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Cake? or Bed? A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
Honey, Could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now. He looks at her and says angrily, Fix the lights now? Does it look like i have Electrician written on my forehead? I don’t think so. Fine, Then the wife asks, Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right To which he replied, Fix the fridge door? Does it look like i have westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so Fine, she says Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break I’m not a carpenter and i don’t want to fix steps He says, does it look like i have Ace hardware written on my forehead? I don’t think so I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!!!! So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house , he sees the hall light is working As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. Honey, he asks, how’d all this get fixed? She said, well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake. He said, so what kind of cake did you bake? She replied, Hellooooo.. Do you see Sara Lee written On my forehead? I don’t think so! | |
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Does that mean her cake didn't turn out too well? [Edited 5/26/08 19:03pm] | |
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ArielB said: Does that mean her didn't din't turn out too well?
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ZombieKitten said: If only it was a chocolate cake... | |
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ArielB said: ZombieKitten said: If only it was a chocolate cake... http://www.londoncake.com...%20Bed.jpg [NSFW] This one probably is! | |
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ZombieKitten said: ArielB said: If only it was a chocolate cake... http://www.londoncake.com...%20Bed.jpg [NSFW] This one probably is! Can you make the girl a brunette and the guy a bit balding? | |
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ArielB said: ZombieKitten said: Can you make the girl a brunette and the guy a bit balding? Do I have Sara Lee written on my forehead "hello!" I don't think so 
however, if you look closely, I think both of us have Adobe Photoshop written on our foreheads  | |
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Lucky it wasn't 1 of Ocean's Cakes!  | |
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A nice young man could come over and make me this
he wouldn't have to bother with the handyman stuff if he could bake | |
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ZombieKitten said: ArielB said: Can you make the girl a brunette and the guy a bit balding? Do I have Sara Lee written on my forehead "hello!" I don't think so
however, if you look closely, I think both of us have Adobe Photoshop written on our foreheads | |
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ZombieKitten said: A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
Honey, Could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now. He looks at her and says angrily, Fix the lights now? Does it look like i have Electrician written on my forehead? I don’t think so. Fine, Then the wife asks, Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right To which he replied, Fix the fridge door? Does it look like i have westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so Fine, she says Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break I’m not a carpenter and i don’t want to fix steps He says, does it look like i have Ace hardware written on my forehead? I don’t think so I’ve had enough of you. I’m going to the bar!!!! So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house , he sees the hall light is working As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. Honey, he asks, how’d all this get fixed? She said, well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake. He said, so what kind of cake did you bake? She replied, Hellooooo.. Do you see Sara Lee written On my forehead? I don’t think so! seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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Amaxx said: Lucky it wasn't 1 of Ocean's Cakes!
HEY I just saw that  .....well he would be dead and that would have solved all her problems  | |
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Ocean said: Amaxx said: Lucky it wasn't 1 of Ocean's Cakes!
HEY I just saw that .....well he would be dead and that would have solved all her problems U must b gettin soft! It took a while 4 that chair 2 come out! | |
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Amaxx said: Ocean said: HEY I just saw that .....well he would be dead and that would have solved all her problems U must b gettin soft! It took a while 4 that chair 2 come out! That's it...ur holiday in GD is over..take ur arse back to chat | |
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Ocean said: Amaxx said: U must b gettin soft! It took a while 4 that chair 2 come out! That's it...ur holiday in GD is over..take ur arse back to chat he is there- i just gave him a from u seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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prb said: Ocean said: That's it...ur holiday in GD is over..take ur arse back to chat he is there- i just gave him a from u  thank u my dear...now tell him to stay there  | |
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Ocean said: prb said: he is there- i just gave him a from u thank u my dear...now tell him to stay there i just left  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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Ocean said: Amaxx said: U must b gettin soft! It took a while 4 that chair 2 come out! That's it...ur holiday in GD is over..take ur arse back to chat Holiday?????  U've been drinkin Tequila Slammers all morning haven't U??? | |
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Amaxx said: Ocean said: That's it...ur holiday in GD is over..take ur arse back to chat Holiday????? U've been drinkin Tequila Slammers all morning haven't U???I swear QLD is in another time zone  | |
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Ocean said: prb said: he is there- i just gave him a from u thank u my dear...now tell him to stay there What would U do without me here? Hey Missy?  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Amaxx said: Holiday????? U've been drinkin Tequila Slammers all morning haven't U???I swear QLD is in another time zone Our Girl's not gonna like that! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Amaxx said: Holiday????? U've been drinkin Tequila Slammers all morning haven't U???I swear QLD is in another time zone Hey it's not called a holiday destination for nothing | |
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Amaxx said: Ocean said: thank u my dear...now tell him to stay there What would U do without me here? Hey Missy? They kicked u out to huh  | |
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Ocean said: ZombieKitten said: I swear QLD is in another time zone Hey it's not called a holiday destination for nothing just you wait til I get my travellers cheques sorted for september missy!  | |
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