...because many. many grown ups do. except they call him jesus.

these people are to be treated kindly, but not trusted with heavy machinery, children, or a cd player

Justin, is that you?

SpudOnTheDancefloor said:

wait a second here.... what are you trying to say?

SpudOnTheDancefloor said:

Prince, step away from that guitar. Slooowly....

XxAxX said:

that people who call santa "jesus" are santas fans in disguise

(new yoik taxi driver) ok, ok, i got the wrong forum, so fuckin sue me already, peanut SCHNAPPS.

jami0mckay said:

please. santa has white hair and a white beard. also, he keeps reindeers.

SpudOnTheDancefloor said:

hold on a hot mo..... you sayin' santy ain't real???

SpudOnTheDancefloor said:

Language, language.

Where do we send the subpoena?

butterfli25 said:

XxAxX said:

'Santa Claus - The Student Years'

it went straight to DVD

by 'DVD' I mean 'video'



by 'video' I mean 'in the bin'.

HamsterHuey said:

to my anus. please. Fed-Ex it to my anus

jami0mckay said:

i think that. come December 25, 26 thereabouts you'll be real sorry you messin' with mr. claus

SpudOnTheDancefloor said:

I use DHL. And we are going to deliver it not only to your anus, we'l shove it so high up it will tickle your tonsils.

I wil make you smile. Wide.

XxAxX said:

just wait till you see 'Tooth Fairy - The Studio 54 years'

XxAxX said:

"he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake"

jami0mckay, you're FUCKED present wise

SpudOnTheDancefloor said:

ahh that takes me back to the grotto in debenhams years ago, you could smell the brandy a mile away.

HamsterHuey said:

erm, can you just leave it outside my anus please? just on my gusset.

SpudOnTheDancefloor said:

No. When we say we deliver, we do. Up the shute it goes. Bend over, please,

jami0mckay said:

that's a false memory manufactured by sitcoms - i challenge the 4 year old you to identify brandy, or any other smell, other than wee or sweets

jami0mckay said:

first santa claus and now the tooth fairy? have you no shame?
is nothing sacred????

HamsterHuey said:

metaphors aside can you just leave it near my buttocks please, by the jar of savlon

SpudOnTheDancefloor said:

Dear Santa Claus:

if you are reading this thread (and we know you are) please remember that *I* believe in you. these other cretins don't, but i do so give me their presents when Christmas rolls around. they'll be sorry they mocked you then. plenty sorry

SpudOnTheDancefloor said:

no. You ask Ralp Malph, Richie, Chachi and the rest of the guys I went to school with.

XxAxX said:

well, except the ingrowing toe nail elf.

SpudOnTheDancefloor said:

Ermm, no. I said no. I meant no. No means no. Up the butt. Take it like the bitch you are etc.

Thank you for bending over. We value your business.

jami0mckay said:

this guy????

XxAxX said:

he doesn't photograph very well, he's more agile, elfin and svelte in real life.

XxAxX said:

aww man, you get MY present

luckily, it's an all-expenses paid adventure holiday to Kenya, where I have to lick an elephant's scrotum for two months, for the Environment. And i've gone off the idea!