I met Erin and Chris on the same night, knackered from a long day of sleep depravation, a slight sunburned, and a long day kayaking with coworkers.

Everything I've ever heard about her is true. She really does have flawless skin, an incredible body, piercing eyes, a third breast, and a aura that radiates energy. OK, maybe not the third breast part, but you want to be around her upon first impression.

She's kind, considerate, passionate, and if nothing else--EXPRESSIVE .

I have always followed her various hilarious posts in M&M, and appreciated her input on my blogs and various posts as well.

To imagine that she's chosen another orger whom I absolutely love to be her mate, I couldn't even begin to tell you how awesome that is to me.

A gem.


GROUP. HUG.

You're going to saturate the market (forum, whatever) and then everyone's going to hate me.

Well, fuck 'em. (I'm kidding! I love you all. Except the ones who suck, you know who you are.)

You're awesome, Dan, and what you just wrote about me is awesome. You are fantastic to be around, plus hysterically funny and 100 percent huggable. I can even forgive the British slang (knackered???) because you are so goddamned cute.

And I wish I had a third breast. How fucking cool would that be.

FunkMistress said:

The demand outweighs the supply, I assure you



A third breast would be great, especially since all the major design houses would be scrambling to find yet another way to minimize and hide yet another feminine feature of the female body, outside of hips, ass, and various other curves---they really have gotten lazy this year taking for granted anorexia would solve all those problems.

Imago said:

You're right about that.

How fucking backwards. Is there anything more wonderful than tits, hips, and ass?

FunkMistress said:

A Welsh accent comes pretty damned close in my book

Imago said:

I don't think I've ever heard one.

A non-toothache would be pretty wonderful right now, actually.

I also love the fact that we think almost identical on certain things.

Imago said:

Totally!



As a test, I want you to guess what this emoticon is representing in my mind right now:

But don't post it!!!

FunkMistress said:

an ant bite ?

Imago said:

I said don't post it!!!

Love her but she already knows that.

I liked her until she met Dan. Now she is tainted to me.

cliques.....

FunkMistress said:

DUHHHHHh, we have a PAIR OF THEM IN A BRIEFCASE, did you forget?!?!?!



That's like a FOURTH breast!

I The FunkMiss

She tried to rip me a new asshole in P&R a long time ago and that was the beginning of our friendship



and a dozen

Mach said:

OMG

I did?

Over what?

MrsMdiver said:

FunkMistress said:

Over your misunderstanding of my past( teen yrs ) thoughts on the N word

you don't remember ?

Mach said:

No, not at all!

she's an amazingly vibrant woman, as alive in real life as she is online. She knows how to find the best in all she does and brings a joy to living that is infectious to any people who are lucky enough to be near.

madartista said:

I would say the same about you, all of it. Besides maybe the woman part, but whatever.

FunkMistress said:

to-may-to, to-mah-to. no big deal.

FunkMistress said:

boobies

FunkMistress seems like a beautiful soul.
And super cool to be around
Jers is a lucky guy.

FunkMistress said:

The 1st week I was here I got the Noob GRRRRR treatment from You, Sag and Carrielee



ahhhh the good ole daze

MEANIES

Mach said:

I'm mellower now in my old age.

I like her. I'd love to have a beer with her and Jers. I'm sure they're completely different personality-wise to me but I get the feeling we'd get along.

Fauxie said:

Mmmm....beeeeerrrr....

What's your signature about?

FunkMistress said:

Beer is good, though I'm actually cutting back for a couple of months so that going swimming has more of a positive effect.

My sig? It's about family pulling together and being happy, and my best friend not understanding why I don't want his TV, his car, his house on a secluded estate, and his open relationship and all the mistresses.

Fauxie said:

Thanks for sharing. I can kind of relate in an indirect way. My oldest friend and I are confronting a lot of the ways in which we've grown in vastly different directions. She seems to have a harder time accepting me and my directions than I do with hers.