Check out Shaq Dissin' Kobe! "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!.."




http://www.tmz.com/2008/0...-marriage/
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Bishop31 said:

Fuck Shaq. Naw, nucca, you getting divorced cuz you knocked up your jumpoff while STILL married and your wife was fucking her personal trainer. But you gon' blame Kobe for the demise of your marriage even though that shit happened FIVE years ago. Get tha fuck outta here with that shit. Kobe ain't said shit to ya so keep his name out ya mouf.

That fool really need to be ashamed of this performance. Why is the hook, "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste???" Why Shaq, WHY???


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man that was the lamest rap i've ever heard

shaq is messy.....and i love it!

somebody needs to put kazaam back in his lamp

This story is getting blown wayyyyy out of proportion!!!!

Paris9748430 said:

Explain 2 me how this big sweaty fool put that lame ass freestyle shit in your face embarrassing his dumb ass and u say its blown way out of proportion. HOW? Please explain. That oversized fool has been jealous of Kobe from day one. When Shaq went 2 Orlando, he treated Penny Hardaway the same way he treated Kobe. Just like SCNDLS said, his wife was fucking her trainer while he was out fucking Superhead and dripping sweat all over her. He needs 2 sit his fat over the hill ass down. Jealous fat ass punk. His dead beat ass never won a championship until Kobe joined the Lakers. Haters keep on hating that’s why his ass got traded. What that supersize fool did, was make a total ass of himself. I want 2 know also what the hell the hook is all about "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste?"

Ya'll heard it here first from me; Shaq's ass is coming back to the Lakers next season. This is a publicity stunt to get the media's attention. Shaq isn't going to talk about all of this OLD ass shit right now. Unless there is a motive. It maybe easier to get Shaq from the Suns now..I don't know what kind of deal the Suns gave Shaq but I can see Buss unloading 3 players from the Lakers squad to Phoenix to get Shaq. They already got Derrick back. This is L.A....this ooozes publicity stunt to me. Don't be surprised if Shaq is a Laker next season.If for no other reason because the Lakers season tickets will sell out in one day.

blackguitaristz said:

LAKERS SEASON TICKETS ALREady sold out! they got baby jordan plAying for them

blackguitaristz said:

No darling u got it all wrong. Buss doesn’t want his fat ass back. He kept up 2 much trouble. He traded Shaq because of his big ass mouth. The fool sat there and blamed everything on Kobe, regarding Buss trading his no free throwing ass. By then Buss had it with his fat ass. When Shaq sat there and talked 2 the media about not having surgery on that over grown toe during the summer, saying he rather do it on company time is when Buss knew this fool was out. He also didn't like the bickering bullshit he kept going with Kobe. Don’t forget the Lakers lost Andrew Bynum due 2 injury. Hopefully he will come back and be as productive. Check him out on youtube when he went up against Shaq’s fat ass.

both of them suck .....

Oh, and "freestyle" my ass that shit sounds like all those wack ass rhymes that he took time to write back in the day. He know he been saving that shit up for months. Don't get me wrong I actually like Shaq but this is a real example of bitchassness. I mean, Kobe ain't said shit about him but good things and you wanna bring up some five year old shit.

mirrorbestfriend said:

...Kobe...baby Jordan...

mirrorbestfriend said:

Come on, now. Even Lakers fans would check you on that one. Kobe Bryant is no Michael Jordan. Not even Baby Jordan. That was Harold Miner, and look what happened to him!

It seems to me that Shaq is just jealous that Kobe is a better player than he is and still has his wife too. I like Shaq, but I've always felt that he is hugely overrated.

Empress said:

Kobe is a better player . . . now.

Shaq is rated about where Shaq should be rated. A Hall of Fame player, no doubt, but could have been even better.

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Bishop31 said:

That personal trainer is one lucky muthafucka! She's fine as hell. Finer than Kobe's chick

bboy87 said:

The trainer was a foine muthafucka too.

Shaq Diesel is a drama queen.

when did the org GD turn into yahoo news?

On Kobe's nuts!!!!! Everyone!!!!!

namepeace said:

Hall of Famer, but not on Kareem's level.

KatSkrizzle said:

I'm really not, I just won't jump on the everybody must hate Kobe bandwagon. And if we're discussing this "freestyle" what would provoke Shaq to do this? Kobe ain't said nothing negative about him, as far as I know, in years. So how classy is it of Shaq to blame Kobe for his marriage going in the toilet (I guess fucking a bunch of groupies and knocking one up didn't have anything to do with it) and asking him how his ass tastes??? So this performance is ALSO Kobe's fault?
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Shaq Gets Slapped By Sheriff For Rap About Bryant

June 24
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Shaquille O’Neal will lose his special deputy’s badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said the Phoenix Suns center’s use of a racially derogatory word and other foul language left him no choice. Arpaio made Shaq a special deputy in January and promoted him to colonel of his largely ceremonial posse earlier this month.

“I want his two badges back,” Arpaio told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “Because if any one of my deputies did something like this, they’re fired. I don’t condone this type of racial conduct.”

Shaq was seen in a video posted on the celebrity news and gossip Web site TMZ.com rapping that “Kobe couldn’t do without me.” O’Neal skewers the Lakers’ star, with whom he won three straight NBA titles from 2000-2002 while with Los Angeles, for not being able to win a championship without him.

“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever,” O’Neal told ESPN.com Monday. A call to the Suns on Tuesday seeking comment from O’Neal was referred to his public relations firm, which didn’t immediately respond.

Arpaio, who describes himself as “America’s Toughest Sheriff” and is best known for feeding jail inmates green bologna, clothing them in pink underwear, and making them work on chain gangs, said he didn’t expect his actions would teach Shaq a lesson. But he hoped he learns that as a role model who wants to someday be a full-time sheriff, he needs to know his words matter.

“Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I don’t think that either conduct should be out there publicly, even if media wasn’t there,” Arpaio said.

O’Neal previously served as a reserve officer with the Miami Beach Police Department while playing for the Miami Heat. He also volunteered with the Tempe Police Department after being traded to the Suns in February .

Copycat said:

Copycat said:

I LOVE that sheriff cuz he don't take no shit. His inmates live outside in tents, no comfort of AC in Arizona for criminals in his county. I love it.

And he's right, Shaq is always trynta to sell himself as kid-friendly but it didn't enter his mind that doing that "freestyle" wasn't such a bright idea, if only for PR and business reasons. I hope he loses endorsements because of it. Dumbass.

u think shaq cares about a hill billy sheriff?

InsatiableCream said:

mirrorbestfriend said:

Maybe, maybe not. He's the one that feels the need to join the sheriff or police department everywhere he goes. So obviously it IS important to him to be involved with law enforcement. I mean, what multi-millionaire celebrity wants to be deputized and actively on duty. I've always thought that was of him but hey whatever floats his boat and keeps him out the strip clubs is a good thing.