I have a pair of tits in a briefcase.


This is 100% true.

unlucky7 said:

i know, right?

.....i've been looking into penetration and the options regarding it


and they're so artistically pretty, i would just own one just because

Can I just ask.....Why would you stick it in the dishwasher?

LleeLlee said:

To clean it.

None.Don't need that.

MoniGram said:

Tell me it's impossible for these to break

veronikka said:

As far as I know it won't break. I can't imagine what you would have to be doing to actually break it.

MoniGram said:

vero, read what i wrote
most i hear are made of pyrex which = indestructable!

sammij said:

what!!! dont they make stuff for the kitchen???

JerseyKRS said:

answers like that qualify you for hero staus...

roodboi said:

picture coming right up!!!

can we get back on-topic please. We were talking about vibrators, not dildos

BlueZebra said:

Both are still very fun!!!

JerseyKRS said:

trust me, I beleive you...

that shit just sounds cool...

roodboi said:

MoniGram said:

Yea, but, really... who wants to clean their sex toys along side their morning mug?

I've had many over the years... & jackrabbits are overrated

heh heh heh





[Edited 6/8/08 6:38am]

^^^^^ is that a mold of someones real boobs???

1) my pink jelly
2) silver bullet
3) a standard purple vibrator
4) the butterfly (this one's awesome. No hands!)
5) the cybercock (this one is peeling and is about ready to be thrown out)
6) some funky one that looks like a racoon's penis (it's supposed to help with the G-spot. It doesn't.)
7) My very first one that has a blue cover. I call it my thick 8 aka OUCH!

I actually rarely use any of them. It's too much hassle to prepare them. It's way easier to use a hand. And easier to clean up.

This was probably TMI?

JuliePurplehead said:

I have one of those facial scrubber dealies that vibrates. Big time. Me and my ex had quite a time with it....

bboy87 said:

JuliePurplehead said:

Woman!!!

JuliePurplehead said:

A hand? You mean like this one?

MoniGram said:

I know, I know. I have an arsenal!

eikonoklastes said:

I had one kind of similar to that years ago. It was more of a novelty than an actual sex toy. Someone I knew got drunk one night and bought half the sex toy section and then just gave the hand to me. It had a suction on the bottom and my friend & I used to suction it on the movie posters to make the characters look like they had a giant dong. I was only 19 years old so I was allowed to act stupid. Then we would cruise the avenue and wave the hand at people as we drove by. I was wearing a coat that had fake fur on it at the time. By the time we finished parading this arm around town, it had so much fake fur stuck to it. It was disgusting. I ended up giving it to someone else and haven't seen it since. I think his dog ate it.

JuliePurplehead said:

Did that dog chew on your "cybercock" as well?

eikonoklastes said:

No but my friend with the dog also bought a cybercock. He claims it was to give to this girl he works with but I think either he was going to use it on himself or at least see if his dick was as big as the cybercock since he knew I already had one. His dog grabbed the box while he was at work and totally ate it.

The cybercock has special powder that you have to put on it to keep it from falling apart. I did use the powder but probably not as generously as the product needed. The cleaner I used may have been too abrasive as well. All I know is it ain't going inside me anymore.

JuliePurplehead said:

Another reason why I'm a cat person. Not that I own any vibrators of course.



Wow, you're really, really open about this shit. I don't think I need to ask you about your hobbies.