A WOMAN STANDING NUDE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR SAYS TO HER HUSBAND, 'I LOOK HORRIBLE, I FEEL FAT & UGLY, PAY ME A COMPLIMENT.'

HE REPLIES, 'YOUR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT!'



WIFE GETS NAKED & ASKS HUBBY, 'WHAT TURNS YOU ON MORE, MY PRETTY FACE OR MY SEXY BODY?'

HUBBY LOOKS HER UP & DOWN AND REPLIES, 'YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR!'




A BOY ASKS HIS GRANNY, 'HAVE YOU SEEN MY PILLS, THEY WERE LABELED LSD?' GRANNY REPLIES, 'F.. CK THE PILLS, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE KITCHEN?!'
[Edited 6/18/08 22:56pm]

Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

)(*#$(&*@)(#@_)$*(_)@$ They were funny damn it ...or maybe I'm just in a good mood

:falloff! Excellent!

Amaxx said:

Thank u for saving me

Anytime!
But they were good!

Amaxx said:

Tell that to the rest of the org

EvilAlthom said:

Sooooo Wrong!
But funny coz it's true!

EvilAlthom said:

I like this one the best!

Thanks for the laugh!

veronikka said:

mum nearly wet her pants when I told her that one

EvilAlthom said:

EvilAlthom said:

I predict you'll be getting some crap for this one.

lawd

Those were funny
[Edited 6/19/08 1:56am]

rofl at the granny one

I recently was reading a book on the history of glue..couldnt put it down

FunAndJames said:

Funny!