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It Was Ladies Night Out At A Male Strip Club One of the girls wanted to impress the others, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to her, she licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of them, the third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill and stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to the fourth friend. Now everyone's attention is focused on her, and the guy is egging her on to try to top the $50. Her brain was churning as she reached for her wallet. What could she do? 
The woman in her took over! She got out her ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his a$$, grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!!!  | |
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funkpill said: One of the girls wanted to impress the others, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to her, she licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of them, the third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill and stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to the fourth friend. Now everyone's attention is focused on her, and the guy is egging her on to try to top the $50. Her brain was churning as she reached for her wallet. What could she do?
The woman in her took over! She got out her ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his a$$, grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!!! wow. | |
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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.' | |
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Ocean said: A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose. ' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.' Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did. Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.' Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God Dr.Chang what is Ed Zachary Disease ?' Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.' | |
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