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PrintableRodeoSchro said: JustErin said: 
Heavens, no! I imagine you smell like a flower garden on a sunny spring day. If you can bottle that, you'll be rich! No, no! No floral scents for me! I always just smell clean and sometimes I'll wear a non-floral scent. But what a kind thing to say.  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said:   Why dd i give a man i don't know my number.... | |
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that's great and all but i could never do that if it was even a woman who came up to me.
or maybe i could, if she was nice enuff and hot. maybe i could try a date. but what if she turned out to be a heffa? all chatty and shit. what if she turned out to have man-hands like in that episode of Seinfeld. eww gross! | |
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Woohoo!!!!
I want pictures!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: This random guy just hit on me at the grocery store and I gave him my number.He caught me off guard.
He was so damn hot! his eyes smiled when he did. He walked up on me and said excuse me but are you single? I don't have time for this right now... Im so off to school... Prior to crossing my path he had already caught the attention of a female with my dimensions and look. She waited and gave him her details. Total deja vu with my X... same scenario!  hope it works out*.
*hoping he is not an ax-weilding serial killer type with an eye for gorgeous blonde ladies... | |
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JustErin said: How fun!
Things like this never happen to me.  You haven't told us where you shop...  A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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moderatorhokie said: 
I didn't realize that this sort of stuff actually happened.
So, which section were you in? Produce? Dairy? Passing through the front and he followed me to the deli counter. | |
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JustErin said: How fun!
Things like this never happen to me. Me either. Not someone you would WANT to approach anyway. There is not much a chance I'll actually answer the phone though. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: hokie said:
I didn't realize that this sort of stuff actually happened.
So, which section were you in? Produce? Dairy? Passing through the front and he followed me to the deli counter. The DELI???? 
It always happens at the deli.. I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F.  | |
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RodeoSchro said: JustErin said:
Heavens, no! I imagine you smell like a flower garden on a sunny spring day. If you can bottle that, you'll be rich! Hes picking up on you on my thread! | |
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XxAxX said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: This random guy just hit on me at the grocery store and I gave him my number.He caught me off guard.
He was so damn hot! his eyes smiled when he did. He walked up on me and said excuse me but are you single? I don't have time for this right now... Im so off to school... Prior to crossing my path he had already caught the attention of a female with my dimensions and look. She waited and gave him her details. Total deja vu with my X... same scenario! hope it works out*.
*hoping he is not an ax-weilding serial killer type with an eye for gorgeous blonde ladies...  Not going to answer now! | |
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REDFEATHERS said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Passing through the front and he followed me to the deli counter. The DELI????
It always happens at the deli..  The deli! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: XxAxX said: hope it works out*.
*hoping he is not an ax-weilding serial killer type with an eye for gorgeous blonde ladies... Not going to answer now!well if he is.. I doubt you will be able to answer later.. 
J/K  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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this reminds me of a time when i was at a restaurant with a friend and gave her number to a hot accented guy she was talking to when she got up to go to the bathroom.
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Mach said: I tried to pick up the greek ( OMG he was so yummy ) security guard after the burlesque show last night
my best friend and daughter would't let him come home with us 
Damn..... his guy was a full on hard body... It cracks me up as I don't see the specific of it but, 100% of men in my world run 1 of two extremes, Prince sizes and or lrg hard bodies. Hard as hell.... Where did you leave this hunk of man? I need to go pick up your trash . . . . I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: hokie said:
I didn't realize that this sort of stuff actually happened.
So, which section were you in? Produce? Dairy? Passing through the front and he followed me to the deli counter. now I know where to hang out when I go to the store
all I ever get asked is which are the best oranges Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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RodeoSchro said: JustErin said:
Heavens, no! I imagine you smell like a flower garden on a sunny spring day. If you can bottle that, you'll be rich! picking up chicks on the web is even more pathetic than picking chicks up at the grocery store Especially once they've admitted to be crusty and foul-smelling. | |
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BlueZebra said: RodeoSchro said: I imagine you smell like a flower garden on a sunny spring day. If you can bottle that, you'll be rich! picking up chicks on the web is even more pathetic than picking chicks up at the grocery store Especially once they've admitted to be crusty and foul-smelling.I never said I actually stank!  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: RodeoSchro said: I imagine you smell like a flower garden on a sunny spring day. If you can bottle that, you'll be rich! Hes picking up on you on my thread! I imagine you have a voice more lovely than a bluebird singing at sun-up. There is no doubt the depth of your eyes is more than the depth of any ocean. | |
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BlueZebra said: RodeoSchro said: I imagine you smell like a flower garden on a sunny spring day. If you can bottle that, you'll be rich! picking up chicks on the web is even more pathetic than picking chicks up at the grocery store Especially once they've admitted to be crusty and foul-smelling.Your pouty smile can cause any heart to skip a beat, and the small of your back is where heaven begins. [Edited 6/30/08 14:32pm] | |
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veronikka said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Passing through the front and he followed me to the deli counter. now I know where to hang out when I go to the store
all I ever get asked is which are the best oranges The tingle along the back of your neck is more powerful than any volcano, and when you turn your head and smile at someone behind you, traffic in 3 different counties comes to a complete stop. | |
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JustErin said: BlueZebra said: picking up chicks on the web is even more pathetic than picking chicks up at the grocery store Especially once they've admitted to be crusty and foul-smelling.I never said I actually stank! I love camembert. Does that help ? | |
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RodeoSchro said: BlueZebra said: picking up chicks on the web is even more pathetic than picking chicks up at the grocery store Especially once they've admitted to be crusty and foul-smelling.Your pouty smile can cause any heart to skip a beat, and the small of your back is where heaven begins. [Edited 6/30/08 14:32pm] | |
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madartista said: this reminds me of a time when i was at a restaurant with a friend and gave her number to a hot accented guy she was talking to when she got up to go to the bathroom.
I totally forgot you did that ..... I cant even remember who he was now... | |
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veronikka said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Passing through the front and he followed me to the deli counter. now I know where to hang out when I go to the store
all I ever get asked is which are the best oranges Well, that may be a lead in! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: veronikka said: now I know where to hang out when I go to the store
all I ever get asked is which are the best oranges Well, that may be a lead in! what would be a good answer ? "the orange ones are pretty tasty ..." | |
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BlueZebra said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Well, that may be a lead in! what would be a good answer ? "the orange ones are pretty tasty ..." Its a conversation opener. How did you meet your wife? What, the average person meets there sinificant other in a party, wedding or bar right? | |
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BlueZebra said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Well, that may be a lead in! what would be a good answer ? "the orange ones are pretty tasty ..." Sunkist! 
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: BlueZebra said: what would be a good answer ? "the orange ones are pretty tasty ..." Its a conversation opener. How did you meet your wife? What, the average person meets there sinificant other in a party, wedding or bar right? I suck @ picking up women
How I met my wife ? We went out with a couple of friends including her niece and she tagged along. After a long night we ended up in a club where she fainted in my arms (not because of me though ... I don't smell like Erin does  ) . A few days later I called her to go out for dinner and we've been a couple since then. 11 years and counting ... | |
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BlueZebra said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: Its a conversation opener. How did you meet your wife? What, the average person meets there sinificant other in a party, wedding or bar right? I suck @ picking up women
How I met my wife ? We went out with a couple of friends including her niece and she tagged along. After a long night we ended up in a club where she fainted in my arms (not because of me though ... I don't smell like Erin does ) . A few days later I called her to go out for dinner and we've been a couple since then. 11 years and counting ... Aww.... thats sweet ( i think) | |
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