Have you ever lived beside fools who just make noise 24/7...loud music playing all nite, parties.

So what horror stories do you have of noisy neighbours?.

We are on one side of a duplex here in Salt Lake City. On the other side is this psycho couple who fight very loudly at all times of the day. The guy is really shady- about a month ago he asked my roommate to call the cops on him so that it would be easier for him to divorce his wife. When they called, the police said they had no warrant for an arrest under his name. The guy grabbed the phone and said, "That's because I never have anything under my real name. And I only hit her twice!" Apparently, the only piece of furniture still there is a blow-up mattress. For the past month, they have been gradually moving out the giant TV and other nice appliances they once had.

The neighbor upstairs walks/dances/jumps semingly 20 hours a day so I hear that squeek squeek all damn day.

The old neighbor downstairs use to CONSTANTLY get in huge fights with his girl so I was forced to hear "YOU FUCKING WHORE BITCH!" all the damn time. He use to break her stuff against the walls. He was a real piece of work.

Moonbeam said:

Our house, which is on a new development, is located next to a house which the owners have decided to rent out to students, so as they can get others to pay the mortgage.

They are driving me insane, and i'm not sure what to do.

liberation said:

Have you gotten a chance to meet the students yet? Maybe if you hit it off you can tell them that the noise bothers you. Just a thought.

It's times like this I'm happy I don't live in a city - but only like this. Though I suppose I'd adjust.

I live at the back of a short road, just inside the city limits of Jamestown. The closest neighbors I have live at the end of the road. And they're quiet. The place across the road - only occasionally are people there, in the summer. Some people from Lexington own it, and come down to do their boating out in the lake 'n stuff.

My previous neighbors used to fight Constantly. He was a real crazy person who couldn't stand Music yet his wife was a music teacher who played the Piano. They fought like Cats and Dogs. She used to Play Religious Music and The Lord's Prayer and Hail Mary on lp over and over again all night and day. I couldn't Wait until they moved they were Soo Annoying!

i once lived on a house with a bunch of ppl that had 2 drum kits in the kitchen,, 2 quad boxes in the dining room etc etc.. the neighbours would ask us to turn the music down by throwing rocks at the house.. i know it was rude of us.. but we were young and silly.. now i'm just silly

liberation said:

Have you tried killing them?

bkw said:

They will mysteriously disappear and their bodies will be found in some far off body of water a week later.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

He probably only needs to kill one. Just make it gruesome and paint "You are next" in blood on the walls.

I'll bet they all be gone in less than a week.

I LIVE NEXT DOOR TO A SAMOAN BAR...
AND THEY JUST PUT IN A NEW SYSTEM FOR TWO WONDERFUL NITES OF KARIOKE... FULL BLAST!!!
nuff said!!!

i love love them now,

esp my upstiars neighbors the guy sometimes has "Karaoke" night and he sings songs like "my heart will go on" "unbreak my heart" "genie in a bottle" lol and then his girl joins him and never on the female songs he must do those solo..but she sings sugar ray and creed songs...cracks me up to hear that guy trying to sing like a woman.

and then my jamaican neighbor next door always plays this CD of reggae covered pop songs...like Take thats "i want you back" mariah "always be my baby"...cher,whitney,brian mc-midnight...

bkw said:

Or else he could just group together some young and innocent people, brainwash them into killing all of them, write helter skelter on the walls in blood, and have them all taken care of at once. Then for the rest of his life he can claim that he was innocent and the beatles made him do it.

I'm a noisy neighbour

Diva said:

do tell...diva lol

Call the cops then all peace will reign.

Last year I had the neighbor from Hell. He insisted on playing his bass so loudly during the early mornings that things in my room would shake. When we stopped speaking to each other, he would play it extra loud during even worse hours just to piss me off.

Needless to say I reported him to the higher authority and now he doesn't go to school here anymore.

Natsume said:

Was it Larry Graham?

bkw said:

Umm... no?

Natsume said:

Dont you keep your neighbours up with all that piercing all night?

bkw said:

Speaking of which... I think you'd look quite sexy with a nice Prince Albert piercing, bkw. You should drop by sometime and let me punch a hole through your dick!

our hillbilly neighbors have 6 dogs...first there was this big husky, akita, whatever it is. barks all the time, whether you pull in the driveway or walk out the back door. next they got something that looks like a black lab, barks a lot too, but is kind of a chickenshit dog. if it's loose, it'll run if you take one step toward it. then the wife beating husband moved back in, and brought four beagles with him, the mom, dad, and two pups. these dogs sound like fucking ducks when they bark...mom and a pup got loose, so it's been kind of quiet lately. my roommate's brother is a deputy dog warden, and he says they can't do anything about the noise, and neither will the sheriffs; since we live in a township, we have no noise ordinance. humane society won't get involved unless there's neglect going on. who the fuck needs six dogs, especially when you can't take care of the first two you had?

came home late from the bar the other night, and noticed my friend's car had a flat tire. i got the air compressor out so we could fill it back up. once the motor started, my friend says "aren't you worried about the noise?" after listening to those fucking dogs, those neighbors can kiss my ass. two minutes of an air compressor running is nothing compared to being awakened at 7 am every morning by some hilljack's dog...so much for quiet country living...

well, let's see. one place i lived above 'party girl', who'd return from the bar at 1:30 a.m. and crank up her stereo to mask the loud sex she and her boyfriend were having. . lived across the row from 'fight people', who'd have drunken flaming rows in the middle of the night about whether or not they should go for a drive ("gimme the keys!" "NO!" gimme the keys!" NO!"...), lived next door to 'trumpet guy' who knew only a few notes and practiced them around 10:30 p.m., windows open in the summer, and then there was 'electric bass guy' who, likewise, had little expertise and no grasp of the concept of 'headphones'.

me, i'm a quiet neighbor. i have a ton of musical instruments in my place but, thanks to these marvelous inventions called 'headphones', i don't disturb anyone when i'm playing/recording.

i do wish everyone had a grasp of, well, common courtesy, the noise ordinances and what these two things mean but there are bullies on every playground and a lot of them have no brain

Let's see my next door neighbor is not a party person, but he runs up and down the stairs like there's a whole herd of animals. I say my neighbor is more of a pest than noisy or sould I say he's nosy. He likes listening to the walls when my partner and I are having a disagreement and when we are fucking like he has a camera watching us.

00769BAD said:

I rather here jackass next door run up and down the stairs than to be there to hear that shit. You better get a pair of headphones and listen to some music while you sleep like you hear them while you sleep.

I think I tend to be the noisy neighbor

but I'm always sooo much fun!

Natsume said:

hehe...this is some funny shit, some great stories.
That made me laugh and cheered me up,

Thanks guys.

Eye dont live by noisy neighbors but eye live by ones that r assholes, their kid backed in2 my car and cracked open the bumper and the parents r covering up 4 his ass!