I was listening to the radio on the way in to work this morning, and the DJ was telling a story of something he heard on local television here in the Twin Cities within the past week or two...

Apparently a reporter was doing a remote broadcast from a local fundraiser...and while interviewing one of the participants, the reporter asked what kind of things were at the event...

This person (and I wish to god I could see the interview now) starting saying things like, "...oh there's a cake walk, food stands and we'll be serving "donkey punch"..."

The DJ knew what this was and was dumbstruck...but the story gets better.... the reporter replied "....ohhh well...umm that sounds interesting" (obviously not knowing what that meant...but was clearly afraid to ask... )

Just then the news went to a split screen of the remote reporter and the news anchor...wherein the news anchor said "mmmm...I want me some of that donkey punch"....

I have to shyly admit....I had no idea what it was...but it sounded hilarious and was obviously risque because the DJ said he could not elaborate on it on the air, but said "ask three guy friends and I'll bet at least 2 know what it is"....

I called my brother to ask....

I literally spit coffee out of my nose.....

If you don't know what a "donkey-punch" is.... look it up.....

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Imago said:

It's happened to you before huh?..... would explain A LOT!

Oh geez. Even third graders know what a donkey punch is.

JustErin said:

Has this term been around for a while?..... The visual of it is what is so hilarious to me....can you imagine that....POW!....

People are doing Automic donkey-punches now.

http://www.urbandictionar...nkey+Punch


It's the new pink...erm...punch.

pardonme4livin said:

God, yes.

Imago said:

Aluminum baseball bat....

Oh shit that's funny....
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Imago said:

It's funny how these things chance over time.

It's not a punch to the back of the head, it's a punch to the kidneys.

1. wolfbanging

When you partake in anal sex, when the man is about to orgasm he sticks his fingers down his partners throat to make them puke, thus making her arse hole muslce tighten and make the orgasm feel better.

2. wolfbanging

The extremely sexual and erotic act of making anal love to a goose, and upon the point of climax, slamming said goose's head in a chest of drawers so as to highten climax with the goose's anal spasming and consiquent loosening of bowels.

Cloudbuster said:

Okay...that's fuckin' nasty.... thank you for your participation Cloudy...

Did you happen to see this broadcast...Dave Ryan wouldn't say which news it was....but it was local here....

pardonme4livin said:

Wrong side of the pond, dude.

Cloudbuster said:

My bad...thought you lived in Minneapolis for some reason....

pardonme4livin said:

I'd call you a daft cunt but I feel I don't really know you well enough.

Wolfbanging!

Cloudbuster said:

Oh my god, I love you.

I used to get donkey punch mixed up with donkey show but that's a whole other thread.

Stymie said:

I'll look forward to it.

I know someone who makes a rum punch called Donkey Punch. It's fruit juice, five kinds of rum, and some bicardi 151.

We have a shitty local band here called Donkey Punch

http://www.donkeypunch.ca/

Cloudbuster said:

mung

I'm going to give u a Dinky Punch

magnificentsynthesizer said:

fact or fiction?

fact!

my sister and I were talking about these yesterday. we read it in a movie magazine, and theres actually a film coming out hwere a bloke donkey punches a girl too hard and kills her

I thought its to the side of the neck :s

dawntreader said:

tuupje

They are selling Donkey Puch T-shirts on ebay

eikonoklastes said:

saywha?

dawntreader said:

Oh nothin'...