WTF?? How Do SOME OBJECTS get where THEY SHOULD NOT BE??!!?

JessieJ said:

Don't encourage.

I'm still trying scrub the description of his "mushroom head" from my brain.

I don't know what this crazy thread is about... I could not get past the fact that you said "water closet". Every damn time I see that WC sign i think of you.



carry on.....as you were....

So I just got back from the restroom here at work, and aside from the fact that I find public water closets utterly discusting places to begin with, today’s adventure was even more traumatic on me.
There I was standing in front of the urinal, half in a daze from the busy morning I’ve had, and as I whipped my dick out to urinate, I’m not sure what possessed me to stare at it for a hot second but I looked down upon my tan shaft, my fleshy trimmed brownish balls, and my nicely shaped mushroom head and noticed something that didn’t belong there---a goddamned white piece of cat fur

What. The. Fuck!!!???!!!
At first, denial kicked in, and I assumed what I might have been looking at was a piece of pubic hair that had just turned grey and possibly straightened out (I am 36 after all). Looking back on it, I find the idea that in my more advanced years, whenever that will happen, that the tuff of hair that crowns my cock and balls would be long, platinum strands of straight hair—sort of like a Cher/Yoko Ono effect above the shaft. Nah… That just doesn’t seem possible.

Rather, it took only a few seconds for me to realize it was Cat fur. That goddamned CAT of mine had somehow found a way to infiltrate the pious, virginal, fortress of my zipper and lay a souvenir upon my cock . But how?
I certainly wasn’t fucking the cat—I mean, that would be like fucking a family member for crying out loud.
And the Cat and I don’t have that many interactions with each other, as he doesn’t actually care for me as much as he likes my roommate and his beastly girls—possibly their hairiness is more in line to what he considers primates to be like—I just don’t know.

But how the hell does an object like that get to a place like my crotch?



Have you ever tried to figure out where the hell an object appeared where it should not be? Did some of these events ever end up being forever a mystery to you?

I mean, WTF. Seriously, it’s disrupting my work….





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[Edited 6/12/08 7:42am]

Imago said:

Shut the fuck up.

http://medlem.spray.se/druppy/forblogz/blackmachines/fuck-white-friend.jpg

[link, please - - CarrieMpls]

shanti0608 said:

Everytime I think of Looney Toons, I think of Porky Pig, then I think of his girlfriend Petunia--then I think of mdiver. It's not happiness to be me when I'm free associating.

OMG, dude, link that shit.

I'm at work

shanti0608 said:

Everytime I think of Looney Toons, I think of Porky Pig, then I think of his girlfriend Petunia--then I think of mdiver. It's not happiness to be me when I'm free associating.

jami0mckay said:

You Brits of all people should be very familiar with things appearing where they should not be. Like that time a few centuries ago when you appeared on our shores and we had to give your asses the boot.

jami0mckay said:

You Brits of all people should be very familiar with things appearing where they should not be. Like that time a few centuries ago when you appeared on our shores and we had to give your asses the boot.

Imago said:

go back to school!