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PrintableHorsefeathers said: Steadwood said: 500grms Smoked Salmon 200 mls Fresh Cream 200 grms Cheddar Cheese (mature) 1 handfull Pumpkin seeds (roasted) 1 Lemon 3 Large eggs (chicken) Dice Salmon Grind Pumpkin Seeds Whip Cream until firm Grate Cheese Blend all ingredients together (except lemon & Cheese) 
Place Fridge for 2 hours Sprinkle cheese on mixture and add lemon Apply Liberally to hair and leave for 5 hours (don't go near any cats  
Rinse off with warm water 
I was just sitting here thinking about how it feels like something is missing from my personal hygiene regimen. It's salmon and cheese! Off to the tub for a long soak. This is why I come here. now can someone give me an Air Conditioner recipe they are too expensive to buy  | |
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For the short term such as our yearly after hurricane power outages, an open cooler full of ice and a cheap box fan hooked to a car battery will provide some relief. Other than that, I'm not so creative or smartiful, but I wish you luck. Murica: at least it's not Sudan. | |
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Horsefeathers said: For the short term such as our yearly after hurricane power outages, an open cooler full of ice and a cheap box fan hooked to a car battery will provide some relief. Other than that, I'm not so creative or smartiful, but I wish you luck.
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obsessed said: Steadwood said: 500grms Smoked Salmon 200 mls Fresh Cream 200 grms Cheddar Cheese (mature) 1 handfull Pumpkin seeds (roasted) 1 Lemon 3 Large eggs (chicken) Dice Salmon Grind Pumpkin Seeds Whip Cream until firm Grate Cheese Blend all ingredients together (except lemon & Cheese)
Place Fridge for 2 hours Sprinkle cheese on mixture and add lemon Apply Liberally to hair and leave for 5 hours (don't go near any cats
Rinse off with warm water
5 hours??!! And ya hair didn't turn purple or green??
Actually ya might wanna stay away from humans too....pew  No... It fell out! 
...It was in good condition when it did though
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My Italian grandmother used to use straight up olive oil and then put a warm towel on her head. | |
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Steadwood said: 500grms Smoked Salmon 200 mls Fresh Cream 200 grms Cheddar Cheese (mature) 1 handfull Pumpkin seeds (roasted) 1 Lemon 3 Large eggs (chicken) Dice Salmon Grind Pumpkin Seeds Whip Cream until firm Grate Cheese Blend all ingredients together (except lemon & Cheese)
Place Fridge for 2 hours Sprinkle cheese on mixture and add lemon Apply Liberally to hair and leave for 5 hours (don't go near any cats
Rinse off with warm water
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applekisses said: My Italian grandmother used to use straight up olive oil and then put a warm towel on her head.
I tried that, but it burnt my head when I poured it from the frying pan 
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Steadwood said: applekisses said: My Italian grandmother used to use straight up olive oil and then put a warm towel on her head.
I tried that, but it burnt my head when I poured it from the frying pan
Is that why your hair sticks up like Brother Redwood's?
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DanceWme said: Steadwood said: 500grms Smoked Salmon 200 mls Fresh Cream 200 grms Cheddar Cheese (mature) 1 handfull Pumpkin seeds (roasted) 1 Lemon 3 Large eggs (chicken) Dice Salmon Grind Pumpkin Seeds Whip Cream until firm Grate Cheese Blend all ingredients together (except lemon & Cheese)
Place Fridge for 2 hours Sprinkle cheese on mixture and add lemon Apply Liberally to hair and leave for 5 hours (don't go near any cats
Rinse off with warm water
You already tried it? 
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Steadwood said: obsessed said: 5 hours??!! And ya hair didn't turn purple or green??
Actually ya might wanna stay away from humans too....pew No... It fell out!
...It was in good condition when it did though
No more beautiful white hair?
Maybe it was the pumpkin seeds? 
Well, I'm in good condition, but apparently I stink... | |
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applekisses said: Steadwood said: I tried that, but it burnt my head when I poured it from the frying pan
Is that why your hair sticks up like Brother Redwood's?
 You're giving my secrets away
..I daren't say what keeps brother Redwoods hair on end 
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Steadwood said: DanceWme said: You already tried it?
Im sooooo hungry  | |
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DanceWme said: Steadwood said: You already tried it?
Im sooooo hungry You can have my avocado and mayonnaise.... I won't be needing it anymore... | |
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obsessed said: Steadwood said: No... It fell out!
...It was in good condition when it did though
No more beautiful white hair?
Maybe it was the pumpkin seeds?
Well, I'm in good condition, but apparently I stink... I went a bit heavy on the lemon I think
..Don't worry... the stink wears off after a month 
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DanceWme said: Steadwood said: You already tried it?
Im sooooo hungry You must be to eat that
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Steadwood said: obsessed said: No more beautiful white hair?
Maybe it was the pumpkin seeds?
Well, I'm in good condition, but apparently I stink... I went a bit heavy on the lemon I think
..Don't worry... the stink wears off after a month
Yup, for sure the lemon would do it...
Thank you for the vote of confidence..... 
In the meanwhile, I'll stay as far away as I can....
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obsessed said: Steadwood said: I went a bit heavy on the lemon I think
..Don't worry... the stink wears off after a month
Yup, for sure the lemon would do it...
Thank you for the vote of confidence.....
In the meanwhile, I'll stay as far away as I can.... I could always give you an anti stink recipe of course
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Steadwood said: obsessed said: Yup, for sure the lemon would do it...
Thank you for the vote of confidence.....
In the meanwhile, I'll stay as far away as I can.... I could always give you an anti stink recipe of course
That would be very helpful....long as it doesn't involve fish..... | |
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obsessed said: Steadwood said: I could always give you an anti stink recipe of course
That would be very helpful....long as it doesn't involve fish..... Ok.... Here goes 6 garlic bulbs 500 mls water Bottle tobasco sauce 50 grms Gravy Browning Crush garlic Boil together with other ingredients for 5 mins leave to cool Brush on all over Works a treat 
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Steadwood said: obsessed said: That would be very helpful....long as it doesn't involve fish..... Ok.... Here goes 6 garlic bulbs 500 mls water Bottle tobasco sauce 50 grms Gravy Browning Crush garlic Boil together with other ingredients for 5 mins leave to cool Brush on all over Works a treat
Garlic????!!!! Ya think that's really gonna help?
Oh, maybe the tabasco combats that, or perhaps the boiling. | |
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obsessed said: Steadwood said: Ok.... Here goes 6 garlic bulbs 500 mls water Bottle tobasco sauce 50 grms Gravy Browning Crush garlic Boil together with other ingredients for 5 mins leave to cool Brush on all over Works a treat
Garlic????!!!! Ya think that's really gonna help?
Oh, maybe the tabasco combats that, or perhaps the boiling. Yep... they all cancel each other out... Trut me
...except for dogs... they can smell you a mile away
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Steadwood said: obsessed said: Garlic????!!!! Ya think that's really gonna help?
Oh, maybe the tabasco combats that, or perhaps the boiling. Yep... they all cancel each other out... Trut me
...except for dogs... they can smell you a mile away
OK, if ya say so...
So now I gotta worry about all the neighboorhood dogs following me home.....that ain't so bad... 
I'll just feed em my mayo and avocado... | |
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obsessed said: Steadwood said: Yep... they all cancel each other out... Trut me
...except for dogs... they can smell you a mile away
OK, if ya say so...
So now I gotta worry about all the neighboorhood dogs following me home.....that ain't so bad...
I'll just feed em my mayo and avocado...
Not in public I hope! 
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Steadwood said: 500grms Smoked Salmon 200 mls Fresh Cream 200 grms Cheddar Cheese (mature) 1 handfull Pumpkin seeds (roasted) 1 Lemon 3 Large eggs (chicken) Dice Salmon Grind Pumpkin Seeds Whip Cream until firm Grate Cheese Blend all ingredients together (except lemon & Cheese)
Place Fridge for 2 hours Sprinkle cheese on mixture and add lemon Apply Liberally to hair and leave for 5 hours (don't go near any cats
Rinse off with warm water
fess up, dude. you just made that up dintcha  | |
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Steadwood said: obsessed said: OK, if ya say so...
So now I gotta worry about all the neighboorhood dogs following me home.....that ain't so bad...
I'll just feed em my mayo and avocado...
Not in public I hope!
Nah...don't worry...jist joshin' ya... I'll give em real puppy/dog food... | |
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XxAxX said: Steadwood said: 500grms Smoked Salmon 200 mls Fresh Cream 200 grms Cheddar Cheese (mature) 1 handfull Pumpkin seeds (roasted) 1 Lemon 3 Large eggs (chicken) Dice Salmon Grind Pumpkin Seeds Whip Cream until firm Grate Cheese Blend all ingredients together (except lemon & Cheese)
Place Fridge for 2 hours Sprinkle cheese on mixture and add lemon Apply Liberally to hair and leave for 5 hours (don't go near any cats
Rinse off with warm water
fess up, dude. you just made that up dintcha ME? 
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Steadwood said: XxAxX said: fess up, dude. you just made that up dintcha ME?
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obsessed said: Steadwood said:
Not in public I hope!
Nah...don't worry...jist joshin' ya... I'll give em real puppy/dog food...
You might find a few Pugs following you 
... they are particularly partial to it 
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Steadwood said: obsessed said: Nah...don't worry...jist joshin' ya... I'll give em real puppy/dog food...
You might find a few Pugs following you
... they are particularly partial to it
Oh no, we not gonna start with that again... | |
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obsessed said: Steadwood said:
You might find a few Pugs following you
... they are particularly partial to it
Oh no, we not gonna start with that again... Cats then?
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