JustErin said:

There is no argument. You're fine as hell and fat.

Fauxie said:

I hate you.

JustErin said:

I'm sorry. Thing is, I seriously doubt you when you talk about being fat. But I know how it works. I mentioned Mon (and me too) having a beer gut in another thread and Ocean laughed it away, but we're both trying to swim like crazy to lose some excess fat in certain places. People see a pic or two and have an idea in their heads but we all have our flaws physically, yet we can still be regular, everyday, but hot, people. I see you as a regular, hot person who's probably just wanting to shift a little weight from a few places. I shouldn't really tease but it's no big thing. And your hair is awesome, of course.

Oh I had a HUGE crush on my preacher.
He was super fine.
He looked a bit like George Michael, but better IMO.
Maybe more like a 70's gay porn star.
He drove a motorcycle to the church wore leather biker jacket, jeans, black leather boots, aviator sun-glasses. Thin, muscular worked out, tan. Right amount of hairiness in all the right places. Nice facial hair. He even wore a speedo to a pool party then the elders kicked him too the curb.
He had kick ass sermons too, where he would transform into the character from the bible in front of you and speak to you as if he was that person.
He had a great singing voice too much like george michael.
He was extremely progressive for a Lutheran church.
I still wonder to this day if he was gay.
He had two daughters who were around my age who were gorgeous. But his wife was less than subpar IMO, with her brown permed hair in a white peoples afro and no make-up. Now that I think about it, maybe she was a bit plain boyish looking.
But gotdam he was fine!

now that I think about it maybe he was more along the lines of looking a bit like fauxie

horatio said:

that sounds so sexual

horatio said:

George Michael - no

70s gay porn star - no

motorcycle - no

leather anything - no

aviators - no

thin - yes

muscular - no

facial hair - yes

speedos - no

kick ass sermons - no

theodore said:

uhm, yeah. I dont want to elaborate what I was thinking about when Id see his motorcycle parked in front of the church during the week day and noone else was around.

horatio said:

Fauxie said:

nuts

theodore said:

I was 14 & 15 during that time

horatio said:

2/10 enough?

Actually, it'd only require a bit of playing dress up.

Fauxie said:

he was just toned nicely, not overly muscle bound, swimmers build

Fauxie said:

Did you put yo freakum dress on?

horatio said:

Ah, I go swimming 2 or 3 times a week!

horatio said:

Those times

Fauxie said:

theodore said:

And teacher
There are things
That I don't want to learn

horatio said:

I was a mess back then even more than I am now

theodore said:

I thought I was then, but now I dont think I am.

theodore said:

Oh, come on, man. It is not like having a crush on Popeye.

horatio said:

I was so full of myself

gyro34 said:

but Prince? he looks like a lesbian aunt

theodore said:

Really?

I disagree.

gyro34 said:

and he has heavy flow

theodore said:

What cha talking 'bout Theodore?

gyro34 said:

http://prince.org/msg/7/273941

theodore said:

I still love him. Nobody's perfect.

horatio said:

Where is that "picture"....you all know what Im tal OH! Joyce is her name, right? Imago, dont you have it?