Why do I always chase men that don't like me and ignore most of the ones that do? Dammit, I'm so annoyed with myself. I've tortured myself enough. I'm done with this shit.


I need to go to sleep and stop thinking so much.

MrsMdiver said:

I have a knock knock book I can lend you!

I read an article about a comedienne who was very attractive. Before a show she would dress down totally and make herself as frumpy as she could. She said she is a woman, the men in the audience already hate her, if she was beautiful the women would hate her too.

ZombieKitten said:

Damn.... well I have the ugly frumpy part down. I would love to be funny but I am sure that it is hard for a really funny women to make it big...it is a man's world when it comes to comedy most of the time.

Why do I always chase men that don't like me and ignore most of the ones that do? Dammit, I'm so annoyed with myself. I've tortured myself enough. I'm done with this shit.


I need to go to sleep and stop thinking so much.

MrsMdiver said:

all you have to do is laugh at everything they say
except that gets tired.

I tell my jokes to Leo, and if they fall flat when he retells them then

ZombieKitten said:

I am horrible at repeating jokes. My talent lies in being the quick wit sarcastic bitch with one liners. Ppl do not expect it from me and some times cannot tell if I am trying to be funny.
My humour gets lost on most.

MrsMdiver said:

people usually laugh at me laughing at my own joke, not the joke itself

ZombieKitten said:

Making ppl laugh is a wonderful quality.

I picked up my daughter from her new job ( in only her 2nd week at 17)

I warned her I had a few problems with woman back in the day ( Entirely randomly an without deep thought. Just sorta warning her shes attractive and sweet and that will being out the worst in the insecure.)
She was fighting tears and I knew it. I looked at her and said what happened. 10 minutes before her shift end ,some crotchety ol bitch called and said my daughter was rude to her, not only that, but that she grabbed her boyfriends ass!

My daughter simply would NEVER do such a thing. ( I'm not " one of those moms.") Ask any orger that has met her.

Anyhow, the dumb bitch left her phone number. I have half a mind to google the bitch and give her reason to reconsider her pathetic insecure cougar crap.




Due to my warning she felt I brought it on but i explained sometimes God gives you a heads up before things happen.

Why do I always chase men that don't like me and ignore most of the ones that do? Dammit, I'm so annoyed with myself. I've tortured myself enough. I'm done with this shit.


I need to go to sleep and stop thinking so much.

I wonder what strawberries and onion rings taste like together????

DanceWme said:

omg, i just imagined it

JessieJ said:

Ganja is our friend. Won't you come and take a trip to Mary Jane-land with me?

Ganja is our friend. Won't you come and take a trip to Mary Jane-land with me?

I wonder what strawberries and onion rings taste like together????

bluesbaby said:

I think you are old enough to be able to grasp the hang of it.

No more war

No more war