He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished
patrons and says, 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's
mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the gator will close
his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll
remove my unit unscathed.

In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
drink.'

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man then stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and
placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open
mouth.

The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on
the top of its head.

The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone
$100.00 who's willing to give it a try.'

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the
back of the bar.

A Blonde woman timidly spoke up.....'I'll try it..... just don't hit me
so hard with the beer bottle!'








umm..umm..umm...pill... pill... pill

happy friday pill

Dude, do you get rewarded or paid for Friday night entertainment?!

funkpill's friday funny....

Hey chulo! Hoping you are well.

KidaDynamite said:

The reward are the smiles


Now the money that's different

HAHA AHAH AH HHA AH HA HA HA!! HEY YOOO! That's a good one.


[img]ed mcmanhon pic should be here[/img]

funkpill said: