What was your worst date ever like?

probably the blind date where the guy got up to use the bathroom and when he came back he said he had to go home because he just threw up.

This one girl lost my damn coffee scoop so I showed her the effing door!

2the9s said:

I had this one date with an okay kinda guy but the date was bad for the following reasons:

-I was sleepy

-He ordered for me and then didn't pay (don't tell me what i want to eat and then expect me to pay for it...if you want me to pay for it, let me decide myself!)

-He told me that he liked to appropriate the cultures of others because he felt like he didn;t have one of his own (he didn;t use those exact words but that was the gist of it)

No second date but I did get become friends with his group of friends. They were all cool as hell.

How about the date you don't realize is a date?
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JasmineFire said:

He made you pay for dinner? that is so messed up!

Paradisekiss03 said:

no, we split it, which normally I'm fine with except when you decide to order for me.

The worst date I had was when dude (who was a "hand talker", flailing his hands about while he spoke) stabbed himself with his own fork, somehow he managed to ram the fork up his nose. He splurted blood all over his dinner, I just calmly ate my meal, while he went to the bathroom to stuff half a roll of toilet paper up his nostrils. Sexy.

my first ever date when i was a teenager....the guy invited me to a movie and dinner, and said he forgot his wallet! i had to pay for the whole date. not that i don't mind paying MY OWN WAY, but his too? no way! not when HE INVITED ME! now i can laugh about it, but back then i was pretty

paintedlady said:

lol

Yeah,...I had been interested in this girl bigtime for awhile. Beautiful face, wicked body, she seemed pretty cool. But it was always a grip of people around whenever we were together so...Finally I get the chance to ask her out. So here we are at this upscale restaurant and damn near as soon as we sat down, the girl started burping. U know, the first one was kinda small and quiet. She was like "Oh, I'm sorry. Excse me." Then like 30 seconds later, she burped again. "blaaaaw". That's what that shit sounded like. It had a lot of bass in it too. Loud as hell. I thought "What the fuck?!" The people at the next table heard that shit, that's how loud it was. This time, she didn't even say excuse me. Then I heard her stomach growling. I was like "Dang...this girl's got gas like a motherfucker." She then was like "Oh, I'll be back. I have to go to the Ladies room." She came back after awhile and our food had already came while she was gone. As soon as she started eating, I swear ya'll but I heard this "skeeyuuut" type sound. I was like "Nah,..it couldn't be..." I was like "I KNOW she just didn't poot up in here."

blackguitaristz said:

LMAO!! Damn BG honey had a little anus problem

Abdul said:

Yeah well, I wasn't about the find out. U talking about a buzz kill? She continued to burp and I'm convinced she had some mild poots thrown up in there...When she came back from the bathroom, I thought I caught a little whiff of something. I was like "Whaaaaat?!...Fuck this." That's when I was ready to raise. Early on, I was hella ready to bounce.

blackguitaristz said:

LOL!! I feel U BG, I woulda been out too

took this dude to see a friend's band at a local bar. well, that part was fine. but then after the OTHER band played, he spent the whole night at the bar talking to the drummer from that band, getting his number, etc.

can't say i blame him. the drummer was really hot, and i probably would have done the same thing if he wasn't there with me. BUT. he was there with me

and that's just ONE of the rotten incidents in my dating history with that particular person.

Abdul said:

It was a drag too because looks wise, the girl was fine. She was embarrassed as hell and for that, I felt bad. She couldn't really enjoy her meal cuz she just couldn't stop burping or pooting. I've never seen anything like that before.

I call her "Wipey Girl" for two reasons, one is that I don't remember her name, and here's the second reason:
It was a one night stand, last August.
We met, went up to my place, started making out. I started working my hands and she gets hot and wet. Then she stops and says "could you pass me my purse?" I say "sure". She takes out baby wipes and wipes herself down there
"What are you doing?" I ask. And she says "You got me wet, and I'm embarrassed."
I said "I'm not working hard getting you wet just so you'd wipe yourself ".

ArielB said:

blackguitaristz said:

Or since, thank God.

I haven't had a worst date ever.

The date with the hot guy who turned out to be a racist homophobe. I was out of there in an hour and 15 minutes and was cringing the whole time, worrying the bartender or someone would overhear him talking and think I was with him.

blackguitaristz said:

oh. my. god

blackguitariszt i'm sorry for laughing. out loud i'm laughing. here at work.
sorry. but that shit is funny.

okay. whoo. think i'm done now.

sorry for your discomfort.

blackguitaristz said:

I'm sorry bg

blackguitaristz said:

Your description of this date...

Cinnie said:

you know, she maybe tells the story of her worst date something like this:

i wasn't feeling very well but this guy was hot. i'd had my eye on him for a long time and he finally asks me out so i was really looking forward to the date. but the night we went out i had eaten something that day which just didn't set so well. not well at all.

anyway i decided to try and get through the evening with him anyway but that was a BIG mistake. i am still sorry i didn't just call him up and postpone the date. haven't heard from him since.

ladies, gentlemen, i think we should all learn a lesson from this tale of woe:
never, ever go on a date (or to any social gathering) if you are suffering from 'digestive issues'
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My 1st date with this guy I called "Tuna". He's a very dark complexion Boriqua. We're half way done with dinner & he needs to order something extra. He waves at our waitress but she goes about her business. Charlie (real name) walks over to her and taps her shoulder. He returns to our table, once she's written what he wants. Much later her husband the owner, walks to our table & tell Charlie "Don't put your "n hands" on my wife." Tuna just looked at me & said "Let's go." He paid for dinner & we left. I placed a penny under my plate. That bastard ruined our first (of many) dates. But all my Charlie could do that night was drive me home, in silence.

Actually, I thought of one. Basically the dude was a compulsive liar and very obviously one. The guy had done everything on earth...short of curing cancer.

Lame. As is my worst date story but that's all I've got.

JustErin said:

did you sleep with him ?