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question for British people Sup peops! long time no see! big playa is back! 
All these religious threads goin' on and was wondering if it is it true that there are no christian churches there in England. someone told me that a long time ago... 
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huh??? There are Christian churches in England. Are you talking about a specific christian denomination perhaps? | |
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someone told me u were not allowed to talk about Jesus there. Where's my Pussy cat at? --Naughty by Nature | |
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No christian churches in England ?
DUHHH What moron told you that garbage ? | |
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It's true Pstyle. If anyone is caught carrying a bible in England, they are immediately made to change into a chicken costume and parade around in public as punishment. 
Oh...the...shame...of it. | |
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We also talk with "funny" accents. | |
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Lleena, I was arrested the other day for singing 'Alleluliah, Christ is my Father' while walking about. And all that happened on British soil P Style. I was threatened to have poo slung on me by the 'window sloppers' (yeah, backward nation here...) as well. | |
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Therapy said: Lleena, I was arrested the other day for singing 'Alleluliah, Christ is my Father' while walking about. And all that happened on British soil P Style. I was threatened to have poo slung on me by the 'window sloppers' (yeah, backward nation here...) as well.
Therapy, singing and walking! You can not do the two together and not be a hazard to others in traffic.. If you do that sort of thing down here in Dorset, you would not only be arrested, but you'd be reported to the DVLA and your walking license withdrawn!  I feel pretty, that's enough | |
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Lleena said: It's true Pstyle. If anyone is caught carrying a bible in England, they are immediately made to change into a chicken costume and parade around in public as punishment.
Oh...the...shame...of it. Come on now, tell us the real reason you always wear that chicken costume. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Lleena said: It's true Pstyle. If anyone is caught carrying a bible in England, they are immediately made to change into a chicken costume and parade around in public as punishment.
Oh...the...shame...of it. Come on now, tell us the real reason you always wear that chicken costume. I was caught buying a little ornate replica of the nativity on the black market.  | |
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Lleena said: bkw said: Lleena said: It's true Pstyle. If anyone is caught carrying a bible in England, they are immediately made to change into a chicken costume and parade around in public as punishment.
Oh...the...shame...of it. Come on now, tell us the real reason you always wear that chicken costume. I was caught buying a little ornate replica of the nativity on the black market. no Lleena the REAL reason... I feel pretty, that's enough | |
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servantsofpuas said: Lleena said: bkw said: Lleena said: It's true Pstyle. If anyone is caught carrying a bible in England, they are immediately made to change into a chicken costume and parade around in public as punishment.
Oh...the...shame...of it. Come on now, tell us the real reason you always wear that chicken costume. I was caught buying a little ornate replica of the nativity on the black market. no Lleena the REAL reason... O.K 
A neighbour reported me for playing my Spice girls records while wearing the Turin shroud | |
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Lleena said: ...
A neighbour reported me for playing my Spice girls records while wearing the Turin shroud You see it wasn't that hard... And you know just as well as I that Spice Girl records should be played with due respect and the Turin Shroud should be used as a teatowel as civilised people do.. Now have a nice cuppa I feel pretty, that's enough | |
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