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Duties of Wives! Duties of Wives!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had Given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Australian Women- AMEN  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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prb said: Duties of Wives!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had Given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Australian Women- AMEN  Speaking of which; Where is chilli anyways!!! | |
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DigMeNow said: prb said: Duties of Wives!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had Given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Australian Women- AMEN Speaking of which; Where is chilli anyways!!!hey dig 
havent seen chilli all weekend  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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She must have broken the dinosaurs pc as well. j/k | |
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DigMeNow said: prb
She must have broken the dinosaurs pc as well. j/k
Nooooo seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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Either that or she's in a chocolate coma. | |
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DigMeNow said: Either that or she's in a chocolate coma.
#2 seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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prb said: Duties of Wives!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had Given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Australian Women- AMEN 
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prb said: Duties of Wives!
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had Given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a handyman. God Bless Australian Women- AMEN LOL i was just about 2 answer it honestly lol. | |
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DigMeNow said: Either that or she's in a chocolate coma.
How did u know? PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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Naw, I think you got it wrong. It'd be the fella who married the Canadian girl who'd be sporting black eyes.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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chillichocaholic said: DigMeNow said: Either that or she's in a chocolate coma.
How did u know? chilli- i was gonna send out a SOS 4 u Save our (aussie) Sis seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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That joke is funny!  | |
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Dayclear said: That joke is funny!
thanks! i cant take the credit 4 it- i got it in an email- and had to share seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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you mean I don't have to do all this shit I just have to punch him!?
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Haha! that's some funny shit! 
Now get back in the kithen and make some Pav or cake!  | |
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Amaxx said: Haha! that's some funny shit!
Now get back in the kithen and make some Pav or cake! 
have you got a good recipe? you domesticated man you  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Amaxx said: Haha! that's some funny shit!
Now get back in the kithen and make some Pav or cake!
have you got a good recipe? you domesticated man you I say we bake him a cake with arsenic in it | |
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Ocean said: ZombieKitten said:
have you got a good recipe? you domesticated man you I say we bake him a cake with arsenic in it he gave me a pesto recipe! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Amaxx said: Haha! that's some funny shit!
Now get back in the kithen and make some Pav or cake!
have you got a good recipe? you domesticated man you Sorry! I suck @ sweets! Except 4 Straberry soaked in Marsala Parfet of Zuppa Inglese ( Italian Trifle). If we had dinner 2getther, U'd sweet enough 2 B dessert!
Wow! that's Cheesy! Don't ya think??? | |
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Ocean said: ZombieKitten said:
have you got a good recipe? you domesticated man you I say we bake him a cake with arsenic in it I thought U said U couldn't cook! 
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Amaxx said: ZombieKitten said:
have you got a good recipe? you domesticated man you Sorry! I suck @ sweets! Except 4 Straberry soaked in Marsala Parfet of Zuppa Inglese ( Italian Trifle). If we had dinner 2getther, U'd sweet enough 2 B dessert!
Wow! that's Cheesy! Don't ya think??? I'm speechless 
I'm dobbing you in to your nonna  | |
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Amaxx said: Ocean said: I say we bake him a cake with arsenic in it I thought U said U couldn't cook!
it won't be the arsenic that kills them | |
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ZombieKitten said: Amaxx said: Sorry! I suck @ sweets! Except 4 Straberry soaked in Marsala Parfet of Zuppa Inglese ( Italian Trifle). If we had dinner 2getther, U'd sweet enough 2 B dessert!
Wow! that's Cheesy! Don't ya think??? I'm speechless
I'm dobbing you in to your nonna Then U better get a Sayonce ( I know that's not how U spell it, But what the heck!) happening if U wanna dob me in! U speechless! Very unlikely! | |
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Amaxx said: ZombieKitten said: I'm speechless
I'm dobbing you in to your nonna Then U better get a Sayonce ( I know that's not how U spell it, But what the heck!) happening if U wanna dob me in! U speechless! Very unlikely! seance, I think I don't talk much  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Amaxx said: I thought U said U couldn't cook!
it won't be the arsenic that kills them  | |
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Ocean said: ZombieKitten said:
it won't be the arsenic that kills them stop throwing cake at me! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Amaxx said: Then U better get a Sayonce ( I know that's not how U spell it, But what the heck!) happening if U wanna dob me in! U speechless! Very unlikely! seance, I think I don't talk much I' sure U don't!  | |
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Amaxx said: Haha! that's some funny shit!
Now get back in the kithen and make some Pav or cake!  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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