I was in a store today and bumped into a mannequin, turn around and said 'excuse me.'

and you...

Apparently I'm ...very
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I have to think about this. I do a lot of dumb things ...

jthad1129 said:

I used to like to touch the hands of mannequins as I walked by when I was little. I remember walking through Montgomery Wards (where they had mannequin displays on every corner) when I was about 4 years old, tapping on each hand as I walked by. The last hand I touched felt fleshy. It was a real person! I just about jumped out of my skin!

I'm VERY dumb

JuliePurplehead said:

i used to do that when i was a kid and my mom would drag me to the department store while she was clothes shopping. hey, there was nothing better to do than to go around touching mannequins!

Anxiety said:

was that experience the basis for your signature?

I once said to a friend of mine who wanted a mutual friend's phone number "Why don't you call her up and ask what her phone number is?"...



A friend in college introduced me to a blind girl that had just started attending classes. The blind girl said "hello"...and I waved back.






I once typed "bling" instead of "blind"...
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Byron said:

Damn u were to quick
Are u sure u weren't blonde as a child?

Ocean said:

...I hoped nobody caught that.

jthad1129 said:

I remember you as the fantastic orger that got the christmas exchange started.

* trying to put my house key in my car ignition

* leaving my nephew in the store cart seat when i was putting the cart away

* trying to buy a movie ticket for 12:30 when it was 4:15

* waiting for my luggage at an airport for hours only to realize i'm at the wrong one

* mistaking laxatives for chocolate


i could go on and on. just the price for being a natural blonde

JasmineFire said:

yes, and the mannequins would actually explode!

Anxiety said:

oh man. you poor thing.

JasmineFire said:

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

hope that did not show my dumbness, i quite enjoyed it, but my secret santa never sent me anything

I also planned to see a movie with a friend. When i was at the theater i got really mad because she was late. I waited and waited and then realized I was at the wrong theater we missed the showing

I once went to see two gangster movies (double session :once upon a time in America and another one)
It took me at least 15 minutes to realize Barbra Streisand wasn't supposed to be there, that it wasn't a trailer and that I had gone to the wrong theatre

I mean, who doesn't look up when they're buying the tickets?


I also entered a shop to buy a portable casette player and they told me they didn't sell those in fishing shops

Byron said:

Well a deaf friend of mine would always pretend to not hear "What? What? What?" she was saying and laughing.
I forgot she was deaf, and I said, "Are you deaf or what?".
The silence after that was deafening.

wildgoldenhoney said:

I can be an idiot sometimes.

InsatiableCream said:

Alej said:

I applied to graduate school at Columbia University without realizing it was an Ivy League school. If I would have known that I would have never applied, because I thought there was no way I'd be accepted.

DevotedPuppy said:

so you got in? (if so, not dumb)

jthad1129 said:

Yes, I was accepted; to this day I still don't understand why/how. (I applied to NYU also, but didn't get in so I thought for sure I wouldn't get into Columbia. ) I was so intimidated by the other people in my program--they were/are so unbelievably smart and had a much better understanding of the theory we had to read. I felt like such a poser half the time. At the end of the day, the diploma is just a really, really expensive piece of paper (which I'll be paying off for the next 30 years!), it doesn't necessary equal intelligence, imo.

InsatiableCream said:

:wetfuck: