KidaDynamite said:

Oh


My


God


x 1 billion

RenHoek said:

I guess I should state this again: I LOOOOOVVVEEE THAT AVATAR!!!

may 23rd aint got shit to do
so I thought I'd log on for a minute or two
I was better off working 'cause this shits wack
another waste of time I'll never get back
I think I'm better off just cutting the cord
nah, I'll start posting on another message board

It's imago, not amigo, bandejo,
Just light me up and watch me glow,

Like Stephen Hawking frontin about cosmalogical constants and multi-demensional worm holls,
Imma show your ass just how I roll,

Don't fuck with me man, cause I'll show you right,
Like Dr. Neal Tyson , renowned physicist, peering through a telescope late late at night.

I think ya heard me, don't you front!
Like Sir Isaac Newtwon's Ether, Imma be all over yo cunt!


Word!

Bitch please, don't come at me with whack rhymes,
I'm from the streets of a Tampa Suburb, and grow my own limes,

So you and your olgilve perm ain't no match,
For my salon stylin's and man-snatch.







Wow, that was gay.

paisleypark4 said:

Scary Movie!

Imago said:

I cheated on the 1st one so here's mine.....

I have to have a drink like ev-er-ry day
I like most but not that nasty ass Tanqueray
from Hennessy to my homeboy Courvosier
get yo ass in my glass so I can drink until I pass the
hell out but now I pout..... cuz I got no dough to buy the stout {I don't drink that shit anyway} so now i'm sitting here feeling kinda glum cuz I can't get a taste of that coconut rum. I'm not an alcoholic don't get it twisted. That theory I dismissed only cuz I like Barcardi with a lemony twist.
So i'm gonna finish up, this all I had to say
i'm gonna go in my corner and try to get through the day
all these bottles running in my mind i'm in my funk
now people wanna joke and call me a drunk
like I said i'm not a drunk cuz I do a little wobble
can I borrow $15 i'll cut you in on the next bottle

KidaDynamite said:

This shit is Genius and not 1 response.

KidaDynamite said:

KidaDynamite said:

oh yeah...aint that some shit

paintedlady said:

WTF!

That's it....i'm retiring.

KidaDynamite said:

It's nice Kid but this shit here is GENIUS!



and then there's this weak sauce here...

The other day I was sittin' in my van
mirror caught the look, uncool I am
rolled through the 'hood on 15 inch steel
sweaty palms gripped the plastic wheel
It's a panel van fool I make deliveries
Wife & 2 kids, gotta make that cheese
It ain't easy comin' up on these Oakland streets
if you ain't slangin' 'caine or makin' dope beats
If I concentrate I can make rhymes flow
but I'm no pro it's all for show
Posts to the org can make my day
cuz I love these fools and I write it my way
JustErin, Moni, & ZombieKitten too
are some of the ladies that are HELLA cool
Now lets give a shot out to the fellas
Roodboi, Mdiver no need to be jealous
special thanks goes out to the Moderators
they try their best to protect from the haters
this rhyme could go on & on, & on & on an'...
won't pause for breath or the theories of Darwin
now this shit here was not a test
when you org rap battle ya gotta bring your best.

hehe... that was fun...

why did i open this thread, the humor of it goes over my head like a shower cap when im soaping my threads,floating to bed i feel like a mutant creature pure as ether searing a path with my laser view featured, a slitering snake in a fertilized garden, visualize fate to escape my minimal sized apartment

RenHoek said:

I stand corrected!

Reach for my zipper and slowly peel
My pants all the way…down to my heels
Pull down the underwear and out if flops
Get on your knees and study this cock
Touch it and feel it…do it slow
Stare at it dammitt and watch it grow
Stick out your tongue and gently lick
From the balls, up the shaft, to the head of my dick
Lick it from the head to the crack of my butt
Lick it all over like a horny slut
Put it in your mouth inbetween your lips
It feels so good, I wanna roll my hips
I’m oozin’ from the tip, can you taste the cream
Damn, it feels so good I think I’m gonna scream
Go down further than you would ever dare
Take it own down to the pubic hair
I feel the cream rising, it’s going to explode
I shiver with relief as I shoot my load
Swallow my cum…it’s salty and thick
Swallow it down till it makes you sick
We can do this some other time…that is if you’re game
Oh, by the way….what is your name?
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[Edited 5/27/08 12:56pm]

vainandy said:

DanceWme said:

Really??



No legs like Tina,
No booty like Serena,
But when you tell me dat
It's like my wife I never seen her.
B'cuz you had me,
At peeing on a tree,
So when you say 'a whore'
You got me thinkin' bout the fee,



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[Edited 5/28/08 7:17am]

He's muthafuckin' Dan
And he's kinda from Siam,
Just picture if Tom Cruise
Put his seed in Mika Tan.
Yeah he movin' the product
Like a fuckin' viaduct,
Fashion mullet, fauxhawk
So save me the shuck,
And jiving, he's striving
And old thread reviving,
You fuck a boy from Iceland?
You better watch his pimp hand,
Your head is on another,
Your head is on another,
And if by luck she's not online,
It won't be yo mother.

Fauxie said:

OMG,
I'm gonna get in TROUBLEZ .. I'm on this stupid meeting laughing my goddamned arse off

yo, yo, yo
ausland in effect
the home of funky kangaroos
but this zebra can't resist
to comment on her shoes
the lady is dayum though
no stank brainless hee-ho
more like a mona lisa
I rise and wanna frolic
give it for the sexy
chillichocaholic

on a second guess
it's not only her and me
but what about a threesome
with tha lady PRB
no more than funky headwear
and a genuine aussie smile
for tha lady PRB
I can run that extra mile

who am I forgetting
Ima try and be a man
but I'm a little afraid
of the dick of Ocean
So I will settle for
the girl that got me smitten
for her I gotta be double double G
tha hotness Zombiekitten

uhm uhm ... parole.

play that mutha fuckin base!!!

Fauxie said:

This will be my last rhyme cuz im feeling kinda sick
and if ur wife sees this thread i may get my ass kicked
If u werent married and it was just me and u
we'd be in the telly doin what grown folks do
chocolate syrup, whipped cream and a bath full of wine
im gettin kinda hot just thinkin bout this rhyme

its clear
without fear
theres an orger
and he has no peer

with sheer
sence of cheer
imago good to have
you near

its plain
as nose on face
with words tha spray
like mace

pace race in
this paper chase
imago your are sensitive
to case

imago please lock in
n brace
imago appeals to more than the
base


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[Edited 5/28/08 8:55am]

DanceWme said:

I'd pay to see you two fight,
Like a pay per view night,
And get a bunch of beers in,
Either way I'm gonna win,
Two cute girls be fightin',
It's somethin' I'd delight in,
And get you two together,
So we can do whatever,
Unless I then got too drunk,
And my battleship was sunk,
Mon so good with your snatch,
That it makes a love match,
Then I'm on the sidelines,
No comfort in slick rhymes,
But at least I can look,
Even with my pride took.

Fauxie said:

shausler said:

Love you Shausler

Adorable's on the org ready to run a rhyme
Like wine I get wetter and better with time
Part of an org crew bitches won't step to
There's not a rhyme u could write that I won't do
All of the words adorable speaks come with a technique
that most still seek
I'm on one side my goons on another
We can't be touched so back up muthaf*cka!
I close the door but I see ur back again
Don't u know that losers never win?
Imma tell u the truth cause I aint no sell out
Pay ur dues or else get the hell out...
Word to ur mutha!

i mean....