Imago had arrived. He was in England without his mother! He smiled as he checked out the city. Imago spotted a cafe on the corner across from his hotel, and decided to get very British and have a lovely spot of tea.

Just a few feet inside the door he sees Jonylawson, Zombiekitten, KidaDynamite, and LittlemissG!

They smile and say....

jony aggresivly says"what the fuck you looking at pal?"

jonylawson said:

"It's just.., well, I've found another huge wad of cat fur right where it shouldn't be" Imago blushed.
"That happens to you quite a bit, doesn't it? ZombieKitten smiled "It's almost like you're wearing a cat magnet down there. Maybe you should..."

Imago rolled his eyes at the lukewarm reception the English are giving him and turned the corner into long dark hallway and slowly openned a door that had a dim light peeking through the other side.

He stepped inside to see newpower99, naked, covered in crisco, holding a tub of whip cream in one hand and a car battery in the other. he had the tail end of a whip inserted into his anus which made it appear that it was a long tail.

newpower99 walked up to imago....

This is all so... so....
Seven years ago.

HamsterHuey said:

I love you Herman. Let's not fight.

HamsterHuey said:

Ya, and it's the same old shits being mentioned too.

JustErin said:

Yeah. Let's perma ban the lot of them! And US too!

HamsterHuey said:

Great idea! Not only cute but smart too!

JustErin said:

It would force us to meet up in real life and have fun. Come to Amsterdam!

HamsterHuey said:

Oh man, I would love to go just about anywhere! But alas, I'll have to wait until my son is a bit older before I can start taking off on him for anything longer than a day or two.

Just a couple more years....

JustErin said:

Where the fuck do you live?

HamsterHuey said:

Iqaluit, Nunavut. It's lovely this time of year - 24 hours of daylight!!

JustErin said:

Excuse me, WHAT?

You are from CANADA!???

HamsterHuey said:

Yes. The Inuit are Canadian you know.

JustErin said:

By force, sure. Are you Inuit?

HamsterHuey said:

Sadly no. I'm more like Idiot.

JustErin said:

OOoh, like me!

HamsterHuey said:

Let's make out....

Oh wait. Nevermind.

JustErin said:

Nonono. Sit on sunfilled Amsterdam terrace with you, me, Miguel en Mikki and ogle men and tv presentators.

That's what I did last saturday, minus you.

HamsterHuey said:

Oohhh...sounds lovely!

HamsterHuey said:

I'm in!

CarrieMpls said:

purrrrr

is this what they call a flatline thread ?

After hearing the exchange between JustErin, HamsterHuey and CarrieMpls, Imago decides to leave England and invade Amsterdam.

The poor hamster will never be the same again because Imago...
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littlemissG said:

kept babbling about how great Englishmen were and how he loved their accents but soon Herman came with the question everybody wanted to ask but nobody dared. He demanded an explanation for the fact that there was cat fur to be found on Imagos nicely shaped mushroom head. Suddenly Imago was lost for words and finally he mumbled "Herman, I love you ... this is what happened ..."

BlueZebra said:

I ask funkMistress who told me " I would love for you to give me one example of my so-called disappointing performance or lack of knowledge. I have answered every question you have, diligently and often answering the same questions over and over. "

Which is true, I asked her at least ten times what to do in a threesome, but I just didn't get it...and appearently, she and Chris wasn't getting it from me either. You know some people just don't enjoy the little raw 'bama style love roll I perfected, but you're different aren't you sweet lean HH?"

Before Huey could reply, BlueZebra walked in wearing....

JustErin said:

I'd never been in a story before, it was going so well too

ZombieKitten said:

Neither have I.

I just get into org dreams.

JustErin said:

I try but only ever managed once or twice, yet people from the org think it perfectly fine to parade their ginger babies and pythons through my poor dreams