abierman said:

Denim. Shoes.

I don't get it.

Nobody else has a renegade stray object story they'd like to share?


This is the time to do it folks! Drop it like it's hot!

XxAxX said:

i've casually skimmed this thread with a fine toothed comb, and even after all my inconsiderable efforts i still have no idea what you people are going on about.

Anxiety said:

i think someone had a hairball or something.

Imago said:

oh all right fine. once i found a bird feather on my shirt from where one of my birdies had been perching. it had likely been there all day, and maybe people had been noticing it and looking at me funny. i don't know, because sometimes they look at me funny anyway.

also, there was the time the back of my white blouse got covered with black fur from my freshly washed, fiber loosened car seat cover. that was also embarassing.

okay? happy now?

OMG! I laughed so hard reading this..I think I wet myself a bit!!!

FunkMistress said:

just look at my house. Find one object that actually IS where it should be

Cloudbuster said:

'

i just called to sayyyy..you gay. lol"

Imago said:

It's clear to me that this thread was started only to serve as a thinly veiled excuse to describe and talk about your penis. Am I correct in assuming that now you would like the rest of us to make up stories about strange things we found on/in/engulfing our graphically described penises. I can do that. But I want to be sure I've got this straight first.

XxAxX said:

you forgot the part about your mushroom head and fleshy trimmed balls.

Xcalibre said:

oh, is THAT what this thread is about???

i found a smurf village playset down there once.

i kept it, of course.

Christopher said:

XxAxX said:

I blame the gays.

Xcalibre said:

That's it.

I'm sending you another crotch shot.

I was just told last night that my penis discription was foul.


Nevermind the actually CAT FUR being where it wasn't supposed to--my. penis. is. foul.

Imago said:

that's the thing about penis descriptions: they're bound to be foul when put into words. but they're so glorious when the words are turned into images in the mind. or in, you know... pictures. where's my crotch shot?

dang. everytime i log on to the ORG this thread is on page one.

what's UP with that

I think it's time we stop joking around and have a serious discussion around this topic.