my daughter had one leg in the air, and was doing this face , Erin yelled at her TO STOP IT!, turns out she was licking honey off her fingers, it just looked really bad.

her daughter kept saying porn instead of corn the other day at dinner, she had no idea that it was an adult word

I made a scary face at a little shit kid in the row in front of us at the Incredible Hulk a few days ago and made her cry.

I never could have imagined that 1 - someone could be so perfect for me...and 2 - the fucking ORG would be the place I met her.

I will be opening up two LLC's in the next couple months. One will be steady work making the same wage I did before, but since I will be contracting myself out, NO BOSS. The other will be my photography business that I am VERY excited about.

I talk to my son about sex and the maturity, responsibility and risks involved with it frequently.

We are going to purchase a 5 bedroom, 4 bathroom, 3 car garage 3500 SF monstrosity soon. Orgers are welcome to come and visit, well, the ones I like of course.

We are going to see my favorite band in like 3 weeks!!!!

My wife wears the sexiest clothes and her eye makeup is incredible. But damn that shit ain't cheap!!!

We had sex in the family bathroom at Nordstrom yesterday. When we walked out, there was a mother waiting to use it to change her little brats diaper. Erin just smiled at her. I laughed.

I am legally adopting two wonderful, pain in the ass daughters.

We are going to be ONE HUNDRED PERCENT debt free in a month or two.

We own a minivan and (in a few weeks) a Prius. That does ZERO for either of our so called "badass"ness.

I am going to grow my own marijuana plant, in the closet of my bathroom. Hydroponically. It will be potent, and wonderful. It is just for my wife and me. A TV, DVD player, LUSH bath bombs, my kick ass bong and our garden tub equals happiness. This offsets the minivan/Prius castration.

I will do JUST about anything for a laugh.

That SONY XBR8 55" comes out around October, I NEEEEEeeeeed it.

I love my life for the first time I ever I think.













Enough details for ya?

two words:

steam cleaning.

I was told the other day when you posted the pic of Erin putting her boots on and her leg up on the sofa to make a comment to gross you guys out. I think it would take more than that to gross you guys out.




you guys have kids.....

Oh God.

Tell us anyway.



And tell him I said hello and !!!

Oh he just wanted me to tell you that we had all kinds of sex on those sofa's. As if you guys haven't done that as well.


I will relay the message sexy lady.

You can't handle my details!

I CAN!!!!!

He just went up to bed with his love.....

and u had dominos but thats okay cause it was ur birthday. lawd