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Printablehoratio said: blueblossom said: makes me wonder this.....
most men I know can't even thread a needle yet they take their little doodahs in their big macho hands and try and aim it at the porcelin and TRY and I mean TRY to aim their stream down the toilet. What bugs me is that when they come to the end of their toilet and the stream is gradually coming to an end they move away from the bloody toilet when they should be getting nearer! Heavens preserve us...  i think i have the answer. to experience this take a condom and fill it with water. poke a hole in the end and let the water out holding it as if it was a weiner. the crucial part is the start and the end, thats where things get messy. yep most blokes are like condoms filled with water hee hee !!! "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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blueblossom said: horatio said: i think i have the answer. to experience this take a condom and fill it with water. poke a hole in the end and let the water out holding it as if it was a weiner. the crucial part is the start and the end, thats where things get messy. yep most blokes are like condoms filled with water hee hee !!! | |
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Xcalibre said: Mach said: EVERYONE should PEE outside the damn house honestly, this is my preference. i go outside to piss whenever possible. no fuss, no muss. it's very liberating to be able to shake it around willy-nilly, though it kind of creeps me out afterwards because i find i want something to flush. it's like writing a letter without signing it. | |
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Anxiety said: Xcalibre said: honestly, this is my preference. i go outside to piss whenever possible. no fuss, no muss. it's very liberating to be able to shake it around willy-nilly, though it kind of creeps me out afterwards because i find i want something to flush. it's like writing a letter without signing it. if my mother knew how often i urinated outside, she'd probably beat me within an inch of my life. i was raised better than that. but, it's just so liberating. and easier. it's a habit i picked up being outside 75% of the time at my job and living in a house without a reliably working toilet for a couple of years. [Edited 6/21/08 5:33am] I'm missing my best friend Yes it was Incredible There's no reason to pretend | |
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I'll put the seat up before I piss, but I won't put it down after I'm done.
You can clearly see if it's up before you sit down, right? | |
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Xcalibre said: Anxiety said: it's very liberating to be able to shake it around willy-nilly, though it kind of creeps me out afterwards because i find i want something to flush. it's like writing a letter without signing it. if my mother knew how often i urinated outside, she'd probably beat me within an inch of my life. i was raised better than that. but, it's just so liberating. and easier. it's a habit i picked up being outside 75% of the time at my job and living in a house without a reliably working toilet for a couple of years. [Edited 6/21/08 5:33am] What I want to know is....who does the gardening around ure house?  PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: Xcalibre said: if my mother knew how often i urinated outside, she'd probably beat me within an inch of my life. i was raised better than that. but, it's just so liberating. and easier. it's a habit i picked up being outside 75% of the time at my job and living in a house without a reliably working toilet for a couple of years. [Edited 6/21/08 5:33am] What I want to know is....who does the gardening around ure house? urine adds a lot of much-needed nitrogen to soil  I'm missing my best friend Yes it was Incredible There's no reason to pretend | |
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JerseyKRS said: I'll put the seat up before I piss, but I won't put it down after I'm done.
You can clearly see if it's up before you sit down, right? No. I have woken up during the night, no light on, and half asleep go sit down to do my business and I almost fell into the toilet.  
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luv4u said: JerseyKRS said: I'll put the seat up before I piss, but I won't put it down after I'm done.
You can clearly see if it's up before you sit down, right? No. I have woken up during the night, no light on, and half asleep go sit down to do my business and I almost fell into the toilet. That's happened to me before too. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: luv4u said: No. I have woken up during the night, no light on, and half asleep go sit down to do my business and I almost fell into the toilet. That's happened to me before too. so, conversely, do you mind if the man doesn't notice that the seat is DOWN in the middle of the night and you're okay with him pissing all over the lid? I'm missing my best friend Yes it was Incredible There's no reason to pretend | |
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luv4u said: JerseyKRS said: I'll put the seat up before I piss, but I won't put it down after I'm done.
You can clearly see if it's up before you sit down, right? No. I have woken up during the night, no light on, and half asleep go sit down to do my business and I almost fell into the toilet. FunkMistress said: That's happened to me before too.
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