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I just grabbed a colleague's ass... Well, I didn't just grab it. I mean, I didn't just grab it in the past five minutes or anything. That would be weird, wouldn't it?  Grabbing a handful of a colleague's ass and then coming straight to prince.org to tell everyone about it. Bizarre right? I've seen some strange threads here but that would take the cake.
If I'd just grabbed her ass in the past five minutes I'd be cowering in the men's room expecting to be sacked and marched out of the building.. not writing a post about the experience on prince.org. OK, a few days later maybe, but minutes... Well anyhoo, this woman and I have been flirting terribly for the past three weeks and she's been giving me some serious come-hither eyes. So, I hithered. We'd concluded a meeting, just the two of us alone in a room, and as we got up from the table, I gave her a playful pat on her ass. Well, it was intended as a playful pat but it emitted this smacking sound when I did it.. totally unintentional, really. This made me wonder what she was wearing under her skirt... Her ass was a little larger and firmer than I'd expected it to be and it seemed to wrap itself around my hand and submerge it... hence the reason why it felt like an ass grab. Anyway, when I finally managed to extract my hand, she smiled.  <-- me
Edit: If I didn't mention it earlier, this story is about a friend of mine, this happened to him..  [Edited 6/24/08 14:33pm] | |
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Lawdy!
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Is your friend's name Dex? | |
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paintedlady said: Is your friend's name Dex?
 It would've been a WHAP! if it were! "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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sounds like she was wearing one of those gel filled butt enhancer undies. | |
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the hell? surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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JasmineFire said: sounds like she was wearing one of those gel filled butt enhancer undies.
OMG!!!! | |
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papaaisaway said: Well, I didn't just grab it. I mean, I didn't just grab it in the past five minutes or anything. That would be weird, wouldn't it? Grabbing a handful of a colleague's ass and then coming straight to prince.org to tell everyone about it. Bizarre right? I've seen some strange threads here but that would take the cake.
If I'd just grabbed her ass in the past five minutes I'd be cowering in the men's room expecting to be sacked and marched out of the building.. not writing a post about the experience on prince.org. OK, a few days later maybe, but minutes... Well anyhoo, this woman and I have been flirting terribly for the past three weeks and she's been giving me some serious come-hither eyes. So, I hithered. We'd concluded a meeting, just the two of us alone in a room, and as we got up from the table, I gave her a playful pat on her ass. Well, it was intended as a playful pat but it emitted this smacking sound when I did it.. totally unintentional, really. This made me wonder what she was wearing under her skirt... Her ass was a little larger and firmer than I'd expected it to be and it seemed to wrap itself around my hand and submerge it... hence the reason why it felt like an ass grab. Anyway, when I finally managed to extract my hand, she smiled. <-- me
Edit: If I didn't mention it earlier, this story is about a friend of mine, this happened to him..
[Edited 6/24/08 14:33pm] What was the meeting about? | |
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2the9s said: papaaisaway said: Well, I didn't just grab it. I mean, I didn't just grab it in the past five minutes or anything. That would be weird, wouldn't it? Grabbing a handful of a colleague's ass and then coming straight to prince.org to tell everyone about it. Bizarre right? I've seen some strange threads here but that would take the cake.
If I'd just grabbed her ass in the past five minutes I'd be cowering in the men's room expecting to be sacked and marched out of the building.. not writing a post about the experience on prince.org. OK, a few days later maybe, but minutes... Well anyhoo, this woman and I have been flirting terribly for the past three weeks and she's been giving me some serious come-hither eyes. So, I hithered. We'd concluded a meeting, just the two of us alone in a room, and as we got up from the table, I gave her a playful pat on her ass. Well, it was intended as a playful pat but it emitted this smacking sound when I did it.. totally unintentional, really. This made me wonder what she was wearing under her skirt... Her ass was a little larger and firmer than I'd expected it to be and it seemed to wrap itself around my hand and submerge it... hence the reason why it felt like an ass grab. Anyway, when I finally managed to extract my hand, she smiled. <-- me
Edit: If I didn't mention it earlier, this story is about a friend of mine, this happened to him..
[Edited 6/24/08 14:33pm] What was the meeting about? | |
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2the9s said: papaaisaway said: Well, I didn't just grab it. I mean, I didn't just grab it in the past five minutes or anything. That would be weird, wouldn't it? Grabbing a handful of a colleague's ass and then coming straight to prince.org to tell everyone about it. Bizarre right? I've seen some strange threads here but that would take the cake.
If I'd just grabbed her ass in the past five minutes I'd be cowering in the men's room expecting to be sacked and marched out of the building.. not writing a post about the experience on prince.org. OK, a few days later maybe, but minutes... Well anyhoo, this woman and I have been flirting terribly for the past three weeks and she's been giving me some serious come-hither eyes. So, I hithered. We'd concluded a meeting, just the two of us alone in a room, and as we got up from the table, I gave her a playful pat on her ass. Well, it was intended as a playful pat but it emitted this smacking sound when I did it.. totally unintentional, really. This made me wonder what she was wearing under her skirt... Her ass was a little larger and firmer than I'd expected it to be and it seemed to wrap itself around my hand and submerge it... hence the reason why it felt like an ass grab. Anyway, when I finally managed to extract my hand, she smiled. <-- me
Edit: If I didn't mention it earlier, this story is about a friend of mine, this happened to him..
[Edited 6/24/08 14:33pm] What was the meeting about? random neucler tide polymorphisims?!
or is that one word?  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Are you sure she wasn't wearing a hubba-hynie?
It's funny. There's a lawyer in my office (straight male) that has grabbed my ass on several occasions. It's all in good fun..... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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2the9s said: What was the meeting about? | |
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At my place of work (a law office) your ass would have been gone. Even if she wanted it, that would not be tolerated in my place of business. | |
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PaisleyPark5083 said: At my place of work (a law office) your ass would have been gone. Even if she wanted it, that would not be tolerated in my place of business.
Ya, that whole scene is super odd to me. | |
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JustErin said: PaisleyPark5083 said: At my place of work (a law office) your ass would have been gone. Even if she wanted it, that would not be tolerated in my place of business.
Ya, that whole scene is super odd to me. it reads like a penthouse forum story.  | |
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IT WAS A PRE-MEETING MEETING
We have a web agency doing work for our organisation and we were doing some preparation before meeting up with them. 2the9s said: papaaisaway said: Well, I didn't just grab it. I mean, I didn't just grab it in the past five minutes or anything. That would be weird, wouldn't it? Grabbing a handful of a colleague's ass and then coming straight to prince.org to tell everyone about it. Bizarre right? I've seen some strange threads here but that would take the cake.
If I'd just grabbed her ass in the past five minutes I'd be cowering in the men's room expecting to be sacked and marched out of the building.. not writing a post about the experience on prince.org. OK, a few days later maybe, but minutes... Well anyhoo, this woman and I have been flirting terribly for the past three weeks and she's been giving me some serious come-hither eyes. So, I hithered. We'd concluded a meeting, just the two of us alone in a room, and as we got up from the table, I gave her a playful pat on her ass. Well, it was intended as a playful pat but it emitted this smacking sound when I did it.. totally unintentional, really. This made me wonder what she was wearing under her skirt... Her ass was a little larger and firmer than I'd expected it to be and it seemed to wrap itself around my hand and submerge it... hence the reason why it felt like an ass grab. Anyway, when I finally managed to extract my hand, she smiled. <-- me
Edit: If I didn't mention it earlier, this story is about a friend of mine, this happened to him..
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THAT WAS THE INTENTION...
Considering the nature of the experience. PaisleyPark5083 said: JustErin said: Ya, that whole scene is super odd to me. it reads like a penthouse forum story. | |
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MY ASS...
Would only be gone if she reported it or someone else noticed it. Don't get me wrong, there isn't an ass-smacking culture where I work, in most places of business an ass-smack/pat/grab would lead to instant dismissal. PaisleyPark5083 said: At my place of work (a law office) your ass would have been gone. Even if she wanted it, that would not be tolerated in my place of business. | |
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PS
I mean, my friend. | |
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PHEW!
I can tell my friend that its all good nature fun and shouldn't lead to sexual harassment or assault claims. 
MIGUELGOMEZ said: Are you sure she wasn't wearing a hubba-hynie?
It's funny. There's a lawyer in my office (straight male) that has grabbed my ass on several occasions. It's all in good fun..... | |
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a politician here got in big trouble for sniffing his female colleagues seat after she had sat on it (and left the room, presumeably - all caught on CCTV) :falloffL | |
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NOW THAT
Is plain nasty... ZombieKitten said: a politician here got in big trouble for sniffing his female colleagues seat after she had sat on it (and left the room, presumeably - all caught on CCTV) :falloffL | |
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ZombieKitten said: a politician here got in big trouble for sniffing his female colleagues seat after she had sat on it (and left the room, presumeably - all caught on CCTV) :falloffL
 WTF ?
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JasmineFire said: sounds like she was wearing one of those gel filled butt enhancer undies.
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papaaisaway said: NOW THAT
Is plain nasty... ZombieKitten said: a politician here got in big trouble for sniffing his female colleagues seat after she had sat on it (and left the room, presumeably - all caught on CCTV) :falloffL http://www.telegraph.co.u...ician.html | |
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People are so comfortable her at work that shit like this is the "norm".
My ass gets grabbed at least twice a week and most of the time its by another women. Not a big deal. Its just an ass  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Don't shit.....where u eat. | |
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