Steadwood said:

obsessed said:

Oh no, we not gonna start with that again...

Cats then?

obsessed said:

Steadwood said:

Cats then?

Are you certain?

:shriek:

er...Maybe not

Steadwood said:

obsessed said:

Are you certain?

:shriek:

er...Maybe not

obsessed said:

Steadwood said:

:shriek:

er...Maybe not

Awwwww, ya gotta good heart, afterall...
But that pout still makes me a bit uncertain...
however, I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt.....

Awww Thanks

...Here's a Picture of me as a baby

Steadwood said:

obsessed said:

Awwwww, ya gotta good heart, afterall...
But that pout still makes me a bit uncertain...
however, I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt.....

Awww Thanks

...Here's a Picture of me as a baby

obsessed said:

Steadwood said:

Awww Thanks

...Here's a Picture of me as a baby

And here I was just close to trusting you....

You're a crack head.....

I gotta go now...

Steadwood said:

obsessed said:

That would be very helpful....long as it doesn't involve fish.....

Ok.... Here goes

6 garlic bulbs

500 mls water

Bottle tobasco sauce

50 grms Gravy Browning

Crush garlic

Boil together with other ingredients for 5 mins

leave to cool

Brush on all over

Works a treat

Horsefeathers said:

Steadwood said:

Ok.... Here goes

6 garlic bulbs

500 mls water

Bottle tobasco sauce

50 grms Gravy Browning

Crush garlic

Boil together with other ingredients for 5 mins

leave to cool

Brush on all over

Works a treat

Body wash! Great! Thanks!

ZombieKitten said:

Horsefeathers said:

Body wash! Great! Thanks!

after the dog has licked it all off, you are left with that squeaky clean feeling. If you want more of a "scrub" get the cat (or several) to lick it off - add salmon to above mix and voila!

Horsefeathers said:

ZombieKitten said:

after the dog has licked it all off, you are left with that squeaky clean feeling. If you want more of a "scrub" get the cat (or several) to lick it off - add salmon to above mix and voila!

That's just creepy.


I love it!

Horsefeathers said:

Steadwood said:

Ok.... Here goes

6 garlic bulbs

500 mls water

Bottle tobasco sauce

50 grms Gravy Browning

Crush garlic

Boil together with other ingredients for 5 mins

leave to cool

Brush on all over

Works a treat

Body wash! Great! Thanks!

My pleasure

ZombieKitten said:

Horsefeathers said:

That's just creepy.


I love it!

that is how they did their toilette in the olden days before hot water on tap!

...HEY!...Less of the olden days

Steadwood said:

obsessed said:

That would be very helpful....long as it doesn't involve fish.....

Ok.... Here goes

6 garlic bulbs

500 mls water

Bottle tobasco sauce

50 grms Gravy Browning

Crush garlic

Boil together with other ingredients for 5 mins

leave to cool

Brush on all over

Works a treat

XxAxX said:

Steadwood said:

Ok.... Here goes

6 garlic bulbs

500 mls water

Bottle tobasco sauce

50 grms Gravy Browning

Crush garlic

Boil together with other ingredients for 5 mins

leave to cool

Brush on all over

Works a treat

I tried that The results were astounding

Do tell!

Steadwood said:

XxAxX said:

I tried that The results were astounding

The results are even better when you also tie several balloons to your ears and practice waltzing in the produce section of your local market

XxAxX said:

Steadwood said:

The results are even better when you also tie several balloons to your ears and practice waltzing in the produce section of your local market

Its strange you should say that!..... :waltz:

I also noticed juggling oranges and apples at the same time had a strange appeal

You're quite advanced at this aren't you

Where did you learn from?

Steadwood said:

XxAxX said:

Its strange you should say that!..... :waltz:

I also noticed juggling oranges and apples at the same time had a strange appeal

I can't even remember how many times I have been arrested for doing just that.

Golly gee, I wish I lived in America where me and my genius moves would be appreciated, instead of incarcerated

XxAxX said:

Steadwood said:

I can't even remember how many times I have been arrested for doing just that.

Golly gee, I wish I lived in America where me and my genius moves would be appreciated, instead of incarcerated

It's even worse here I hear there is one place where it is illegal to walk backwards up the aisle in the cinema eating an ice cream

and in one state it is illegal for bees to fly overhead
[Edited 5/28/08 6:50am]

I don't know how you folks cope sometimes.... I really don't

...It sounds sooo oppressive... but at least you have a good deoderant now

Steadwood said:

Here is my latest look. In order to get the hair to retain its body, I use several handfuls of peanut butter instead of styling gel.

Steadwood said:

XxAxX said:

It's even worse here I hear there is one place where it is illegal to walk backwards up the aisle in the cinema eating an ice cream

and in one state it is illegal for bees to fly overhead

That's ridiculous! Not allowed for bees to fly overhead? Then how on earth do you American types manage your beehive hairdo? How do you keep the bees from being arrested??

XxAxX said:

Steadwood said:

Here is my latest look. In order to get the hair to retain its body, I use several handfuls of peanut butter instead of styling gel.

That's how I do mine too!

I find the crunchy peanut butter works best
[Edited 5/28/08 7:04am]

Yes.... So I hear

...I have to use smooth peanut butter though

...My hair is very fragile

XxAxX said:

Steadwood said:

That's ridiculous! Not allowed for bees to fly overhead? Then how on earth do you American types manage your beehive hairdo? How do you keep the bees from being arrested??

That's easy... we diguise them as human beings

I wish the bees here looked like that

...No wonder it's illegal for them to fly overhead

XxAxX said:

That's easy... we diguise them as human beings

XxAxX said:

Steadwood said:

XxAxX said:

That's easy... we diguise them as human beings

so do we, but they are quite small and have a high pitched buz

Ours tend to be quite aggressive




btw....I've seen a queen Bee but never a Prince Bee before