JustErin said:

Then I have succeeded.

Anxiety said:

If your self-image is ever in a bit of a slump you can orgnote me for a list of other people and things that you are higher on my penetrative list than.

"Moonstar319: Who would've known she graduated with a bachelor's degree in dancing? Looks like the only exercise she gets is working that spoon in her ice cream carton, but look at the rack on her! Probably the only thing that might save her."

"Moonstar319: Last seen at the club making out and getting fondled by different women. No wonder she's never seen out with her 'boy toy.'"

Fauxie said:

if you can honestly tell me that i rate higher than office staplers and the cast of the golden girls, then i have to confess that tonight my dreams will not exactly be of the dry variety.

though i AM eating pop tarts now, so all that is subject to change. i'll probably dream about buying weird star wars toys like i usually do.

Anxiety said:

Office staplers? I can tell you that office stationary and misc. office equipment and supplies are WAY down my list. Just above Kirstie Alley, just below the cast of the Golden Girls. You're not even in the same ballpark. Think about where hollowed out fruits might be, then consider ugly popstars whose music you quite like, but don't love, and you'll be much warmer.

Fauxie said:

so you're basically saying that you find robert smith and a pumpkin patch more arousing than my sweet snoopy.

Anxiety said:

You're fishing now, using specific fruits and specific names of ugly popstars whose music you think I might quite like, but not love, to find your place. Just let me compliment you in a vague way and let it go. You're not as close to the top as Avril Lavigne is to the bottom but you're far enough away from Kirstie Alley to feel darn good about yourself today even without the poptarts.

baroque dabbles in weird esoteric rituals, moves to guam to start a cult based on roses and crosses.

baroque does coke with amy winehouse

baroque steals lyrics from others.

baroque a does not leave his mansion, talks to his dolls that he makes..album yet to be released..

ABOSLUTELY NOTHING...'cause I'm completely boring.

Fauxie said:

yeah, it's gonna maybe take me a powerpoint presentation to understand all that, sorry.

"JuliePurplehead is a Picture on page 6."

oh my god, those are the cutest kitties in the history of everything.

Anxiety said:

I'm way more likely to do you than a powerpoint presentation.

Fauxie said:

i trump powerpoint. do i trump ALL of microsoft office? (say yes say yes say yes)

That my penchant for dating unskinny, reclusive, geeky hippie chicks clashes a bit with my big-screen image...

That my side-project band is the bomb. The utter bomb.

That, in my heart of hearts, I really just want to direct.

Indeed.

That I was found, bandana around head and wheat dangling from mouth, at a rural Tennessee commune, harvesting switchgrass.
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im boring

"Old, desperate, crazy, addicted, alcoholic, cheating, schizo trainwreck does it again!"


That about covers it.

JustErin said:

They'd think we were twins. Pretty much the exact same thing.

I have nightmares about bloggers circling my fat rolls in candid photos.

Oh, and they'd call me a fag hag.

It would say.....

Moni the wino, cradle robbing bitch! Lock up your Asians!

JerseyKRS said:

You know, I love that show.

And after seeing that show, I totally love her.

Something along the lines of "hot mess"

Dangerous bisexual shag-happy boozer weirdo with tourettes. Cunt.

Cloudbuster said:

CarrieMpls said:

JerseyKRS said:

They'd call you Kirstie Alley?

Ya, I can see that.

He has squeaky shoes.

JustErin said:

I meant that as a reply to your post.

JerseyKRS said:

Jerk.