1. don't feed it.

2. throw it out the window.

3. eat it.

4. let it run away.

5. leave it in custody of Michael Vick.

keep it going

6. Force it to watch "Gigli"

7. feed it one of Mrs. Lovett's meat pies

8. have it chase you on an ATV and head towards a tree and turn off leaving it to run into the tree and break its neck

InsatiableCream said:

pre-people

post-people =

9. run tap water in its tank forgetting that the water temp may change and boil it to death

Protege said:

totally

this thread is disgusting.

why are people thinking of ways to kill their pets? What about a thread titled "ways to kill your child"? both are equally sick.

You all need to stop...too many people abuse and neglect their pets for this thread to be seen as anything resembling humor.

eikonoklastes said:

omg