Let's do this... use the same rules as the "Secret Santa" thread, only you have to do something VERY evil to your partner.

Who is with me?!!!

ok but only if you will eat bacon

CarrieLee said:

If that is the best you have in the way of evil, you need some work!

I'm sorry, I guess I'm just too darn sweet for this thread!

CarrieLee said:

Yeah...

Here is a simple, yet evil plan:

Sand someone's entire body with a hand sander and roll them in salt... then toss them in a vat of rubbing alcohol and light it on fire... when they flail out of the flaming alcohol bath, put them out by beating them with a spiked bat.

You see what we are going for here?

IceNine said:

masochism?

PlastikLuvAffair said:

Nope, that is SADISM... there is a difference... I don't want that shit done to me!

IceNine said:

Shades of Hannibal! That is scary..

IceNine said:

dang, i knew i wuz backwards on that...

nonetheless...how's about smackin someone with a flamin rake?

PlastikLuvAffair said:

That will work, as long as it penetrates the skin and causes internal burns.

Okay like if i threw u in the microwave on HIGH until you burst like in the movie Gremlins right Ice ???

Well i think I have a suggestion for this thread hang your person from the tree and beat them until the candy come out.

Saffireseven said:

That would be evil... I support that.

purplechild25 said:

Ahhh... the old "human pińata" trick!!! I like it very much... The BadMan has taught you well.

So,you are into self mutilation then ??

I could send you a sand-dollar.

Saffireseven said:

No, no, no... I am into unbridled evil and chaos.



"I will dance with you inside a six-sided ring of fire... I will rip your head off and spike it on the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine..."

EricCartman said:

Oh, you heartless prick!!!

That is certainly evil... you pass.

I could read to you postings on conspiracy theories about how George W orchestrated the 9-11 terror attacks, for hours on end!

Or, I could force you to listen to the innane babblings of Oceana!