Yeah, yeah, we've done this before. But I have a new one.

So on Saturday I was walking to the bus stop in downtown Mpls after having a few flirtinis with my girls and my gay boys. I had to work early on Sunday, so I had to leave the party early. It was still light outside. As I'm approaching the bus stop a man looked at me rather hungrily and said, fairly quietly:

"I'll protect you".

He drew it all out, trying to sound smooth and suave and stuff too.

wtf? Protect me from what?


What's your latest crazy pick-up line?

It wasn't a full-on pickup line, but it was a compliment that obviously suggested the person was quite interested in me.

It was actualy that infamous night you, me, and Nicolas (Chris too) went out to Twist Miami.

Some hot, hunky, Venezualan (sp?) dude was trying to compliment me or some shit like that. And while talking to me he said...

"I really like your eyes. I love eyes like this..."

(While he was saying that he took both his index fingers and pulled his eyes out to make his look slanted.)


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Imago said:

AW HELL NAW!!

!!!




And I've got nothing No one ever hits on me

Cinnie said:

The funniest part was that he wasn't trying to make fun of me. He really was trying to compliment me. He was with a 'friend' of his who was of Korean descent I believe... His freind was NOT happy with my presence there. It was almost like, "I'm his Asian fool..back off (3 snaps in z formation) "
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Imago said:

i think the worst pickup line i ever got was when i lived in japan and a man, a total tranger walked up to me as i waited for a train and said, with difficulty, in english

"you girl, me boy, we fuck?"

CarrieMpls said:

It's amazing. The only thing I need to attract muscular hunkey Venezualen men is to be holding a fluffy white purse. Without it, I'm nothing.

XxAxX said:

No WAY!

I once had a guy very earnestly tell me how much he, er, liked going down on women.
And was shocked, SHOCKED!, that I wasn't all about bringing him home once he told me that. Apparently he thought that made him a sure thing with every woman.

Imago said:

I miss my purse.

CarrieMpls said:

way. and when i refused he had the nerve to follow me around until my train came. fortunately, two old ladies nearby gave him a good scold so he quite harassing me.

JessieJ said:

Sooo, you come here often?

I tried this line on a bus as well, it didn't seem to work very well. Maybe in here...

"a man looked at me rather hungrily"

LleeLlee said:

I know.

"are you from tennessee? cause you're the only ten i see"

CarrieMpls said:

Men are just strange.

XxAxX said:

I've gotten that one. Thankfully, he wasn't being serious and we had a good laugh

"Damn girl, you're tall, but you give me an hour I'll climb every last inch to get that sweet fruit"

I've posted this before but it is my all time favorite:

I was taking the subway home from work..it had been a long day and I had a UTI ( )....Anyway, I was sitting hunched over in my seat and this guy sits next to me and says, "In honor of Marcus Garvey's birthday, can I have your phone number" I had a boyfriend at the time, so I said no.

One that I've been getting alot since I moved to Louisiana is: "Is that your real hair" Yes, sir, yes it is.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

Are the legs on your avatar tired?

...Cause it's been running through my mind all day long.

"I've seen you. You clean womens' restrooms, don't you? I like that you're able to cross boundaries like that!"

thekidsgirl said:

'you're tall but you look damn worth the climb'

NDRU said:

W. T. F!!

was that even a pick-up line or was it an insult??

thekidsgirl said:

Well, for a brief time that was part of my job description.

but yeah somehow to her that was kind of androgynous

evenstar3 said:

some ppl got no class

NDRU said:

I personally think this chick who was trying to talk to you wins for 'Worst Pick-up Line Ever'

Imago said:

thekidsgirl said:

It was original, I'll giver her that!

I went to a karaoke bar a couple of years ago. There was this 19 year old guy in there trying to get some from almost anyone he could find. He came up to me trying to sweet talk me. I said "look Junior, I'm about 10 years older than you". He then said "Age ain't nothin' but a number." I said "Okay, Aaliyah" and walked away.

i've gotten quite a few

"you must be lost cuz my bedroom is a long way from here"

Him: excuse me, were you talking to me?
Me: ummm no...
Him: then start

"are you a terroist? cuz you are da bomb!"