JustErin said:

did you sleep with him ?

newpower99 said:

No!

I wasn't really physically attracted to him. I remember when he went to kiss me goodnight I wanted to punch myself repeatedly in the face.

JustErin said:

Cinnie said:

you know, she maybe tells the story of her worst date something like this:

i wasn't feeling very well but this guy was hot. i'd had my eye on him for a long time and he finally asks me out so i was really looking forward to the date. but the night we went out i had eaten something that day which just didn't set so well. not well at all.

anyway i decided to try and get through the evening with him anyway but that was a BIG mistake. i am still sorry i didn't just call him up and postpone the date. haven't heard from him since.

ladies, gentlemen, i think we should all learn a lesson from this tale of woe:
never, ever go on a date (or to any social gathering) if you are suffering from 'digestive issues'
[Edited 6/17/08 11:02am]

blackguitaristz said:

Your description of this date...

XxAxX said:

Yeah, you're not too far off actually. I talked to her about 3 or 4 days later. She didn't say what caused it but she apologized. I told her there was no need to apologise. We ended up laughing about it. The thing is, in my mind, it went from me thinking of her in sexual terms to something else entirely different. We actually became pretty good friends after that. I 'll tease her about it cuz that shit was funny. Not at that moment but later. I actually told her since that I thought that she might have done that shit on purpose. To try to turn me off. Of course, she denies that shit, but u know...u never know. But I do see her in a different way, now that I know her better. Which that happens sometimes anyways.

Boriqua1130 said:

I know...sorry. It was the word "poot" that probably did it.

blackguitaristz said:

Oh...don't be sorry. No prude here. I can cuss folks under the table, if I don't control myself when angered.

It's that you didn't say anything to her, that had me .
Had I been in your shoes I'd have had to ask "DANG...are you dying or WHAT?!"
That one "poot"\silent but deadly and money would have been handed over for the dinner - I'd be out. No ifs ands nor (pretty) butt about it.
!Que cosa...tootin' her flootin during dinner...!

The worst date I had was when dude (who was a "hand talker", flailing his hands about while he spoke) stabbed himself with his own fork, somehow he managed to ram the fork up his nose. He splurted blood all over his dinner, I just calmly ate my meal, while he went to the bathroom to stuff half a roll of toilet paper up his nostrils. Sexy.

Boriqua1130 said:

Yeah, I hear what you're saying...I didn't say anything cuz I didn't want her to feel worst about it. She said once or twice "I don't know what it is that's causing this." It was obvious that she had gas so I didn't want to refer to that so I didn't say anything about it.

paintedlady said:

what the hell! Kudos to you for calmly continuing your meal

Yeah,...I had been interested in this girl bigtime for awhile. Beautiful face, wicked body, she seemed pretty cool. But it was always a grip of people around whenever we were together so...Finally I get the chance to ask her out. So here we are at this upscale restaurant and damn near as soon as we sat down, the girl started burping. U know, the first one was kinda small and quiet. She was like "Oh, I'm sorry. Excse me." Then like 30 seconds later, she burped again. "blaaaaw". That's what that shit sounded like. It had a lot of bass in it too. Loud as hell. I thought "What the fuck?!" The people at the next table heard that shit, that's how loud it was. This time, she didn't even say excuse me. Then I heard her stomach growling. I was like "Dang...this girl's got gas like a motherfucker." She then was like "Oh, I'll be back. I have to go to the Ladies room." She came back after awhile and our food had already came while she was gone. As soon as she started eating, I swear ya'll but I heard this "skeeyuuut" type sound. I was like "Nah,..it couldn't be..." I was like "I KNOW she just didn't poot up in here."

The worst date I had was when dude (who was a "hand talker", flailing his hands about while he spoke) stabbed himself with his own fork, somehow he managed to ram the fork up his nose. He splurted blood all over his dinner, I just calmly ate my meal, while he went to the bathroom to stuff half a roll of toilet paper up his nostrils. Sexy.

Abdul said:

Yeah well, I wasn't about the find out. U talking about a buzz kill? She continued to burp and I'm convinced she had some mild poots thrown up in there...When she came back from the bathroom, I thought I caught a little whiff of something. I was like "Whaaaaat?!...Fuck this." That's when I was ready to raise. Early on, I was hella ready to bounce.

OMG LOL!

blackguitaristz said:

blackguitaristz said:

That must have been me...

unlucky7 said:

So it was you! Well tell us your side of the story. Why did you have bubble gutz?

Inquiring minds....

paintedlady said:

ok it wasn't me, but I went to the movies with this guy and I had some very salty nachos...my stomach got kind of loud and uncomfortable...never again!!!

thekidsgirl said:

I just looked down at my food and ate, he apologized profusely, I said that we should just go, but since our food already arrived at the table, I didn't want him to be charged for food that we did not eat, so I was glad that he was in the bathroom for like a loonngg time. By the time he came back, I was almost done.
We did not order dessert, and he took me home quickly.

He called me the next day, and I dodged him for about two weeks before he stopped calling. It wasn't the bloody nose, it was the "hand talking" that turned me off.

paintedlady said:

ok it wasn't me, but I went to the movies with this guy and I had some very salty nachos...my stomach got kind of loud and uncomfortable...never again!!!

paintedlady said:

I love you for this!! You kept it too real
I think I would have felt kinda bad for him and maybe gone on a sympathy lunch date

thekidsgirl said:

Naw, if you saw the way he talked with his hands, girl you would have wanted to bob and weave. Funny, I met him in a Jazz bar, he had a drink in his hands, he seemed so normal then. Go figure.

unlucky7 said:

see! thats why I don't want you eating a bunch of fatty foods!

unlucky7 said:

OK.... really? Don't make us ask BG.

So tell us of you horrible gassy date at the movies, did the usher kick you guys out for making too much noise during the show?

unlucky7 said:

OK.... really? Don't make us ask BG.

So tell us of you horrible gassy date at the movies, did the usher kick you guys out for making too much noise during the show?

paintedlady said:

Don't make u ask me what?

paintedlady said:

he didn't say anything....I could hear it...I was wondering if he could....

thekidsgirl said:

yeah, I'm not really supposed to eat eat that stuff.

blackguitaristz said:

Was it really Unlucky7 that had the bubble gutz on that date.