here i am sat in one of aucklands most exclusive hotels-typing away on my brand new compaq laptop,about to have a extortionatly priced meal(all paid for by the company)

golly! its all abit much for a working class lad from durham!!

plus my waitress is one of the finest THE finest looking women ive ever seen!

however i refused to have my breakfast this AM-50 fucking dollars??

even if im not paying for it i have to keep my prolatariate values intact somehow!

anyway better dash-the shoeshiners knocking on my door






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