MIGUELGOMEZ said:

shanti0608 said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

In real time, my one and only.

In my fantasy life- inspired by watching clips of old 80's soap operas, 2 or 3 (that seemed to be the norm back then, no?)

G0d said:

Can you define lovers please? Use it in a sentance. Does an orgasm in my mind make them my lover?

For fucks sake people.

Make this easy. How many (real - alive, not imaginary) people are you having (real, not imaginary) sex with?

OK, that was a bit harsh...but I just typed it exactly how I thought it when I read that last post.

eikonoklastes said:

I am currently dating Robert Palmer and his five brothers.

JustErin said:

oh.....the love and the fuck part of lovers confused me

JuliePurplehead said:

BTW that hand is a bit creepy. Reminds me of this:



Which is creepy as well.

eikonoklastes said:

Gross.

ZombieKitten said:

My left hand told me that isn't his job and to call him when I need a door opened or groceries carried.

minneapolisgenius said:

Anxiety said:

Thats some funny shit right there Anx

JustErin said:

No, Girlie, fuck that. If I want to picture the classical guitarist or jazz pianist up the street as my lovers in my MIND.....I'm claiming that shit. What's wrong with a little visualization? Hell, you never know, I might get in a funky attitude tomorrow, be divorced by next month and trust and believe those mothersuckers (the, ahem, lovers in MY mind) will be here a woo-woo-WOOING Auntie Ottie like a love story from One Life To Live. I think some of us should be allowed some leeway here

Okay, in all sincerity though, in Europe I have noticed that you can have a lover without any sex whatsoever. It's this ancient notion of connecting to a person that is your match in every way, you share a completely devoted mental courtship with tremendous (though oft troublesome) affection , but for whatever reason, no horizontal mambo. It's reminiscent of that shit we were taught in lit class about Lancelot & Guinevere. I saw a woman destroy a marriage recently without fucking the husband in question...ever. The heffer employed "courtly love" to "assist" a marriage to it's breaking point. Horrific stuff, I tell you. Not really common in the North American relationship lexicon, but I swear it happens over here.

One of the most intense, incredible, life altering lovers you can have is with he or she who takes sway over your mind BEFORE they conquer your body... Sometimes I wonder if those are more dangerous than simply having a sexual lover...

Ottensen said:

Certainly energy draining..... the anticipation alone!

One.

eikonoklastes said:

if i were rich enough to do any stupid thing i wanted, i'd position that in the middle of a floral arrangement and have it delivered to an ex-boyfriend.

Anxiety said:

If I had 2 of those, I'd conceal them in my coat sleeves and run along a crowded footpath poking random people in the ribs with them
[Edited 5/30/08 17:33pm]

sextonseven said:

sounds like my husband

ZombieKitten said:

My left hand can be very loving with others. Just not with me.

sextonseven said:

you need to let your left hand know who has the upper hand.

Anxiety said:

with one of these

Anxiety said:

I don't have any hand with my left hand.

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

i changed my mind. i want to bury one of these in my cats' litter box while they're napping.

Anxiety said:

Meanie!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

oh, they'd love it!

i mean, you know, not THAT way, but they'd love it in that kitty way.

i should shut up.