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Fauxie said: JessieJ said: - Everyone is getting mad at me because I keep letting the details of my sister's bridal shower slip. I'm such an ass
- I received a marriage proposal the other day. I was walking down the street and this scary, toothless man grabbed me and told me that he loved me and he asked me to marry him. I thought this dude was gonna stab me or something. AHHHH!!! 
- I'm sneezy. 1. 
2. So what was your answer??? 3.  1. 
2. I said "UHHHH....." and quickly walked away 
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JessieJ said: - Everyone is getting mad at me because I keep letting the details of my sister's bridal shower slip. I'm such an ass
- I received a marriage proposal the other day. I was walking down the street and this scary, toothless man grabbed me and told me that he loved me and he asked me to marry him. I thought this dude was gonna stab me or something. AHHHH!!!
- I'm sneezy. Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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MoniGram said: JessieJ said: - Everyone is getting mad at me because I keep letting the details of my sister's bridal shower slip. I'm such an ass
- I received a marriage proposal the other day. I was walking down the street and this scary, toothless man grabbed me and told me that he loved me and he asked me to marry him. I thought this dude was gonna stab me or something. AHHHH!!!
- I'm sneezy. At least that's better than the "I wanna eat your pussy" I got recently from some yucky old man.  | |
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JustErin said: MoniGram said: At least that's better than the "I wanna eat your pussy" I got recently from some yucky old man. Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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I want to buy a house soooo bad, get out of this blasted condo I live in! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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JustErin said: MoniGram said: At least that's better than the "I wanna eat your pussy" I got recently from some yucky old man. OMG  | |
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JessieJ said: JustErin said: At least that's better than the "I wanna eat your pussy" I got recently from some yucky old man. OMG 
I was called a "nice little cunt" once too by some homeless dude.  | |
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JustErin said: MoniGram said: At least that's better than the "I wanna eat your pussy" I got recently from some yucky old man. geez, you have the worst luck with perverted old men! Will you marry me? | |
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superman said: JustErin said: At least that's better than the "I wanna eat your pussy" I got recently from some yucky old man. geez, you have the worst luck with perverted old men! Will you marry me? Are you rich? | |
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JustErin said: superman said: geez, you have the worst luck with perverted old men! Will you marry me? Are you rich? rich with passion. | |
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superman said: JustErin said: Are you rich? rich with passion. Is that code word for 'money'? | |
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JustErin said: superman said: rich with passion. Is that code word for 'money'?
I'm rescinding the deal, as i was kidding. | |
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superman said: JustErin said: Is that code word for 'money'?
I'm rescinding the deal, as i was kidding. 
So you really are poor. | |
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KidaDynamite said: psychodelicide said: Yeah, me too. Mostly by the same orger. It sux! Well, you know if you need help just tell me and i'll bring my people!   oh no Lady, you know I'm leaving this Friday!
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Why can't I trust people? Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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MoniGram said: Why can't I trust people?
 I have trouble trusting people too; I know what you mean.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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100 orgnotes?? Yowza! Guess I need to delete some of them.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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MoniGram said: Why can't I trust people?
because people generally are manipulative, conniving, soulless cunts.  | |
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Tell the world why you mad, yungin'! This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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evenstar3 said: MoniGram said: Why can't I trust people?
because people generally are manipulative, conniving, soulless cunts.  | |
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evenstar3 said: MoniGram said: Why can't I trust people?
because people generally are manipulative, conniving, soulless cunts. Yep. | |
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hokie said: evenstar3 said: because people generally are manipulative, conniving, soulless cunts. | |
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psychodelicide said: MoniGram said: Why can't I trust people?
I have trouble trusting people too; I know what you mean.I totally read this as "I have trouble fisting people." The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: psychodelicide said: I have trouble trusting people too; I know what you mean.I totally read this as "I have trouble fisting people." RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I don't like fake people. | |
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I told my stepdaughter about an exercise program I'm starting tomorrow, and she said, "My mom needs that! She thinks she's gigantic! I heard her on the phone with her friend and she said 'Oh my God, Erin has the PERFECT body! I wish I looked like her!'"
OMG.
Since my honey's ex-wife is a whore bitch, I don't really feel bad about taking insanely evil pleasure from that.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: I told my stepdaughter about an exercise program I'm starting tomorrow, and she said, "My mom needs that! She thinks she's gigantic! I heard her on the phone with her friend and she said 'Oh my God, Erin has the PERFECT body! I wish I looked like her!'"
OMG.
Since my honey's ex-wife is a whore bitch, I don't really feel bad about taking insanely evil pleasure from that.
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evenstar3 said: FunkMistress said: I told my stepdaughter about an exercise program I'm starting tomorrow, and she said, "My mom needs that! She thinks she's gigantic! I heard her on the phone with her friend and she said 'Oh my God, Erin has the PERFECT body! I wish I looked like her!'"
OMG.
Since my honey's ex-wife is a whore bitch, I don't really feel bad about taking insanely evil pleasure from that.
The Normal Whores Club | |
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Why can't I fist people? | |
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