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A Married Couple Walked In To A Sandal Shop The Jamaican said to them,
'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet! 
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So, are YOU gonna help me get all this iced coffee off my monitor and keyboard!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That was a good one!! Thanks for a new joke, I have a B-day to attend so this will make it greater! A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon |
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moderatorRenHoek said: So, are YOU gonna help me get all this iced coffee off my monitor and keyboard!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That was a good one!! Thanks for a new joke, I have a B-day to attend so this will make it greater! Sorry bout' that...  | |
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That's stank! 
 surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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"A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Had to come see the joke, peezy.    "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: Had to come see the joke, peezy.
I missed you!  | |
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said: Had to come see the joke, peezy.
I missed you!  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: paintedlady said: I missed you!  ^^  Love. This. Woman. The Puerto Rican festival was this week in Boston and she remembered my (coqui) froggies!
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said: ^^ Love. This. Woman. The Puerto Rican festival was this week in Boston and she remembered my (coqui) froggies!
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[Edited 6/29/08 23:56pm] That's me. Memory like a steel drum..er..trap."Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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paintedlady said: I wanted to make a joke about "frog-legs" but I don't want to make you sad. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: paintedlady said: I wanted to make a joke about "frog-legs" but I don't want to make you sad.  NO NO! Let's hear it! I want another joke. (eventhough I am LMAO @ july right now  )
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said: I wanted to make a joke about "frog-legs" but I don't want to make you sad. NO NO! Let's hear it! I want another joke. (eventhough I am LMAO @ july right now )
They aren't that funny...just silly. But,I'm LMAO at july too! 211 is a helluva drug.
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway. What do you call a frog with legs? Dinner. What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour? A frog in a blender. [Edited 6/30/08 0:30am] "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: paintedlady said: NO NO! Let's hear it! I want another joke. (eventhough I am LMAO @ july right now )
They aren't that funny...just silly. But,I'm LMAO at july too! 211 is a helluva drug.
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway. What do you call a frog with legs? Dinner. What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour? A frog in a blender. [Edited 6/30/08 0:30am] I actually have tears in my eyes that was too funny! Oh and the frog jokes are cute too. | |
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said: They aren't that funny...just silly. But,I'm LMAO at july too! 211 is a helluva drug.
What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway. What do you call a frog with legs? Dinner. What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour? A frog in a blender. [Edited 6/30/08 0:30am] I actually have tears in my eyes that was too funny! Oh and the frog jokes are cute too. You so crazy.... "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: paintedlady said: I actually have tears in my eyes that was too funny! Oh and the frog jokes are cute too. You so crazy.... I can't stop laughing..... options..... OMG!! | |
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We have taken over peezy's joke thread. We're in for it now.  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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@ the threadstarter: Still reading your jokes as promised, this was a nice one !
@April: Good to see you back and nice jokes as well !With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: @ the threadstarter: Still reading your jokes as promised, this was a nice one
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@April: Good to see you back and nice jokes as well !"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: We have taken over peezy's joke thread. We're in for it now.
He won't mind. He's a sweetheart.  | |
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said: We have taken over peezy's joke thread. We're in for it now.
He won't mind. He's a sweetheart. Dammit...I want to be "in for it." "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: paintedlady said: He won't mind. He's a sweetheart. Dammit...I want to be "in for it." Get in line.... | |
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said: Dammit...I want to be "in for it." Get in line....
 "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: paintedlady said: Get in line....
My feet is starting to hurt from looking at that line.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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frog jokes eh?? 
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