off. You know. Test the spirit by the Spirit. | |
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ThreadBare said: Flowerz said:
.. but what was wrong with her? why didnt you chit chat with her? *and i really cant laugh either, cause some dude tried to pick me up in Macy's.. he walked up on me with 'can i help you?' he didnt even work there *A salesgirl was like that there, too. It was funny. I chatted, but made a hasty exit. She was strange. Talking about church but something was off. You know. Test the spirit by the Spirit. i understand  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: BlueZebra said: I suck @ picking up women
How I met my wife ? We went out with a couple of friends including her niece and she tagged along. After a long night we ended up in a club where she fainted in my arms (not because of me though ... I don't smell like Erin does ) . A few days later I called her to go out for dinner and we've been a couple since then. 11 years and counting ... Aww.... thats sweet ( i think)  yes, at least she didn't throw up. | |
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I met my husband at the supermarket.
D0g food department that is. The moment I saw him I just knew he was the One. I said: "Woof". "Woof-Woof", he replied. The rest is history. "LOVE YOURSELF AS ALL PEOPLE" | |
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G0d said: I met my husband at the supermarket.
D0g food department that is. The moment I saw him I just knew he was the One. I said: "Woof". "Woof-Woof", he replied. The rest is history. God can not be a woman ! | |
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BlueZebra said: G0d said: I met my husband at the supermarket.
D0g food department that is. The moment I saw him I just knew he was the One. I said: "Woof". "Woof-Woof", he replied. The rest is history. God can not be a woman ! C'mon, everybody knows I'm ghey! "LOVE YOURSELF AS ALL PEOPLE" | |
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G0d said: BlueZebra said: God can not be a woman ! C'mon, everybody knows I'm ghey!  Scientology  | |
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G0d said: I met my husband at the supermarket.
D0g food department that is. The moment I saw him I just knew he was the One. I said: "Woof". "Woof-Woof", he replied. The rest is history. I love this story. I would love to meet someone I marry like that! I'm jealous, (some days). I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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My ultimate dream would be to meet some random guy somewhere while I'm out and about. We strike up a conversation, flirt lightly and then go out on a date. He turns out to have the type of humor that I love. AND he likes me too.
*sigh* MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: My ultimate dream would be to meet some random guy somewhere while I'm out and about. We strike up a conversation, flirt lightly and then go out on a date. He turns out to have the type of humor that I love. AND he likes me too.
*sigh* to just let it happen Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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veronikka said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: My ultimate dream would be to meet some random guy somewhere while I'm out and about. We strike up a conversation, flirt lightly and then go out on a date. He turns out to have the type of humor that I love. AND he likes me too.
*sigh* to just let it happen Amen!  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I met my husband of nine years at a grocery store.
No lie. "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: veronikka said: sometimes you just gotta take those chances It felt good... I just stepped out of the shower to drive my daughter to work.... I was dripping wet and only had lip gloss and shades on... Funny how this stuff happens only when you look your worst. WHAT..!!! guys love wet women..!!! ba b you had him at " mmmm what shower gel" | |
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That's great! Guess what just happened to me at the store!  | |
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errant said: That's great! Guess what just happened to me at the store!
you got slapped with a leek ?? | |
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errant said: That's great! Guess what just happened to me at the store!
you just asked for the phone number of a wet woman with lip gloss? | |
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when i was 17 years old, i was visiting my grandma in nevada, we went to lunch at a pizza place. there was a guy there.....very attractive guy, and he just would not leave me alone, kept coming over and asking for my number, for a date, i told him i was too young, and i think that just made it worse, my grandma and i had to leave and he even followed us out to our car! | |
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errant said: That's great! Guess what just happened to me at the store!
Dave is that you? | |
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ThreadBare said: Muse, I shouldn't have laughed at you.
A woman with a cart full of items tried to pick me up in the checkout line at Bed, Bath and Beyond this evening. It was pretty funny. "Oh, you have just two things. You can go ahead of me in line...
Your face looks so familiar... Do you go to such-and-such church?" Um, no... Thanks for letting me ahead of you, though... "You just look SO familiar..." Ok, well thanks again... Take it easy... (Had never seen her before in my life...)Thats the kinda thing that I'd get as a rule! | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: My ultimate dream would be to meet some random guy somewhere while I'm out and about. We strike up a conversation, flirt lightly and then go out on a date. He turns out to have the type of humor that I love. AND he likes me too.
*sigh* He called last night... my daughter answered my phone so he got me. VERY intelligent, very well spoken and has his bachelor's, artist by choice and loves comic form, with A message. Extremely anti dogma... I thought I was on the org.
One big problem.... .. Hes 33!  | |
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jillybean said: I met my husband of nine years at a grocery store.
No lie.  Hello woman! Been a very long time! | |
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kimrachell said: when i was 17 years old, i was visiting my grandma in nevada, we went to lunch at a pizza place. there was a guy there.....very attractive guy, and he just would not leave me alone, kept coming over and asking for my number, for a date, i told him i was too young, and i think that just made it worse, my grandma and i had to leave and he even followed us out to our car!
Was it Prince? | |
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