I got this in my email...I thought y'all might enjoy it...it might get me spanked by the moderators, but ya never know

Your Favorite Color is the Key to Your Sex Life

The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for your possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite color. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing and home decor.
The predominant color for you is the one that appears most
frequently, it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. A panel of psychologists, speaking at the 1975 Home Interior Design Forum, explained the association between color and sexual
patterns. Select your favorite color: Red Yellow Pink Purple Black Green Orange Brown Gray Blue White

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RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

YELLOW: If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. (Ummm...my favorite color isn' t yellow, so that is NOT true -Nik) In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who likep ink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a
secret nest egg.

PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.

BLACK: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are
usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence
that the uniform of monsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.

BROWN: If you love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you"
often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

GRAY: The color gray a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything, including color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a way of relieving
tension-but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When gray marries another gray, the marriage is made in heaven.

BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and sensitive to their partner's need. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight in unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.

RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

I guess I should tell ya that my fav colors are purple, black, and blue

That is so not true. My favorite color is yellow, by the way.

Mine is blue and it was pretty accurate too.

I know but I thought it was cool so I posted it here. Going by the descriptions, my favorite color should be brown, but it's not

Black! Does it mean I'm a perv?

logger said:

hmmm thats funny u said that u loved purple the last time this thread came around

My favorite color is purple, but I like to get down and dirty.

Well my favorite color at the present time is Black. I'm into the Gothic look and all. I also think Black is Elegant and Sexy. And you are going to tell me what it Figures?

my favorite color is royal blue ...

Purple and Black

#1 is Purple
#2 is Burgundy
#3 is Royal Blue
#3 is Blue Red

Nice.

My favorite color is LaVisHh

Heavenly said:

I thought it was white? LOL...

My favorite color is RED.

My favorite color is not red, but I'm the type of person who loves sex anywhere I can get it and my favorite colors is black and purple and I'm nothing like they describe in the color chart.

Green, Black and Blue,

a rather compelling mixture!

See my quote line...

GREEN

but that is NOW...

Royal purple, the color of my chosen profession: law.

At graduation, my tassel was purple, and the velvet edging on my doctoral hood was purple.

(Side comment: some universities, like my alma mater, don't give hoods to people receiving bachelor's degrees. IMHO this is a major disappointment--the hood is by far the best part of academic attire.)

Oh no My favorite is black and it's telling me I could be a sex offender!!! My only fault is being kinky, I swear!

Nikster said:

Nikster,
Your signature -- given the context of your post -- just went from thought-provoking to plain funny...

LOL

ThreadBare said:

I noticed that too ThreadBare!!! Funny shite!

Not to mention the fact that, if this color code is true, it's an eye-opener about me and my girlfriend, given our favorite color.

ThreadBare said:

which is???

CarrieLee said:

Oh, right! I didn't say, did I?

It's um, er...

You tease!

CarrieLee said:

guilty.

She and I dig blue to the Nth degree.

You sinner!!!

That's ok, according to this I'm a sex offender

CarrieLee said:

Yeah, I also like black and purple. Well, we're not pervs. We just, *ahem,* like blue.